Random Thoughts

[formulanone]

Man, you guys gotta get out more.

I'm way uglier in person. Hookers report me to the police.

[kphoger]

The only place I've been approached by a bounty hunter was the parking lot of a Wal-Mart.

[Max Rockatansky]

The only place I've been approached by a bounty hunter was the parking lot of a Wal-Mart.

A bounty hunter worked for me once.  I went out with him a couple times to help bring people in.  Not really all that exciting of work IMO.  Being decked out in full body armor and carrying a long gun tended to make people pretty complaint. 

[JayhawkCO]

Man, you guys gotta get out more.

I'm way uglier in person. Hookers report me to the police.

I didn't realize "good looking enough to be offered hookers" was something I should put on my CV.

[kphoger]

I didn't realize "good looking enough to be offered hookers" was something I should put on my CV.

At a job interview, that's probably a bad answer to "What are your strengths?"