The universe according to MMM

Started by Max Rockatansky, December 21, 2022, 12:08:08 PM

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Who do you think MMM really is?

Wesley Crusher
George Santos
Peewee Herman
Morshu from the Zelda CDi games
Potara fused FritzOwl and Kernals12 (KernalsOwl)
George Soros
Wesley Santos (Wesley Crusher and George Santos fusion)

kkt

Quote from: MultiMillionMiler on January 03, 2023, 06:04:42 PM
Star Trek has a disorder level of sex in it. Even in the time travel episodes people can't keep their pants on the 1st night. Like you fucking time traveled for the first time in your life and that's all you can think about? It's a joke.

Then you should like DS9.  In the time travel back to 2024 episode, "Past Tense", three of Our Heroes lived in the 21st Century for several days, and none of them even tried to get layed!


kphoger

Quote from: Scott5114 on January 03, 2023, 08:14:15 PM
More to the point, if you think the show is too sexualized, why do you keep watching it?

What!  And go without Star Trek?  Unthinkable...

(I've probably watched four episodes in my life, and none within the last 25 years.)

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

Scott5114

Quote from: MultiMillionMiler on January 03, 2023, 10:34:45 PM
Quote from: Scott5114 on January 03, 2023, 08:14:15 PM
More to the point, if you think the show is too sexualized, why do you keep watching it?

I don't. I have only been watching Enterprise recently, which hasn't been an issue because there are very few sexual episodes and the characters aren't attractive.

The only Star Trek series that has the decontamination chamber where the crew members strip down to their underwear and slather each other with sanitizer?
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Max Rockatansky

Quote from: MultiMillionMiler on January 03, 2023, 10:34:45 PM
Quote from: Scott5114 on January 03, 2023, 08:14:15 PM
More to the point, if you think the show is too sexualized, why do you keep watching it?

I don't. I have only been watching Enterprise recently, which hasn't been an issue because there are very few sexual episodes and the characters aren't attractive.

And yet you talk it constantly.  It reads like you are actually obsessed with sexy Star Trek content and just are in denial about it. 

Scott5114

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on January 03, 2023, 11:36:15 PM
Quote from: MultiMillionMiler on January 03, 2023, 10:34:45 PM
Quote from: Scott5114 on January 03, 2023, 08:14:15 PM
More to the point, if you think the show is too sexualized, why do you keep watching it?

I don't. I have only been watching Enterprise recently, which hasn't been an issue because there are very few sexual episodes and the characters aren't attractive.

And yet you talk it constantly.  It reads like you are actually obsessed with sexy Star Trek content and just are in denial about it. 

And I'm not even necessarily sure it would be a bad thing if he was. So long as he's somewhere private, not harming anyone else, and it's not negatively affecting his life (e.g. making it to where he's not getting anything done because of it), I won't judge.
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Max Rockatansky

Quote from: Scott5114 on January 03, 2023, 11:52:44 PM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on January 03, 2023, 11:36:15 PM
Quote from: MultiMillionMiler on January 03, 2023, 10:34:45 PM
Quote from: Scott5114 on January 03, 2023, 08:14:15 PM
More to the point, if you think the show is too sexualized, why do you keep watching it?

I don't. I have only been watching Enterprise recently, which hasn't been an issue because there are very few sexual episodes and the characters aren't attractive.

And yet you talk it constantly.  It reads like you are actually obsessed with sexy Star Trek content and just are in denial about it. 

And I'm not even necessarily sure it would be a bad thing if he was. So long as he's somewhere private, not harming anyone else, and it's not negatively affecting his life (e.g. making it to where he's not getting anything done because of it), I won't judge.

That's just it, I don't get what the supposed harm is?  MMM is the one that seems to be convinced there is something wrong with sexual content and indulging in it.  Seems more like needless self repression to me.

