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[Scott5114]

Mickey sounds ruthless these days.

Nah, it just sounds like he started hanging out on Boulder Highway.

[Max Rockatansky]

Mickey sounds ruthless these days.

Nah, it just sounds like he started hanging out on Boulder Highway.

Steamboat Willie probably means a great many things out on Boulder Highway...

[Scott5114]

Mickey sounds ruthless these days.

Nah, it just sounds like he started hanging out on Boulder Highway.

Steamboat Willie probably means a great many things out on Boulder Highway...

If I were on Boulder Highway and someone offered me a Steamboat Willie, I would politely decline.

[TheCatalyst31]

One should never underestimate the potential productivity benefits of being high out of your mind on cough syrup.

[Max Rockatansky]

All those medicines that are supposed to make you drowsy for some reason turn me into a locomotive.  I don't think there would be another scenario during which I would have gotten so motivated to write all day like that. 

[Rothman]

All those medicines that are supposed to make you drowsy for some reason turn me into a locomotive.  I don't think there would be another scenario during which I would have gotten so motivated to write all day like that. 

All Sudafed/pseudophedrine does for me is make my runny nose turn into runny nose with jitters/anxiety.  What I conclude is that I should never do meth.

[Scott5114]

I'm not overthinking it, you're overshrugging it.

[Takumi]

That makes much more sense.

It still leaves two-thirds of this coming winter in 2026, so we must still wonder why Rothman assumed 2025 instead...

I find it much better for my mental health not to wonder about Rothman.

[SSOWorld]

Illinois is Flat

[Plutonic Panda]

Illinois is Flat

Yes it is. I posted this on a Facebook group and a few people did NOT appreciate that.

[Max Rockatansky]

Illinois is Flat

Yes it is. I posted this on a Facebook group and a few people did NOT appreciate that.

I did one better.  I posted on Crash_It's Facebook page numerous times and it almost always got an angry rise of him.

[Scott5114]

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[vdeane]

I assume the "sht" in "shtml" refers to the quality of the content.

Charmin isn't just about wiping your rear end, it's about confidence.

For more context:

Wow, that is some eloquent shit.

Charmin isn't just about wiping your rear end, it's about confidence.  You daily activities, including serving at the local homeless shelter, benefit from Charmin toilet paper for anal cleanliness, avoiding dingleberries and irritation that plague unhygienic indigents.  Even a few squares of our cushiony touch can preserve dignity throughout your entire day.  Using a cheap store brand product forces you into discomfort, hindering your morale and effectiveness.  So try Charmin today for a cleaner, more confident you!

[hbelkins]

Illinois is Flat

Saw a Facebook graphic the other day of states where a building is taller than the tallest mountain. Illinois and Louisiana were two of them; Florida may have been another. I should have saved it to post on his "Let's Ride Illinois" page.

[kphoger]

Saw a Facebook graphic the other day of states where a building is taller than the tallest mountain. Illinois and Louisiana were two of them; Florida may have been another. I should have saved it to post on his "Let's Ride Illinois" page.

I wonder if more states would be added to the list, if the state's lowest point were used as a baseline instead of sea level.

[Beltway]

Saw a Facebook graphic the other day of states where a building is taller than the tallest mountain. Illinois and Louisiana were two of them; Florida may have been another. I should have saved it to post on his "Let's Ride Illinois" page.

I wonder if more states would be added to the list, if the state's lowest point were used as a baseline instead of sea level.

The lowest elevation point in Colorado is 3,315 feet (1,010 meters) above sea level, located along the Arikaree River in Yuma County near the Kansas border.

The highest elevation point in Pennsylvania is Mount Davis, which stands at 3,213 feet (979 meters) above sea level.

So the entire state of Colorado is higher than the highest point in Pennsylvania.

ObP: That's quite a laundry list - now I need to starch it all out.

[kphoger]

Saw a Facebook graphic the other day of states where a building is taller than the tallest mountain. Illinois and Louisiana were two of them; Florida may have been another. I should have saved it to post on his "Let's Ride Illinois" page.

I wonder if more states would be added to the list, if the state's lowest point were used as a baseline instead of sea level.

Nope.  I did the math for all 50 states, and only those three work out.

