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[webny99]

Over-the-counter cold medications that first require age verification as though I'm purchasing a fifth of Jägermeister, and then are hermetically sealed so as to require a blowtorch and a Swiss Army knife to be able to open the bottle.  Now, in addition to the cold medication, I need two Excedrin and a tranquilizer.

Wow. 

[Rothman]

"If you've ever had to cancel a meet, you're dead meat."

It does have a certain ring to it...like Hot Eats, Cool Treats...

[thspfc]

Your subconscious minds likely crave my new interstate highway grid.

Let me go back to my most realistic, feasible, and needed aviation idea: The helicopter assistance for runaway trucks.

*[paragraph break for effect]*

A military grade helicopter capable of moving at 300 mph

areas where kids could play with small electromagnets

[freebrickproductions]

...(Linux was famously created simply because it was winter in Finland and Linus Torvalds wanted to learn how the 386 processor worked; I guess renumbering American highways and creating spurious calendars to pass the time never occurred to him)...

[formulanone]

...(Linux was famously created simply because it was winter in Finland and Linus Torvalds wanted to learn how the 386 processor worked; I guess renumbering American highways and creating spurious calendars to pass the time never occurred to him)...

Not gonna lie, that flew under my radar the first time...

[kphoger]

I'm glad it ended when it did.  I was struggling to understand my own counter-troll calendar system.

[CNGL-Leudimin]

Well, definitely not celebrating Gemerton's Day like that crazy Finn insisted we should do. I'm not pushing my own Pearson Sunday after all (Dravet Day is a different thing, since I just adopted an already established commemoration).

[Max Rockatansky]

Gemerton sounds like the name of a Kaiju. 

[Scott5114]

Gemerton sounds like the name of a Kaiju. 

I thought it sounded like the name of a town in Idaho. But he already had one fake town, and I didn't see reason to give him another.

[freebrickproductions]

Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the nerd alert. 

What, this one?

[vdeane]

I can't get to #2 before successfully doing #1.

[Max Rockatansky]

I can't get to #2 before successfully doing #1.

You can if you got to #2 bad enough.

[webny99]

Gemerton sounds like the name of a Kaiju. 

I thought it sounded like the name of a town in Idaho.

This is wildly off subject, but the opening line of Post Malone's track Right About You reads:
"Would you still love me if we were down bad and out a home?"

But each time I hear it, I'm more certain it sounds exactly like:
"Would you still love me if we were down bad in Idaho?"

...and each time I find myself rather bemused at that possibility.  

[Takumi]

The website crashing for hours on end is very annoying

There are lots of other road groups out there in realm of social media.  Trouble is that most will require you actually stay the on topic of roads.

[vdeane]

Remember that episode of Star Trek where Dr. Crusher was trapped in a collapsing pocket universe? Anyway, that's what I imagine living in Illinois is like.

[Scott5114]

See I just overload my wife's Alexa with nonsense shopping items.  She once had a shopping list which included thirteen bags of poop.