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[tolbs17]

The first thread pinned in Off-Topic!

And tolbs17 is the user!

[ozarkman417]

This thread went downhill real fast, it better have a runaway truck ramp on it

[SkyPesos]

Why is this pinned?

I'm guessing tolbs17 got mod for 5 seconds, and get to pick one action to do in that time. And that one action is pinning this thread.

[tolbs17]

If (just picking a name) Hassan Rouhani told you to create a thread revealing your credit card number and social security number, would you do so?

No way.

[Max Rockatansky]

If (just picking a name) Hassan Rouhani told you to create a thread revealing your credit card number and social security number, would you do so?

No way.

Then why for Mary Hannah or whatever her name was?

[Roadgeekteen]

Who is Mary Hannah?

[Max Rockatansky]

Who is Mary Hannah?

You mean to tell me you don't know who Mary Hannah is?  I mean, haven't you been part of the road community for awhile now?

[Roadgeekteen]

Who is Mary Hannah?

You mean to tell me you don't know who Mary Hannah is?  I mean, haven't you been part of the road community for awhile now?

She's Tolb's friend I think.

[tolbs17]

If (just picking a name) Hassan Rouhani told you to create a thread revealing your credit card number and social security number, would you do so?

No way.

Then why for Mary Hannah or whatever her name was?

He's asking if I should show my credit number and social security number. Did Mary Hannah tell me to do any of that? NO. And I'm not going to even if she (or anyone else) asks or tells me to do that.

[Roadgeekteen]

If (just picking a name) Hassan Rouhani told you to create a thread revealing your credit card number and social security number, would you do so?

No way.

Then why for Mary Hannah or whatever her name was?

He's asking if I should show my credit number and social security number. Did Mary Hannah tell me to do any of that? NO. And I'm not going to even if she (or anyone else) asks or tells me to do that.

What? All right.

[tolbs17]

If (just picking a name) Hassan Rouhani told you to create a thread revealing your credit card number and social security number, would you do so?

No way.

Then why for Mary Hannah or whatever her name was?

He's asking if I should show my credit number and social security number. Did Mary Hannah tell me to do any of that? NO. And I'm not going to even if she (or anyone else) asks or tells me to do that.

What? All right.

TMI bro. That could get you banned.

[Max Rockatansky]

If (just picking a name) Hassan Rouhani told you to create a thread revealing your credit card number and social security number, would you do so?

No way.

Then why for Mary Hannah or whatever her name was?

He's asking if I should show my credit number and social security number. Did Mary Hannah tell me to do any of that? NO. And I'm not going to even if she (or anyone else) asks or tells me to do that.

What? All right.

TMI bro. That could get you banned.

First rule about AAroads; don't talk about Mary Hannah.  Second rule about AAroads; don't talk about Mary Hannah!

[tolbs17]

If (just picking a name) Hassan Rouhani told you to create a thread revealing your credit card number and social security number, would you do so?

No way.

Then why for Mary Hannah or whatever her name was?

He's asking if I should show my credit number and social security number. Did Mary Hannah tell me to do any of that? NO. And I'm not going to even if she (or anyone else) asks or tells me to do that.

What? All right.

TMI bro. That could get you banned.

First rule about AAroads; don't talk about Mary Hannah.  Second rule about AAroads; don't talk about Mary Hannah!

Yes. Enough is enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjyVX6H4bGw

[tolbs17]

By the way, this thread is very funny. Although I didn't know what this forum was back then, this thread makes me laugh hard! 

[Max Rockatansky]

If (just picking a name) Hassan Rouhani told you to create a thread revealing your credit card number and social security number, would you do so?

No way.

Then why for Mary Hannah or whatever her name was?

He's asking if I should show my credit number and social security number. Did Mary Hannah tell me to do any of that? NO. And I'm not going to even if she (or anyone else) asks or tells me to do that.

What? All right.

TMI bro. That could get you banned.

First rule about AAroads; don't talk about Mary Hannah.  Second rule about AAroads; don't talk about Mary Hannah!

Yes. Enough is enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjyVX6H4bGw

Why did you post a video of Mr. Krabs accusing Squidward of theft?  What did Squidward steal?  Who did Squidward steal it from?  How much was the stolen article valued?  Are criminal charges being filed against Squidward?

[tolbs17]

If (just picking a name) Hassan Rouhani told you to create a thread revealing your credit card number and social security number, would you do so?

No way.

Then why for Mary Hannah or whatever her name was?

He's asking if I should show my credit number and social security number. Did Mary Hannah tell me to do any of that? NO. And I'm not going to even if she (or anyone else) asks or tells me to do that.

What? All right.

TMI bro. That could get you banned.

First rule about AAroads; don't talk about Mary Hannah.  Second rule about AAroads; don't talk about Mary Hannah!

