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Getting hair in your bubble gum
« on: November 28, 2016, 09:27:13 PM »

A friend was chewing bubble gum a couple weeks ago, and somehow she got hair stuck in her gum.

What do you do when this happens to you? Do you pull the hair out of your gum before you continue chewing, or do you just leave it there and try to push the hair to the front of your tongue so the next bubble is split down the middle?
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Re: Getting hair in your bubble gum
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2016, 09:57:27 PM »

Throw a shit ton of peanut butter at it, seems to be the solution for the inverse problem....so why not this one also?  Or just get a fresh stick of gum...


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Re: Getting hair in your bubble gum
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2016, 09:37:36 AM »

This has never happened to me, but if it has, I think I'd just go with Max's solution because I heard attempting to pull it out really hurts!
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Re: Getting hair in your bubble gum
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2016, 05:49:57 PM »

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Re: Getting hair in your bubble gum
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2016, 02:31:30 PM »

Spray it with WD-40. (Or is that, fix it with duct tape; I can never remember. :-D)
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