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[TheArkansasRoadgeek]

Interstate Highways of New Zealand

Interstate Highways of China

Doesn't FritzOwl already have both of these?

Hold up: FritzOwl -> Owl -> Winnie the Pooh -> Xi Jinping

Hmmm...

Are you saying FritzOwl, Winnie the Pooh and the current General Secretary of the Communist Party of China are all the same person?  I knew that fucking Bear was a red!...look at the damn shirt!  It all makes sense now, why Bear of the Interest is a high class weapon. 

And cue USSR anthem

[Max Rockatansky]

Interstate Highways of New Zealand

Interstate Highways of China

Doesn't FritzOwl already have both of these?

Hold up: FritzOwl -> Owl -> Winnie the Pooh -> Xi Jinping

Hmmm...

Are you saying FritzOwl, Winnie the Pooh and the current General Secretary of the Communist Party of China are all the same person?  I knew that fucking Bear was a red!...look at the damn shirt!  It all makes sense now, why Bear of the Interest is a high class weapon. 

And cue USSR anthem

For what it’s worth he (I assume) is the only one pushing to connect all the remaining major Communist Powers to the Americas via bridge networks connected by way of the Bering Sea.  Money, conservation or really what anyone else thinks seems to be of zero concern...so...

[TheArkansasRoadgeek]

Interstate Highways of New Zealand

Interstate Highways of China

Doesn't FritzOwl already have both of these?

Hold up: FritzOwl -> Owl -> Winnie the Pooh -> Xi Jinping

Hmmm...

Are you saying FritzOwl, Winnie the Pooh and the current General Secretary of the Communist Party of China are all the same person?  I knew that fucking Bear was a red!...look at the damn shirt!  It all makes sense now, why Bear of the Interest is a high class weapon. 

And cue USSR anthem

For what it’s worth he (I assume) is the only one pushing to connect all the remaining major Communist Powers to the Americas via bridge networks connected by way of the Bering Sea.  Money, conservation or really what anyone else thinks seems to be of zero concern...so...

What if Pooh is a decoy and it is actually Egor?

[Max Rockatansky]

Interstate Highways of New Zealand

Interstate Highways of China

Doesn't FritzOwl already have both of these?

Hold up: FritzOwl -> Owl -> Winnie the Pooh -> Xi Jinping

Hmmm...

Are you saying FritzOwl, Winnie the Pooh and the current General Secretary of the Communist Party of China are all the same person?  I knew that fucking Bear was a red!...look at the damn shirt!  It all makes sense now, why Bear of the Interest is a high class weapon. 

And cue USSR anthem

For what it’s worth he (I assume) is the only one pushing to connect all the remaining major Communist Powers to the Americas via bridge networks connected by way of the Bering Sea.  Money, conservation or really what anyone else thinks seems to be of zero concern...so...

What if Pooh is a decoy and it is actually Egor?

Not Pooh, it’s Bear of the Interest...look it up. 

[Verlanka]

Freeways on the Moon

...that haven't been used in decades.

[roadman65]

Hopefully in the near future I'll be able to say Trump was a mezzanine.

You should not talk about your father like that.

[roadman]

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

Definitely canned bread

Clearly, it was Powdered Toast.

[US71]

Favorite roadkill cuisine

[hbelkins]

Favorite roadkill cuisine

You laugh...

https://www.wkyt.com/home/headlines/Restaurant-shut-down-after-roadkill-brought-inside-171805741.html

[kphoger]

Hold up: FritzOwl -> Owl -> Winnie the Pooh -> Xi Jinping

Hmmm...

Are you saying FritzOwl, Winnie the Pooh and the current General Secretary of the Communist Party of China are all the same person?

I think you misunderstood the symbols...

FritzOwl
   is greater than Owl
      is greater than Winnie the Pooh
         is greater than Xi Jinping

[Max Rockatansky]

Favorite roadkill cuisine

You laugh...

https://www.wkyt.com/home/headlines/Restaurant-shut-down-after-roadkill-brought-inside-171805741.html

That was actually common in Arizona, especially when Elk were involved.  California just passed a road kill law recently.  In the case of the elk it can be some pretty good meat if the kill is still relatively fresh. 

