Overeating

[webny99]

Why am I laughing right now.

[Max Rockatansky]

Well I just wanted to make everyone happy.

A burrito would make me happy.

It's like eating 100 tacos or quesadillas/quesaritos from Taco Bell.

You'd pass the threshold likely for a stomach rupture:

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/can-eating-too-much-make-your-stomach-burst-1c6436940

Speaking of ruptures, how do professional eaters manage to avoid stuff like that?   I would imagine you'd have to train your stomach to strengthen it just like any other muscle. 

[texaskdog]

Panda Express gives you a lot of food for your money. Maybe too much. I always fall asleep on the couch if I get it after work

do their survey you get a 3rd entrée free

[index]

Well I just wanted to make everyone happy.

A burrito would make me happy.

Does this make you happy?

[MNHighwayMan]

Well I just wanted to make everyone happy.

A burrito would make me happy.

Are you one burrito short of 46 million?

[Roadgeekteen]

Well I just wanted to make everyone happy.

A burrito would make me happy.

Does this make you happy?

Makes me a little happy.

[kphoger]

Well I just wanted to make everyone happy.

A burrito would make me happy.

Does this make you happy?

ASCII art of a burrito with insect legs?  Not the same thing as an actual burrito!

[Max Rockatansky]

Well I just wanted to make everyone happy.

A burrito would make me happy.

Does this make you happy?

ASCII art of a burrito with insect legs?  Not the same thing as an actual burrito!

Good protein though, if it's all you got you have to make due. 

[kphoger]

Good protein though

ASCII art is not a valuable source of protein, whether on screen or printed out.

[ce929wax]

I usually eat two large meals a day and then sometimes a small one.  I eat when I get hungry.  I am 300 lbs, down from 370 in 2009.

[tolbs17]

I eat 3-4 quesadillas a day sometimes when I am greedy. Otherwise I only eat one a day.

[ce929wax]

I eat 3-4 quesadillas a day sometimes when I am greedy. Otherwise I only eat one a day.

I like Quesadilla's too and crack (nacho) fries from Taco Bell.

[inkyatari]

I eat way too damn much. It's been really bad this year, because my depression is extra bad for reason I won't go into here. That, with the lack of getting on my bicycle has really made my weight skyrocket.

[cjk374]

I have gained 40 pounds in the last 2 years. This is not good. Now I am on a beta blocker that has weight gain listed as a side effect. This is really not good.

What is good...my weight is the only bad number I have. All of my bloodwork numbers are excellent.