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Favorite breed of guinea pig
« on: November 07, 2018, 01:25:50 PM »

I think Peruvian guinea pigs taste better than American ones, but that's for obvious historical reasons.

What's your favorite?
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Re: Favorite breed of guinea pig
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2018, 03:14:51 PM »

The ones that don't get stuck in my ass.
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Re: Favorite breed of guinea pig
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2018, 03:40:48 PM »

Whichever ones taste good with ketchup.
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Re: Favorite breed of guinea pig
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2018, 03:42:37 PM »

Whichever ones taste good with ketchup.

So which one do you think tastes best with ketchup?
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Re: Favorite breed of guinea pig
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2018, 03:48:10 PM »

Whichever ones taste good with ketchup.
So which one do you think tastes best with ketchup?

Abefroman's ass pigs. :bigass:
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Re: Favorite breed of guinea pig
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2018, 03:53:44 PM »

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Re: Favorite breed of guinea pig
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2018, 04:11:45 PM »

I like Papua New Guinea pigs.

Equatorial Guinea pigs are too hot; I don't like spicy flavors.
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Re: Favorite breed of guinea pig
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2018, 04:12:21 PM »

The Guinea Pirate from South Park. 

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Re: Favorite breed of guinea pig
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2018, 04:31:15 PM »

Never mind, I was thinking of gerbils.
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Re: Favorite breed of guinea pig
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2018, 12:15:21 PM »



I think they'd be under "Sausages: Abe Froman's Ass Pigs".  After all, he is the Sausage King of Chicago.
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Re: Favorite breed of guinea pig
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2018, 12:16:26 PM »

Never mind, I was thinking of gerbils.

Thank you, Brodie.

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One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So I run into him a week later at the mall and he was buying another cat! And I said to him, "Jesus, Walt, what are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass, too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
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Re: Favorite breed of guinea pig
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2018, 12:44:14 PM »

Never mind, I was thinking of gerbils.

Thank you, Brodie.

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One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So I run into him a week later at the mall and he was buying another cat! And I said to him, "Jesus, Walt, what are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass, too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
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Re: Favorite breed of guinea pig
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2018, 06:20:07 PM »

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Re: Favorite breed of guinea pig
« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2018, 03:47:20 PM »

Never mind, I was thinking of gerbils.

Thank you, Brodie.

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One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So I run into him a week later at the mall and he was buying another cat! And I said to him, "Jesus, Walt, what are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass, too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
Phew, one person got it.

I thought of Robert D. Raiford discussing "felching":

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Re: Favorite breed of guinea pig
« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2018, 02:02:21 AM »

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Re: Favorite breed of guinea pig
« Reply #15 on: November 10, 2018, 12:18:56 PM »

Never mind, I was thinking of gerbils.

Thank you, Brodie.

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One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So I run into him a week later at the mall and he was buying another cat! And I said to him, "Jesus, Walt, what are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass, too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
Phew, one person got it.

I thought of Robert D. Raiford discussing "felching":

That’s, uh, not what I understood “felching” to be.
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