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Man-Ray is evil
« on: March 20, 2020, 10:32:34 PM »

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SpongeBob: Okay, Man-Ray. Are you ready for your first day at goodness school? (Man-Ray puts an apple on his desk). Pat, get your wallet out. (Patrick gets his wallet out of his pocket). Okay, goodness lesson number one. You see someone drop their wallet. Patrick, drop the wallet. (Patrick tosses it on the ground). Now, what would you do?

Man-Ray: Excuse me, sir, but I do believe you've dropped your wallet.

Patrick: Doesn't look familiar to me.

Man-Ray: What? I just saw you drop it. Here.

Patrick: Nope, it's not mine.

Man-Ray: It is yours. I am trying to be a good person and return it to you.

Patrick: Return what to who?

Man-Ray: (slaps his face, then shows Patrick his ID). Aren't you Patrick Star?

Patrick: Yup.

Man-Ray: And this is your ID.

Patrick: Yup.

Man-Ray: I found this ID in this wallet. And if that's the case, this must be your wallet.

Patrick: That makes sense to me.

Man-Ray: Then take it.

Patrick: It's not my wallet.

Man-Ray: YOU DIM BULB! TAKE BACK YOUR WALLET, OR I'LL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF! (SpongeBob pushes tickle button and Man-Ray laughs).

SpongeBob: Nuh. Wrong. (SpongeBob pushes button) Good people don't rip each others' arms off. (Man-Ray chuckles) Okay, goodness lesson number two. You see someone struggle with a heavy package. What do you do?


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Man-Ray: I want to, uh... (chuckles, so everyone else chuckles, too). No! No! Stop giggling or I'll have to... (chuckles again as all the citizens laugh). STOP LAUGHING YOU FOOLS!!!! (Walks up to clerk)
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Re: Man-Ray is evil
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2020, 09:21:42 AM »

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Re: Man-Ray is evil
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2020, 02:07:21 PM »

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Re: Man-Ray is evil
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2020, 02:54:55 PM »

Maybe Sponge Bob is evil and Man Ray is just doing what is necessary to stop him?   Who the f%{> is Man Ray?
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Re: Man-Ray is evil
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2020, 02:57:23 PM »

Man Ray was a photographer.
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Re: Man-Ray is evil
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2020, 05:46:24 PM »

You usually don't meet too many women named Ray.
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Re: Man-Ray is evil
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2020, 06:29:14 PM »

Man-Ray: You Butterfingered Pink Thing! What's in that box anyhow?

Patrick: My Wallets.
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Re: Man-Ray is evil
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2020, 06:45:18 PM »

IIRC this is one of the many SpongeBob scenes that have been memed to death. I have to admit, the show has gone downhill real fast in recent years.
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Re: Man-Ray is evil
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2020, 07:10:38 PM »

Whatever happened to Fay Wray?
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Re: Man-Ray is evil
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2020, 08:46:03 PM »

IIRC this is one of the many SpongeBob scenes that have been memed to death. I have to admit, the show has gone downhill real fast in recent years.

Seasons 1-3 and the first movie were the best, IMO.
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Re: Man-Ray is evil
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2020, 09:50:27 PM »

Whatever happened to Fay Wray?

Died in 2004
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