Songs/Jokes about roads

[planxtymcgillicuddy]

Got the idea for the thread after running across Heywood Banks' fairly apt summation of I-80 through Iowa-even though it's still better than its counterpart through Kansas, as Rik Roberts tells about here

[Max Rockatansky]

Always been partial to the Pure Potholes memes since I'm originally from Michigan. 

[DJ Particle]

Twin Cities filker Nate Bucklin has a song about "Highway 12"...written before the road was converted to I-394

[kphoger]

Favorite "Driving" Songs
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Highways mentioned in songs
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Road and driving songs - the most comprehensive list I've seen

Roadgeek jokes

[TheGrassGuy]

Any Wikipedia users here?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Songs_about_Wikipedia/We_didn%27t_start_the_fire_(Roads)

[hbelkins]

Jokes about roads?

INB4 any references to chickens. 

[mgk920]

Or when Johnny Carson would do those recurring satire skits based on those schlocky late night movies and their even more stereotypically schlocky ads - "How do you find us? You take the this to the that to the this to the that until you get to the . . . *fork in the road* (flips the map card and there is a big fork drawn on it)!!!"

Mike

[GaryV]

Don't forget the Slauson Cutoff.