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« Reply #1450 on: November 17, 2019, 05:44:46 PM »

Interstate Highways of New Zealand
Interstate Highways of China

Doesn't FritzOwl already have both of these?

Hold up: FritzOwl -> Owl -> Winnie the Pooh -> Xi Jinping

Hmmm...

Are you saying FritzOwl, Winnie the Pooh and the current General Secretary of the Communist Party of China are all the same person?  I knew that fucking Bear was a red!...look at the damn shirt!  It all makes sense now, why Bear of the Interest is a high class weapon. 


And cue USSR anthem
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« Reply #1451 on: November 17, 2019, 05:48:13 PM »

Interstate Highways of New Zealand
Interstate Highways of China

Doesn't FritzOwl already have both of these?

Hold up: FritzOwl -> Owl -> Winnie the Pooh -> Xi Jinping

Hmmm...

Are you saying FritzOwl, Winnie the Pooh and the current General Secretary of the Communist Party of China are all the same person?  I knew that fucking Bear was a red!...look at the damn shirt!  It all makes sense now, why Bear of the Interest is a high class weapon. 


And cue USSR anthem

For what it’s worth he (I assume) is the only one pushing to connect all the remaining major Communist Powers to the Americas via bridge networks connected by way of the Bering Sea.  Money, conservation or really what anyone else thinks seems to be of zero concern...so...

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« Reply #1452 on: November 17, 2019, 07:25:20 PM »

Interstate Highways of New Zealand
Interstate Highways of China

Doesn't FritzOwl already have both of these?

Hold up: FritzOwl -> Owl -> Winnie the Pooh -> Xi Jinping

Hmmm...

Are you saying FritzOwl, Winnie the Pooh and the current General Secretary of the Communist Party of China are all the same person?  I knew that fucking Bear was a red!...look at the damn shirt!  It all makes sense now, why Bear of the Interest is a high class weapon. 


And cue USSR anthem

For what it’s worth he (I assume) is the only one pushing to connect all the remaining major Communist Powers to the Americas via bridge networks connected by way of the Bering Sea.  Money, conservation or really what anyone else thinks seems to be of zero concern...so...
What if Pooh is a decoy and it is actually Egor?
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« Reply #1453 on: November 17, 2019, 07:29:00 PM »

Interstate Highways of New Zealand
Interstate Highways of China

Doesn't FritzOwl already have both of these?

Hold up: FritzOwl -> Owl -> Winnie the Pooh -> Xi Jinping

Hmmm...

Are you saying FritzOwl, Winnie the Pooh and the current General Secretary of the Communist Party of China are all the same person?  I knew that fucking Bear was a red!...look at the damn shirt!  It all makes sense now, why Bear of the Interest is a high class weapon. 


And cue USSR anthem

For what it’s worth he (I assume) is the only one pushing to connect all the remaining major Communist Powers to the Americas via bridge networks connected by way of the Bering Sea.  Money, conservation or really what anyone else thinks seems to be of zero concern...so...
What if Pooh is a decoy and it is actually Egor?

Not Pooh, it’s Bear of the Interest...look it up. 

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« Reply #1454 on: November 18, 2019, 04:45:50 AM »

Freeways on the Moon
...that haven't been used in decades.
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« Reply #1455 on: November 18, 2019, 11:12:26 AM »

Hopefully in the near future I'll be able to say Trump was a mezzanine.
You should not talk about your father like that. :-D
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« Reply #1456 on: November 18, 2019, 12:22:12 PM »

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
Definitely canned bread
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« Reply #1457 on: November 18, 2019, 12:28:31 PM »

Favorite roadkill cuisine
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« Reply #1459 on: November 18, 2019, 02:51:53 PM »


Hold up: FritzOwl -> Owl -> Winnie the Pooh -> Xi Jinping

Hmmm...

Are you saying FritzOwl, Winnie the Pooh and the current General Secretary of the Communist Party of China are all the same person?

I think you misunderstood the symbols...

FritzOwl
   is greater than Owl
      is greater than Winnie the Pooh
         is greater than Xi Jinping
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« Reply #1460 on: November 18, 2019, 09:08:02 PM »

Favorite roadkill cuisine

You laugh...

https://www.wkyt.com/home/headlines/Restaurant-shut-down-after-roadkill-brought-inside-171805741.html

That was actually common in Arizona, especially when Elk were involved.  California just passed a road kill law recently.  In the case of the elk it can be some pretty good meat if the kill is still relatively fresh. 

