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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #400 on: October 07, 2016, 08:58:02 AM »

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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #401 on: October 07, 2016, 04:38:11 PM »

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« Reply #402 on: October 07, 2016, 10:42:39 PM »

How many toddlers' foreskins have you pulled back? (Yeah, a bit over the top but guaranteed not to surface)

That's an understatement. I'm surprised that Scott didn't purple-line this out.

If you were serious, you would likely be banned and reported to local law enforcement.
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« Reply #403 on: October 09, 2016, 08:24:31 PM »

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« Reply #404 on: October 11, 2016, 03:29:03 PM »

That's an understatement. I'm surprised that Scott didn't purple-line this out.

If you were serious, you would likely be banned and reported to local law enforcement.

It was well past 6 p.m. (which means well past midnight in my time zone), and I was in need of a sleep, so I wasn't paying much attention. And I think Scott did let pass that almost-child sexual abuse title because it's on topic (Threads we'll never see here), but not without giving an eyebrow.

And while I'm at it, here's another one:
Hilos que nunca veréis en aaroads.com :bigass:
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« Reply #405 on: October 11, 2016, 08:06:54 PM »

How 'bout this:

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« Reply #406 on: October 11, 2016, 08:28:12 PM »

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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #408 on: October 11, 2016, 09:09:30 PM »

- Structurally-Deficient Bridges You'd Like to See Built

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- Things You Have Stolen From Hotel Rooms

- Mandatory Roadside Cleanup You've Performed

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« Reply #409 on: October 11, 2016, 09:13:54 PM »


- Things You Have Stolen From Hotel Rooms


Thank goodness.  I was close to self-incriminating myself.

Does 3 coolers of ice count?  If not, then that was my weekend in Cleveland...
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« Reply #410 on: October 12, 2016, 12:50:43 AM »

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« Reply #411 on: October 12, 2016, 11:57:46 AM »


- Things You Have Stolen From Hotel Rooms


Thank goodness.  I was close to self-incriminating myself.

Does 3 coolers of ice count?  If not, then that was my weekend in Cleveland...

I might have knowledge of the whereabouts of a couple of ashtrays that may possibly at one time have belonged to a hotel or two.
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« Reply #413 on: October 13, 2016, 12:53:06 PM »

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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #414 on: October 18, 2016, 02:31:44 PM »

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« Reply #415 on: October 18, 2016, 04:00:28 PM »

How many toddlers' foreskins have you pulled back? (Yeah, a bit over the top but guaranteed not to surface)

That's an understatement. I'm surprised that Scott didn't purple-line this out.

If you were serious, you would likely be banned and reported to local law enforcement.

Actually, there's a whole profession -- or at least a subset of a profession -- that does just that activity on a regular basis.  The profession is "mohel"; a rabbi trained in the art of the "brit milah", more commonly known as "bris" --  the ritual circumcision of Jewish males when they're 8 days old (and sometimes later, depending upon the parents' choice).  Of course, they need to pull back the foreskin before cutting it off, so that activity is part of the process.  Nothing particularly predatory to be found here (although some organized opposition to the act of circumcision in general has been seen at times).  I'm just surprised that other posters didn't cite mohels before now.  My 1st wife was Jewish, so I was privy to witness the bris of her nephew (I gritted my teeth during the whole event -- and was somewhat relieved that we had a daughter!).   
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« Reply #416 on: October 18, 2016, 04:31:50 PM »

- Crustaceans You Have Eaten While Driving

Crabmeat sandwich.

- Does Anyone Else Find Covering Your Eyes While Driving Weird?

I do find driving at night with 3-D glasses weird.  Not quite the same...

- What is the Longest Distance You've Traveled Without Realizing You've Traveled?

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« Reply #417 on: October 18, 2016, 04:33:54 PM »

Hilos que nunca verán en aaroads.com

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« Reply #418 on: October 18, 2016, 05:12:18 PM »

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« Reply #419 on: October 18, 2016, 05:17:23 PM »

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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #420 on: October 18, 2016, 05:32:40 PM »

Hilos que nunca verán en aaroads.com

FTFY.
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Both translations are valid, your 'fix' being a more formal one (or the Mexican way, with mine being the Spanish way). But you could argue it already exists as this thread.
Actually, there's a whole profession -- or at least a subset of a profession -- that does just that activity on a regular basis.  The profession is "mohel"; a rabbi trained in the art of the "brit milah", more commonly known as "bris" --  the ritual circumcision of Jewish males when they're 8 days old (and sometimes later, depending upon the parents' choice).  Of course, they need to pull back the foreskin before cutting it off, so that activity is part of the process.  Nothing particularly predatory to be found here (although some organized opposition to the act of circumcision in general has been seen at times).  I'm just surprised that other posters didn't cite mohels before now.  My 1st wife was Jewish, so I was privy to witness the bris of her nephew (I gritted my teeth during the whole event -- and was somewhat relieved that we had a daughter!).   

Nice point. In my country circumcision is only done due to medical reasons, and as such I despise it if it's done for other reasons. Don't fix what is not wrong. Besides, my (controversial) proposal asked for toddlers, not babies (who usually don't have a retractable foreskin, while most of 3 year old boys have).

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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #421 on: October 18, 2016, 05:52:24 PM »

Hilos que nunca verán en aaroads.com

FTFY.
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Both translations are valid, your 'fix' being a more formal one (or the Mexican way, with mine being the Spanish way). But you could argue it already exists as this thread.

I knew I could get you.  You crazy Spaniards and your vosotros...

I almost changed it to Hilos que nunca se verían en aaroads.com, but it wouldn't have been a direct translation.



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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #422 on: October 18, 2016, 06:25:28 PM »

You crazy Spaniards and your vosotros…

This deserves repeating out of context.
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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #423 on: October 18, 2016, 06:49:07 PM »

What's a foreskin?

(no seriously, I have no idea what that is)
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« Reply #424 on: October 18, 2016, 09:45:19 PM »

What's a foreskin?

(no seriously, I have no idea what that is)

Do you seriously not have a dictionary? Or a Google?
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