Things in the middle of someone's backyard

[zachary_amaryllis]

Feel like a mood lightener. Choice of 'someone' is left to you.

I'll start.

A Windows 95 CD inside an old pizza box.
The large trout you got slapped around a bit by.
Pauly Shore
The entire cast and crew of "UHF"
A key to a 1986 VW Scirocco
A bag of cough drops that sat in the car's center console for 3 years.

my feelings will absolutely NOT be hurt if this disappears mysteriously.

[Scott5114]

Why leave it in your backyard when you can put it in the middle of a roundabout instead?