Yes. Enough is enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjyVX6H4bGw

Why did you post a video of Mr. Krabs accusing Squidward of theft?  What did Squidward steal?  Who did Squidward steal it from?  How much was the stolen article valued?  Are criminal charges being filed against Squidward?

Because he said "You stole it!" 3 times in a row.

[Max Rockatansky]

If (just picking a name) Hassan Rouhani told you to create a thread revealing your credit card number and social security number, would you do so?

No way.

Then why for Mary Hannah or whatever her name was?

He's asking if I should show my credit number and social security number. Did Mary Hannah tell me to do any of that? NO. And I'm not going to even if she (or anyone else) asks or tells me to do that.

What? All right.

TMI bro. That could get you banned.

First rule about AAroads; don't talk about Mary Hannah.  Second rule about AAroads; don't talk about Mary Hannah!

Yes. Enough is enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjyVX6H4bGw

Why did you post a video of Mr. Krabs accusing Squidward of theft?  What did Squidward steal?  Who did Squidward steal it from?  How much was the stolen article valued?  Are criminal charges being filed against Squidward?

Because he said "You stole it!" 3 times in a row.

And how does a nameless theft from Mr. Krabs translate into you being told by a shadowy overlord to post the "peekaboo"  thread? 

[tolbs17]

If (just picking a name) Hassan Rouhani told you to create a thread revealing your credit card number and social security number, would you do so?

No way.

Then why for Mary Hannah or whatever her name was?

He's asking if I should show my credit number and social security number. Did Mary Hannah tell me to do any of that? NO. And I'm not going to even if she (or anyone else) asks or tells me to do that.

What? All right.

TMI bro. That could get you banned.

First rule about AAroads; don't talk about Mary Hannah.  Second rule about AAroads; don't talk about Mary Hannah!

Yes. Enough is enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjyVX6H4bGw

Why did you post a video of Mr. Krabs accusing Squidward of theft?  What did Squidward steal?  Who did Squidward steal it from?  How much was the stolen article valued?  Are criminal charges being filed against Squidward?

Because he said "You stole it!" 3 times in a row.

And how does a nameless theft from Mr. Krabs translate into you being told by a shadowy overlord to post the "peekaboo"  thread?

Because Mary Hannah told me to make that thread... Mr. Krabs did not tell me to do anything xD

[Roadgeekteen]

So Mary Hannah did actually tell you to make this thread?

[tolbs17]

So Mary Hannah did actually tell you to make this thread?

Not this thread, the "Peekaboo!" one.

[Max Rockatansky]

If (just picking a name) Hassan Rouhani told you to create a thread revealing your credit card number and social security number, would you do so?

No way.

Then why for Mary Hannah or whatever her name was?

He's asking if I should show my credit number and social security number. Did Mary Hannah tell me to do any of that? NO. And I'm not going to even if she (or anyone else) asks or tells me to do that.

What? All right.

TMI bro. That could get you banned.

First rule about AAroads; don't talk about Mary Hannah.  Second rule about AAroads; don't talk about Mary Hannah!

Yes. Enough is enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjyVX6H4bGw

Why did you post a video of Mr. Krabs accusing Squidward of theft?  What did Squidward steal?  Who did Squidward steal it from?  How much was the stolen article valued?  Are criminal charges being filed against Squidward?

Because he said "You stole it!" 3 times in a row.

And how does a nameless theft from Mr. Krabs translate into you being told by a shadowy overlord to post the "peekaboo"  thread?

Because Mary Hannah told me to make that thread... Mr. Krabs did not tell me to do anything xD

But yet you have yet to explain who Mary Hannah is.  Talk about shifting the blame if you are going to throw her under the bus and not expound on why she is to blame for your crappy spam posts. 

Also, how did Mr. Krabs and Squidward get involved in all this?

[tolbs17]

If (just picking a name) Hassan Rouhani told you to create a thread revealing your credit card number and social security number, would you do so?

No way.

Then why for Mary Hannah or whatever her name was?

He's asking if I should show my credit number and social security number. Did Mary Hannah tell me to do any of that? NO. And I'm not going to even if she (or anyone else) asks or tells me to do that.

What? All right.

TMI bro. That could get you banned.

First rule about AAroads; don't talk about Mary Hannah.  Second rule about AAroads; don't talk about Mary Hannah!

Yes. Enough is enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjyVX6H4bGw

Why did you post a video of Mr. Krabs accusing Squidward of theft?  What did Squidward steal?  Who did Squidward steal it from?  How much was the stolen article valued?  Are criminal charges being filed against Squidward?

Because he said "You stole it!" 3 times in a row.

And how does a nameless theft from Mr. Krabs translate into you being told by a shadowy overlord to post the "peekaboo"  thread?

Because Mary Hannah told me to make that thread... Mr. Krabs did not tell me to do anything xD

But yet you have yet to explain who Mary Hannah is.  Talk about shifting the blame if you are going to throw her under the bus and not expound on why she is to blame for your crappy spam posts. 

