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Famous TV character quotes
« on: February 19, 2019, 06:55:46 PM »

Famous TV quotes from any character from any show.  Lead, supporting, or guest.

Dennis Patrick as Vaughn Leland on Dallas, A House Divided (the episode where JR Ewing got shot in 1980) to JR Ewing:  It was crooked!  And I believe you knew that!  You'll regret this!

JR Ewing:  Is that a threat, Vaughn?

Vaughn Leland:  No threat!  A promise.

Out of that particular series, that was the most memorable moment for me out a many.


Gomer Pyle to Barney Fife on Andy Griffith:  (While running down the street) Citizens arrest!  Citizens Arrest!


Edith Bunker to husband Archie on All In The Family:
Edith:  Lets talk.
Archie: We have got nothing to talk about.  (Archie notices his chair is gone) Now, we got something to talk about.

Seinfeld last episode:
Jerry's attorney to Jerry:  They are real and they are spectacular.
(This after Jerry learns his lawyer slept with one of his many ex girlfriends, and it was one where Jerry in his usual skepticsim had problems with her due to her large chest and not knowing if it were real or fake).
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Re: Famous TV character quotes
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2019, 07:27:11 PM »

"One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine."  The 1st Doctor 

"It's the Batphone, sir" Alfred Pennyworth

"Let's roll, Kato"  The Green Hornet

"Mork calling Orson"

 "Incoming message from the Big Giant Head!"
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« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2019, 07:50:21 PM »

Hannibal:  “I love it when a plan comes together.”

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Re: Famous TV character quotes
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2019, 08:23:59 PM »

Barney to Andy~~"you gotta nip it, nip it in the bud."
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Re: Famous TV character quotes
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2019, 08:30:47 PM »

John Steed to Emma Peel in the Avengers (the British series): "Mrs. Peel, we're needed."

Jeff Tracy in Thunderbirds: "Thunderbirds are go!"

Stan and Kyle in South Park: "Oh my God! They killed Kenny! -You bastards!"
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« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2019, 08:50:19 PM »

Sargent O' Rourke to Corporal Agarn:  "Agarn, I don't know why everyone says you're so dumb."

Agarn to O'Rourke (some time later):  "Who says I'm dumb?"
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« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2019, 09:08:20 PM »

Ralph Kramden - "You're going to the moon" 
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Re: Famous TV character quotes
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2019, 09:30:42 AM »

For the M*A*S*H fans out there: Sherman Potterisms from Harry Morgan:
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« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2019, 09:36:24 AM »

As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
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« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2019, 09:37:26 AM »

For the M*A*S*H fans out there: Sherman Potterisms from Harry Morgan:

It’s 0600 in the BLESSED A.M.!
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« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2019, 11:32:04 AM »

Are we still doing phrasing?
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Re: Famous TV character quotes
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2019, 02:09:21 PM »

"He's dead, Jim."
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Re: Famous TV character quotes
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2019, 02:11:56 PM »

As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

Les: "It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way. It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Thaaaaanksss... giving! ... From ... W ... K ... R ... P!! What a sight, ladies and gentlemen, what a sight. The ‘copter seems to be circling the parking area now, I guess it's looking for a place to land. No! Something just came out of the back of the helicopter! It's, uh, a dark object. Perhaps a skydiver. Plummeting to the earth from only two thousand feet in the air. A second, a third! No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, this is just terrible! The crowd is running around pushing each other! Oh, my goodness! Oh, the humanity! People are running about! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Honestly, folks I don't know how much longer... the crowd is running for their lives."

Fever: "Les? Les? Les, are you there? Les, isn't there... Thanks for that on-the-spot report, Les. Uh, for those of you who just tuned in, the Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. Film at eleven."
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Re: Famous TV character quotes
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2019, 02:26:13 PM »

Squiggy of Laverne & Shirley usually w/Lenny: HELLO!

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« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2019, 02:29:28 PM »

"He's dead, Jim."
You take his wallet and keys, I'll take his tricorder.
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« Reply #15 on: February 20, 2019, 02:30:18 PM »

Squiggy of Laverne & Shirley usually w/Lenny: HELLO!

I think my favorite setup to a HELLO! was "You ever seen what potato salad looks like after you leave it out for a few days?"
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« Reply #16 on: February 20, 2019, 03:22:22 PM »

Whatchu talkin’ ‘bout, Willis?
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« Reply #17 on: February 20, 2019, 03:38:03 PM »

JJ (Jimmie Walker) from Good Times: "DYN-O-MITE!" or "KID (claps hands once) DYN-O-MITE!"

"God'll get you for that." - Maude (Beatrice Arthur) from the series Maude

Phrase from Happy Days from various characters: "SIT ON IT!"

"KISS MY GRITS!" - (usually) Flo (Polly Holliday) of Alice

Schneider (Pat Harrington) from One Day at a Time (the original version)
"Please always remember and don't ever forget..." or "Please don't forget and always remember..."

"Cuff 'em & stuff 'em!" - Sherriff Rosco P. Coltrane (James Best) of Dukes of Hazard

From some cartoons:

"YABBA-DABBA-DOO!" - (usually) Fred Flintstone

"(I'm) Smarter than the average bear." - Yogi Bear

"Jumpin' Jupiter!" and "Ooba-Dooba!" - George Jetson

"Ayyyah! (while usually munching on a carrot) What's Up Doc?" - Bugs Bunny

"You're DESPICABLE!" - Daffy Duck

"Good Grief!" - (usually) Charlie Brown
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Re: Famous TV character quotes
« Reply #18 on: February 20, 2019, 03:49:07 PM »

"Missed it by that much!" - Maxwell Smart (Get Smart)
"Sock it to me! (or ?)" - Various people on Laugh-In
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Re: Famous TV character quotes
« Reply #19 on: February 20, 2019, 04:24:36 PM »

"Jane, you ignorant slut."
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Re: Famous TV character quotes
« Reply #20 on: February 20, 2019, 04:28:39 PM »

"BUT NOOOOOO!"

or how about

"Che-bugga, che-bugga, chebugga!"
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« Reply #21 on: February 20, 2019, 05:24:36 PM »

(knock, knock, knock) Penny.
(knock, knock, knock) Penny.
(knock, knock, knock) Penny.
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Re: Famous TV character quotes
« Reply #22 on: February 20, 2019, 05:35:39 PM »

"BUT NOOOOOO!"

or how about

"Che-bugga, che-bugga, chebugga!"

It's "Cheezborger, cheezborger, cheezborger, Pepsi, no Coke!"
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« Reply #23 on: February 20, 2019, 05:38:12 PM »

"Che-bugga, che-bugga, chebugga!"
I like the one with Elliot Gould as the Coke salesman who convinces them to switch to Coke and then at the end John Belushi yells COKE COKE COKE! at the confused cook.
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« Reply #24 on: February 20, 2019, 10:14:45 PM »

"Sock it to me! (or ?)" - Various people on Laugh-In

Including then-President Richard Nixon
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