Scott5114

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on January 04, 2023, 12:05:58 AM
Quote from: Scott5114 on January 03, 2023, 11:52:44 PM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on January 03, 2023, 11:36:15 PM
Quote from: MultiMillionMiler on January 03, 2023, 10:34:45 PM
Quote from: Scott5114 on January 03, 2023, 08:14:15 PM
More to the point, if you think the show is too sexualized, why do you keep watching it?

I don't. I have only been watching Enterprise recently, which hasn't been an issue because there are very few sexual episodes and the characters aren't attractive.

And yet you talk it constantly.  It reads like you are actually obsessed with sexy Star Trek content and just are in denial about it. 

And I'm not even necessarily sure it would be a bad thing if he was. So long as he's somewhere private, not harming anyone else, and it's not negatively affecting his life (e.g. making it to where he's not getting anything done because of it), I won't judge.

That's just it, I don't get what the supposed harm is?  MMM is the one that seems to be convinced there is something wrong with sexual content and indulging in it.  Seems more like needless self repression to me.

Unless he thinks he's better than us for refraining from it. But then you'd think he wouldn't be so quick to divulge that he busted a nut to Gates McFadden or Jonathan Frakes or whoever.
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Scott5114

Quote from: MultiMillionMiler on January 04, 2023, 09:00:24 AM
I've found that my mental health, sleep quality, and appetite drastically improve when I don't, and the exact opposite when I do. I am also on an anti-anxiety medication which despite ramping up sex drive, makes it very hard to perform, so am trying to minimize it as much as possible. The hardest stretch is the first 8-9 days for some reason then it becomes easier.

That seems like something you might want to talk to your psychiatrist about–that's not neurotypical.
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Max Rockatansky

Quote from: MultiMillionMiler on January 04, 2023, 09:00:24 AM

And actually, Dr. Crusher is hotter than troi in my opinion.

And now the MilfMe reference suddenly makes sense.

roadman65

Quote from: MultiMillionMiler on January 04, 2023, 09:11:34 AM
Which part? Anti-Anxiety medication dies affect performance.

Aren't you a virgin? Why do care about performance?
Every day is a winding road, you just got to get used to it.

Sheryl Crowe

roadman65

So your Autosexual then? That's the definition they give solo lovers. 

The Catholic Church don't call that pure either Lol.
Every day is a winding road, you just got to get used to it.

Sheryl Crowe

roadman65

Quote from: MultiMillionMiler on January 04, 2023, 10:02:17 AM
With what so many of the priests are accused of I don't think the church has the right to call anything "impure".

Not trying to sell you on religion.  Just pointing out there is no Virgin unless you abstain from anything or if your naturally asexual which makes you have no attraction to anyone.  They're plenty of them. 

LOL BTW means it's a joking metaphor.
Every day is a winding road, you just got to get used to it.

Sheryl Crowe

kphoger

And we come back around to the real solution:

Quote from: Scott5114 on January 03, 2023, 08:14:15 PM
More to the point, if you think the show is too sexualized, why do you keep watching it?

Just stop watching TV.

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

MultiMillionMiler

Quote from: roadman65 on January 04, 2023, 10:51:20 AM
Quote from: MultiMillionMiler on January 04, 2023, 10:02:17 AM
With what so many of the priests are accused of I don't think the church has the right to call anything "impure".

Not trying to sell you on religion.  Just pointing out there is no Virgin unless you abstain from anything or if your naturally asexual which makes you have no attraction to anyone.  They're plenty of them. 

LOL BTW means it's a joking metaphor.

The only reason I'm a virgin is because of the risks. I plan on getting a vasectomy. It's not like mastrubation gives more pleasure or something than the real thing.

kphoger

Hey, everyone:  raise your hand if you enjoy reading about MultiDozenMiler masturbating.

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

MultiMillionMiler

Who's MultiDozenMiler? Is he someone who created an account in my name just to parody me?

Max Rockatansky

Quote from: MultiMillionMiler on January 04, 2023, 11:14:52 AM
Quote from: roadman65 on January 04, 2023, 10:51:20 AM
Quote from: MultiMillionMiler on January 04, 2023, 10:02:17 AM
With what so many of the priests are accused of I don't think the church has the right to call anything "impure".