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« Reply #1461 on: November 23, 2019, 09:53:36 AM »

Favorite roadkill cuisine

You laugh...

https://www.wkyt.com/home/headlines/Restaurant-shut-down-after-roadkill-brought-inside-171805741.html

That was actually common in Arizona, especially when Elk were involved.  California just passed a road kill law recently.  In the case of the elk it can be some pretty good meat if the kill is still relatively fresh. 

If memory serves correct, in Arkansas, the meat (mostly deer) is donated to a local homeless shelter.
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« Reply #1462 on: November 23, 2019, 07:06:18 PM »

Favorite roadkill cuisine

You laugh...

https://www.wkyt.com/home/headlines/Restaurant-shut-down-after-roadkill-brought-inside-171805741.html

That was actually common in Arizona, especially when Elk were involved.  California just passed a road kill law recently.  In the case of the elk it can be some pretty good meat if the kill is still relatively fresh. 

If memory serves correct, in Arkansas, the meat (mostly deer) is donated to a local homeless shelter.

Hey, why waste the meat if it isn't spoiled?  Some friends I was with in Payson, Arizona hit an elk about a decade back.  We took it back to the camp ground and it was actually pretty good all things considered. 

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« Reply #1463 on: November 24, 2019, 09:45:39 AM »

West Virginia has a roadkill cookoff every year: https://pccocwv.com/wv-roadkill-cook-off/

I seem to recall seeing a news report once about West Virginia passing a statute guaranteeing the motorist's right to keep and consume any roadkill caused by his striking a creature unless the roadkill is human. I'm not sure which part I find more notable—that they felt the need to enact a statute giving you the right to the meat, or that they thought it likely enough that there are cannibals in West Virginia that they needed the "human meat" exception.
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« Reply #1464 on: November 24, 2019, 09:49:13 AM »

Best recipes for long pig
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« Reply #1465 on: November 24, 2019, 03:10:14 PM »

West Virginia has a roadkill cookoff every year: https://pccocwv.com/wv-roadkill-cook-off/

I seem to recall seeing a news report once about West Virginia passing a statute guaranteeing the motorist's right to keep and consume any roadkill caused by his striking a creature unless the roadkill is human. I'm not sure which part I find more notable—that they felt the need to enact a statute giving you the right to the meat, or that they thought it likely enough that there are cannibals in West Virginia that they needed the "human meat" exception.
What kind of uncultured beast doesn't love some good human roadkill?
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« Reply #1466 on: November 24, 2019, 08:13:13 PM »

You can use this:
 
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« Reply #1467 on: November 24, 2019, 08:51:21 PM »

You can use this:
 

I'd rather eat road kill that's been on the road for over a week over Hamburger Helper. 

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« Reply #1468 on: November 24, 2019, 09:04:00 PM »

You can use this:
 

I'd rather eat road kill that's been on the road for over a week over Hamburger Helper. 

What about Chicken Helper or Tuna Helper? ;)
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« Reply #1469 on: November 24, 2019, 09:05:45 PM »

You can use this:
 

I'd rather eat road kill that's been on the road for over a week over Hamburger Helper. 

What about Chicken Helper or Tuna Helper? ;)

I wasn’t even aware those were a thing. 

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« Reply #1470 on: November 24, 2019, 09:08:45 PM »

You can use this:
 

I'd rather eat road kill that's been on the road for over a week over Hamburger Helper. 

What about Chicken Helper or Tuna Helper? ;)

I wasn’t even aware those were a thing. 


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« Reply #1471 on: November 24, 2019, 09:24:01 PM »

^ The real mystery is missing finger...

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« Reply #1472 on: November 24, 2019, 09:41:15 PM »

^ The real mystery is missing finger...

Maybe Hamburger Helper guy had to apologize to some Yakuza tuffs.

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« Reply #1473 on: November 24, 2019, 10:32:42 PM »

Wait hol up! Whats wrong with Hamburger helper? It is just a base, you can throw your own mix of ingredients in it. I wouldn’t get the crazy flavors they think are “good” but they have some good recipes & mind you I make most of my foods from scratch.


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« Reply #1474 on: November 24, 2019, 10:43:17 PM »

Wait hol up! Whats wrong with Hamburger helper? It is just a base, you can throw your own mix of ingredients in it. I wouldn’t get the crazy flavors they think are “good” but they have some good recipes & mind you I make most of my foods from scratch.


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Speaking of things like that, do we have a thread for "foods that induce vomiting?"

 


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