Snappy answers to stupid questions, Roads Scholar style

[bandit957]

The Scholaring community has cool ways of answering questions. Any time someone has a question that you either don't want to answer or you don't know the answer to, you can reply with one of these standard responses...

Q: Why...?
A: Because it bips.

Q: Where...?
A: In the toilet.

Q: Who...?
A: Ronald Reagan (unless the real answer is Ronald Reagan, in which case your answer should be Michael McDonald).

Q: When...?
A: When the bubble gum busts.

Q: How...?
A: By bipping (to the tune of the old "By Mennen" jingle).

Q: Any "yes or no" question.
A: If poo.

Q: What band...?
A: The Ronald Reagan Chorale.

Q: Ho-ho-ho, what do you want for Christmas?
A: A dried-up booger.

Q: What are you going to do today?
A: Stink.

Q: Where's...? (referring to a person)
A: Probably pooing.

Q: What kind of computer...?
A: A Big Bird Special.

That's how cool people in the Scholaring community answer questions. We do this because we're cool.