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Your Favorite movie line(s)
« on: September 14, 2018, 01:53:55 AM »

Please post your favorite movie line(s) or group of line(s) if you can't pick just one, and cite the movie where it is from.

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Re: Your Favorite movie line(s)
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2018, 11:31:02 AM »

Whenever somebody points out the stupid thing(s) a criminal suspect did (like leaving their cellphone at the scene) that results in them getting caught:

Who said criminals were smart.   -Chief Inspector Daniels, The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974 version).
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Re: Your Favorite movie line(s)
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2018, 11:44:25 AM »

Whenever somebody points out the stupid thing(s) a criminal suspect did (like leaving their cellphone at the scene) that results in them getting caught:

Who said criminals were smart.   -Chief Inspector Daniels, The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974 version).
I love the interchange in that movie between the criminals and the subway worker (who unfortunately finds out chutzpah is no match for a carbine).  The movie is sort of a social commentary on 1970s NYC and how it was a pit.
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Re: Your Favorite movie line(s)
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2018, 12:17:10 PM »

“Help, Police, murder...”  From Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.  That line along drew into question if those kids ever survived the factory tour. 

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Re: Your Favorite movie line(s)
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2018, 12:30:43 PM »

“Help, Police, murder...”  From Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.  That line along drew into question if those kids ever survived the factory tour.
Also, Wonka’s emotionless “don’t, stop, come back” when Mike Teavee ran to shrink himself with Wonka-Vision.
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Re: Your Favorite movie line(s)
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2018, 12:32:02 PM »

When I’m dealing with general incompetence, either “I didn’t know they could stack shit that high” or “Is that Moron 1? Put Moron 2 on the phone.”
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Re: Your Favorite movie line(s)
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2018, 12:35:29 PM »

"Surely you can't be serious."
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Re: Your Favorite movie line(s)
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2018, 12:43:17 PM »

At work, Airplane, Caddyshack, and Seinfeld (TV) are often quoted. At home, it's The Big Lebowski and Seinfeld.
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Re: Your Favorite movie line(s)
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2018, 02:27:46 PM »

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Re: Your Favorite movie line(s)
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2018, 02:35:53 PM »

Whenever somebody points out the stupid thing(s) a criminal suspect did (like leaving their cellphone at the scene) that results in them getting caught:

Who said criminals were smart.   -Chief Inspector Daniels, The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974 version).
I love the interchange in that movie between the criminals and the subway worker (who unfortunately finds out chutzpah is no match for a carbine).  The movie is sort of a social commentary on 1970s NYC and how it was a pit.
Why don't you go grab an aeroplane like everyone else?
Cause we're afraid of flying.
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Re: Your Favorite movie line(s)
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2018, 04:09:17 PM »

Cool Hand Luke

"What we've got here is... failure to communicate."
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Re: Your Favorite movie line(s)
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2018, 05:40:06 PM »

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My go-to UHF quote is, "Badgers?  Badgers?  We don't need no stinkin' badgers."

Especially if a big sporting event involving the University of Wisconsin is imminent.
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Re: Your Favorite movie line(s)
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2018, 07:40:09 PM »

UHF
"For those of you just joining us, today we're teaching poodles how to fly." - Raul Hernandez

My go-to UHF quote is, "Badgers?  Badgers?  We don't need no stinkin' badgers."

Especially if a big sporting event involving the University of Wisconsin is imminent.

You just made an enemy out of me for saying that.
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Re: Your Favorite movie line(s)
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2018, 12:27:03 AM »

The whole jail scene in My Cousin Vinny where Vinny first meets Stan.  Stan thinks Vinny is another inmate interested in sodomy, while Vinny thinks Stan is afraid of the consultation and the upcoming trial.  Best line out of it,  Vinny: "Let us take the time to get acquainted before (you know) we get to it.

Then the scene where Vinny arrives late in court wearing that ridiculous burgundy tuxedo pissing the judge (one more time again)off.   Vinny to judge in one line "I wore this ridiculous outfit just fer you."

Oh and Vinny's opening statement at trial " Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury.   Everything that other guy said is bullshit, thank you!"
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Re: Your Favorite movie line(s)
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2018, 01:36:47 AM »

« Last Edit: September 15, 2018, 01:39:30 AM by Throckmorton »
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Re: Your Favorite movie line(s)
« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2018, 01:48:17 AM »

I think this counts...from Hot Fuzz (2007):

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Re: Your Favorite movie line(s)
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2018, 09:28:48 AM »

More Hot Fuzz
*How can this be for the greater good?
*the greater good
*SHUT IT!

Avengers: Infinity War
*Thor (To Star Lord, Mantis, Drax): I bid you good luck and farwell, morons
Any line where Tony Stark nicknames another character.
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Re: Your Favorite movie line(s)
« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2018, 09:44:32 AM »

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
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Re: Your Favorite movie line(s)
« Reply #18 on: September 15, 2018, 02:28:21 PM »

A few choice ones from various genres:

from Diamonds Are Forever:
BLOFELD:  "At this moment, my satellite's over Kansas.  If I were to destroy Kansas, the world might not hear about it for years!"

from Body Heat
MATTIE (to NED):  "You're not too smart, are you?  I like that in a man!"

from Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
BODY COLLECTOR:  "He must be a king.....he doesn't have shit all over him!"

Actually, one could absolutely fill this thread with great lines from Holy Grail!
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Re: Your Favorite movie line(s)
« Reply #19 on: September 15, 2018, 02:41:44 PM »

More Hot Fuzz
*How can this be for the greater good?
*the greater good
*SHUT IT!

Greater good? I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!
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Re: Your Favorite movie line(s)
« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2018, 02:57:48 PM »

Whenever somebody points out the stupid thing(s) a criminal suspect did (like leaving their cellphone at the scene) that results in them getting caught:
Who said criminals were smart.   -Chief Inspector Daniels, The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974 version).
I love the interchange in that movie between the criminals and the subway worker (who unfortunately finds out chutzpah is no match for a carbine).  The movie is sort of a social commentary on 1970s NYC and how it was a pit.

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Re: Your Favorite movie line(s)
« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2018, 08:23:03 AM »

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
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Re: Your Favorite movie line(s)
« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2018, 12:40:47 PM »

"Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman.  He's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."
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Re: Your Favorite movie line(s)
« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2018, 12:48:29 PM »

UHF
"For those of you just joining us, today we're teaching poodles how to fly." - Raul Hernandez

My go-to UHF quote is, "Badgers?  Badgers?  We don't need no stinkin' badgers."

Especially if a big sporting event involving the University of Wisconsin is imminent.
Nothing!  Absolutely nothing!  Stupid!  You're so stupid!

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Re: Your Favorite movie line(s)
« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2018, 12:49:26 PM »

"Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman.  He's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."
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