[US71]

Favorite roadkill cuisine

You laugh...

https://www.wkyt.com/home/headlines/Restaurant-shut-down-after-roadkill-brought-inside-171805741.html

That was actually common in Arizona, especially when Elk were involved.  California just passed a road kill law recently.  In the case of the elk it can be some pretty good meat if the kill is still relatively fresh. 

If memory serves correct, in Arkansas, the meat (mostly deer) is donated to a local homeless shelter.

[Max Rockatansky]

Favorite roadkill cuisine

You laugh...

https://www.wkyt.com/home/headlines/Restaurant-shut-down-after-roadkill-brought-inside-171805741.html

That was actually common in Arizona, especially when Elk were involved.  California just passed a road kill law recently.  In the case of the elk it can be some pretty good meat if the kill is still relatively fresh. 

If memory serves correct, in Arkansas, the meat (mostly deer) is donated to a local homeless shelter.

Hey, why waste the meat if it isn't spoiled?  Some friends I was with in Payson, Arizona hit an elk about a decade back.  We took it back to the camp ground and it was actually pretty good all things considered. 

[1995hoo]

West Virginia has a roadkill cookoff every year: https://pccocwv.com/wv-roadkill-cook-off/

I seem to recall seeing a news report once about West Virginia passing a statute guaranteeing the motorist's right to keep and consume any roadkill caused by his striking a creature unless the roadkill is human. I'm not sure which part I find more notable—that they felt the need to enact a statute giving you the right to the meat, or that they thought it likely enough that there are cannibals in West Virginia that they needed the "human meat" exception.

[US71]

Best recipes for long pig

[thspfc]

West Virginia has a roadkill cookoff every year: https://pccocwv.com/wv-roadkill-cook-off/

I seem to recall seeing a news report once about West Virginia passing a statute guaranteeing the motorist's right to keep and consume any roadkill caused by his striking a creature unless the roadkill is human. I'm not sure which part I find more notable—that they felt the need to enact a statute giving you the right to the meat, or that they thought it likely enough that there are cannibals in West Virginia that they needed the "human meat" exception.

What kind of uncultured beast doesn't love some good human roadkill?

[Big John]

You can use this:
 

[Max Rockatansky]

You can use this:
 

I'd rather eat road kill that's been on the road for over a week over Hamburger Helper. 

[US71]

You can use this:
 

I'd rather eat road kill that's been on the road for over a week over Hamburger Helper. 

What about Chicken Helper or Tuna Helper?

[Max Rockatansky]

You can use this:
 

I'd rather eat road kill that's been on the road for over a week over Hamburger Helper. 

What about Chicken Helper or Tuna Helper?

I wasn’t even aware those were a thing. 

[US71]

You can use this:
 

I'd rather eat road kill that's been on the road for over a week over Hamburger Helper. 

What about Chicken Helper or Tuna Helper?

I wasn’t even aware those were a thing. 

[formulanone]

^ The real mystery is missing finger...

[Max Rockatansky]

^ The real mystery is missing finger...

Maybe Hamburger Helper guy had to apologize to some Yakuza tuffs.

[Tonytone]

Wait hol up! Whats wrong with Hamburger helper? It is just a base, you can throw your own mix of ingredients in it. I wouldn’t get the crazy flavors they think are “good” but they have some good recipes & mind you I make most of my foods from scratch.


iPhone

[Max Rockatansky]

Wait hol up! Whats wrong with Hamburger helper? It is just a base, you can throw your own mix of ingredients in it. I wouldn’t get the crazy flavors they think are “good” but they have some good recipes & mind you I make most of my foods from scratch.


iPhone

It induces my gag reflex from the memory of my Mom's lesser cooking endeavors.

Speaking of things like that, do we have a thread for "foods that induce vomiting?"