Minor things that bother you

[kphoger]

Opossums are nasty, evil creatures.

Why?

Lord only knows.

Oh, wait, that's not what you meant.  I have a chip on my shoulder when it comes to opossums, from an early childhood memory of a particularly vicious one that we had a dickens of a time getting out of the garage.  Over the years, I've come to learn that's not their typical temperament, but I'm happy hating them anyway.