Tallest building exceeds state's elevation range (in feet)
Florida — 523
Illinois — 495
Louisiana — 154
Delaware — -89
Ohio — -146
Indiana — -236
Rhode Island — -383
Mississippi — -460
Iowa — -561
Michigan — -681
Wisconsin — -771
New Jersey — -902
Minnesota — -909
Missouri — -918
Alabama — -1660
Connecticut — -1851
Pennsylvania — -2092
Arkansas — -2152
North Dakota — -2514
Massachusetts — -2699
Maryland — -2841
Kansas — -2977
South Carolina — -3205
Kentucky — -3333
New York — -3567
Georgia — -3761
Oklahoma — -3836
Nebraska — -3958
Vermont — -4101
West Virginia — -4329
Maine — -5035
Virginia — -5203
North Carolina — -5813
Tennessee — -5833
New Hampshire — -6011
South Dakota — -6104
Texas — -7717
New Mexico — -9974
Colorado — -10409
Wyoming — -10560
Oregon — -10703
Montana — -10735
Utah — -11084
Idaho — -11635
Nevada — -11933
Arizona — -12084
Hawaii — -13368
Washington — -13467
California — -13687
Alaska — -20014

* Note:  I assumed "sea level" was exactly 0 feet.

[PColumbus73]

Saw a Facebook graphic the other day of states where a building is taller than the tallest mountain. Illinois and Louisiana were two of them; Florida may have been another. I should have saved it to post on his "Let's Ride Illinois" page.

I wonder if more states would be added to the list, if the state's lowest point were used as a baseline instead of sea level.

Nope.  I did the math for all 50 states, and only those three work out.

Tallest building exceeds state's elevation range (in feet)
Florida — 523
Illinois — 495
Louisiana — 154
Delaware — -89
Ohio — -146
Indiana — -236
Rhode Island — -383
Mississippi — -460
Iowa — -561
Michigan — -681
Wisconsin — -771
New Jersey — -902
Minnesota — -909
Missouri — -918
Alabama — -1660
Connecticut — -1851
Pennsylvania — -2092
Arkansas — -2152
North Dakota — -2514
Massachusetts — -2699
Maryland — -2841
Kansas — -2977
South Carolina — -3205
Kentucky — -3333
New York — -3567
Georgia — -3761
Oklahoma — -3836
Nebraska — -3958
Vermont — -4101
West Virginia — -4329
Maine — -5035
Virginia — -5203
North Carolina — -5813
Tennessee — -5833
New Hampshire — -6011
South Dakota — -6104
Texas — -7717
New Mexico — -9974
Colorado — -10409
Wyoming — -10560
Oregon — -10703
Montana — -10735
Utah — -11084
Idaho — -11635
Nevada — -11933
Arizona — -12084
Hawaii — -13368
Washington — -13467
California — -13687
Alaska — -20014

* Note:  I assumed "sea level" was exactly 0 feet.

If only Fargo had built the Burj Khalifa

[freebrickproductions]

**dolphin defend**
🔨🐬🪚🐬🐑🐑🐑🐬🧨🐐

[freebrickproductions]

Personally I prefer to eat the booty like groceries, but maybe that's the dolphin DNA talking.

[kenarmy]

- If Hillary Clinton won in 2016, it would've been the first time that two presidents have had sex with each other. Unless.....

what did you do

[vdeane]

the $3.141592653589793 slice and drink combo deal turned out to be a bit too irrational

[WillWeaverRVA]

the $3.141592653589793 slice and drink combo deal turned out to be a bit too irrational

Yay! Thank you! 😊

[adventurernumber1]

What advantage does one receive traversing a six-laned highway versus a four-laned highway?  Seems to me that the more capacity, the more traffic.

This inspires visions of a 12-lane I-70 through Utah with an ADT of 200,000, attracting cars and trucks from all over the world that would otherwise be traveling somewhere else.

[freebrickproductions]

The casino industry is known for --
-- Having a set of rules that is strictly followed
-- Having a set of rules that is designed to favor the house

Thank you for letting me know. I could have never put that together from only ten years of working there.

You can finally rest easy tonight now that you know the ins and outs of the industry you work in.

It always kept me up at night wondering how my paycheck cleared after I paid out hundreds of thousands of dollars to winners every day. Golly, now that Beltway told me casino rules are designed to favor the house, I feel like I'll finally get the first good night's sleep I've had in a decade.

I just thought you were a reformed mobster

For all you know he could still be one.  He did move to Las Vegas after all.