Also, how did Mr. Krabs and Squidward get involved in all this?

Mary Hannah is an East Carolina University graduate.

And I included them because you said "1. Don't talk about Mary Hannah. 2. Don't talk about Mary Hannah!".

[Max Rockatansky]

If (just picking a name) Hassan Rouhani told you to create a thread revealing your credit card number and social security number, would you do so?

No way.

Then why for Mary Hannah or whatever her name was?

He's asking if I should show my credit number and social security number. Did Mary Hannah tell me to do any of that? NO. And I'm not going to even if she (or anyone else) asks or tells me to do that.

What? All right.

TMI bro. That could get you banned.

First rule about AAroads; don't talk about Mary Hannah.  Second rule about AAroads; don't talk about Mary Hannah!

Yes. Enough is enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjyVX6H4bGw

Why did you post a video of Mr. Krabs accusing Squidward of theft?  What did Squidward steal?  Who did Squidward steal it from?  How much was the stolen article valued?  Are criminal charges being filed against Squidward?

Because he said "You stole it!" 3 times in a row.

And how does a nameless theft from Mr. Krabs translate into you being told by a shadowy overlord to post the "peekaboo"  thread?

Because Mary Hannah told me to make that thread... Mr. Krabs did not tell me to do anything xD

But yet you have yet to explain who Mary Hannah is.  Talk about shifting the blame if you are going to throw her under the bus and not expound on why she is to blame for your crappy spam posts. 

Also, how did Mr. Krabs and Squidward get involved in all this?

Mary Hannah is an East Carolina University graduate.

And I included them because you said "1. Don't talk about Mary Hannah. 2. Don't talk about Mary Hannah!".

That was sarcastic riff on Fight Club (which I'm assuming you've never seen nor read) since you refuse to explain who Mary Hannah is why she holds so much sway over what you post.  Is Mary Hannah telling you to keep spam posting now?

[JoePCool14]

If (just picking a name) Hassan Rouhani told you to create a thread revealing your credit card number and social security number, would you do so?

No way.

Then why for Mary Hannah or whatever her name was?

He's asking if I should show my credit number and social security number. Did Mary Hannah tell me to do any of that? NO. And I'm not going to even if she (or anyone else) asks or tells me to do that.

What? All right.

TMI bro. That could get you banned.

First rule about AAroads; don't talk about Mary Hannah.  Second rule about AAroads; don't talk about Mary Hannah!

Yes. Enough is enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjyVX6H4bGw

Why did you post a video of Mr. Krabs accusing Squidward of theft?  What did Squidward steal?  Who did Squidward steal it from?  How much was the stolen article valued?  Are criminal charges being filed against Squidward?

Because he said "You stole it!" 3 times in a row.

And how does a nameless theft from Mr. Krabs translate into you being told by a shadowy overlord to post the "peekaboo"  thread?

Because Mary Hannah told me to make that thread... Mr. Krabs did not tell me to do anything xD

But yet you have yet to explain who Mary Hannah is.  Talk about shifting the blame if you are going to throw her under the bus and not expound on why she is to blame for your crappy spam posts. 

Also, how did Mr. Krabs and Squidward get involved in all this?

Mary Hannah is an East Carolina University graduate.

And I included them because you said "1. Don't talk about Mary Hannah. 2. Don't talk about Mary Hannah!".

The longer the quote...

[Max Rockatansky]

If (just picking a name) Hassan Rouhani told you to create a thread revealing your credit card number and social security number, would you do so?

No way.

Then why for Mary Hannah or whatever her name was?

He's asking if I should show my credit number and social security number. Did Mary Hannah tell me to do any of that? NO. And I'm not going to even if she (or anyone else) asks or tells me to do that.

What? All right.

TMI bro. That could get you banned.

First rule about AAroads; don't talk about Mary Hannah.  Second rule about AAroads; don't talk about Mary Hannah!

Yes. Enough is enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjyVX6H4bGw

Why did you post a video of Mr. Krabs accusing Squidward of theft?  What did Squidward steal?  Who did Squidward steal it from?  How much was the stolen article valued?  Are criminal charges being filed against Squidward?

Because he said "You stole it!" 3 times in a row.

And how does a nameless theft from Mr. Krabs translate into you being told by a shadowy overlord to post the "peekaboo"  thread?

Because Mary Hannah told me to make that thread... Mr. Krabs did not tell me to do anything xD

But yet you have yet to explain who Mary Hannah is.  Talk about shifting the blame if you are going to throw her under the bus and not expound on why she is to blame for your crappy spam posts. 

Also, how did Mr. Krabs and Squidward get involved in all this?

Mary Hannah is an East Carolina University graduate.

And I included them because you said "1. Don't talk about Mary Hannah. 2. Don't talk about Mary Hannah!".

The longer the quote...

The happier the Goat....