Not trying to sell you on religion.  Just pointing out there is no Virgin unless you abstain from anything or if your naturally asexual which makes you have no attraction to anyone.  They're plenty of them. 

LOL BTW means it's a joking metaphor.

The only reason I'm a virgin is because of the risks. I plan on getting a vasectomy. It's not like mastrubation gives more pleasure or something than the real thing.

Wear a rubber?  Try oral?

Max Rockatansky

Quote from: kphoger on January 04, 2023, 11:19:25 AM
Hey, everyone:  raise your free hand if you enjoy reading about MultiDozenMiler masturbating.

FITU

jlam

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on January 04, 2023, 11:23:25 AM
Quote from: kphoger on January 04, 2023, 11:19:25 AM
Hey, everyone:  raise your free hand if you enjoy reading about MultiDozenMiler masturbating.

FITU
The Federation of Independent Trade Unions is unimpressed with this vain usage of their name.

Max Rockatansky

Quote from: MultiMillionMiler on January 04, 2023, 11:27:14 AM
Vasectomy is the only guarantee. I just hope they don't give me trouble cause of my young age. I know many states give women issues with tubal ligation/hysterectomies for bullshit reasons. I'll have to have a lie ready just in case, like "I've had 5 failed relationships and 2 kids whom one of them is currently draining my bank account from child support." Those things really should be the person's decision. Fuck everyone else's opinions.

Last I checked oral was also a guarantee. 

MultiMillionMiler

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on January 04, 2023, 11:28:55 AM
Quote from: MultiMillionMiler on January 04, 2023, 11:27:14 AM
Vasectomy is the only guarantee. I just hope they don't give me trouble cause of my young age. I know many states give women issues with tubal ligation/hysterectomies for bullshit reasons. I'll have to have a lie ready just in case, like "I've had 5 failed relationships and 2 kids whom one of them is currently draining my bank account from child support." Those things really should be the person's decision. Fuck everyone else's opinions.

Last I checked oral was also a guarantee.

Nope, disgusting. And I don't know what pleasure the girl gets from that either. That's my main criticism of porn, too many BJs. No anal either, great way to get a urinary infection.

kkt

Quote from: MultiMillionMiler on January 04, 2023, 11:27:14 AM
Vasectomy is the only guarantee.

Vasectomy is not a 100% guarantee either.  It can be pretty effective, but listen to your doctor about the need to follow up regularly to have the sperm level checked.

And I don't recommend lying to your doctor.  There needs to be a relationship of trust there, which won't happen if you're lying all the time.  If you don't like what your doctor is telling you, look around, but don't lie.

roadman65

Quote from: MultiMillionMiler on January 04, 2023, 11:14:52 AM
Quote from: roadman65 on January 04, 2023, 10:51:20 AM
Quote from: MultiMillionMiler on January 04, 2023, 10:02:17 AM
With what so many of the priests are accused of I don't think the church has the right to call anything "impure".

Not trying to sell you on religion.  Just pointing out there is no Virgin unless you abstain from anything or if your naturally asexual which makes you have no attraction to anyone.  They're plenty of them. 

LOL BTW means it's a joking metaphor.

The only reason I'm a virgin is because of the risks. I plan on getting a vasectomy. It's not like mastrubation gives more pleasure or something than the real thing.

Vasectomy is for preventing unwanted pregnancies. I doubt you'll be able to impregnate a female.
Every day is a winding road, you just got to get used to it.

Sheryl Crowe

kphoger

Could the subject of this thread please be changed to 'Masturbation by MMM'?

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

MultiMillionMiler

Not being able to is the goal.

@Max R

Quote from: kkt on January 04, 2023, 11:43:17 AM
Quote from: MultiMillionMiler on January 04, 2023, 11:27:14 AM
Vasectomy is the only guarantee.

Vasectomy is not a 100% guarantee either.  It can be pretty effective, but listen to your doctor about the need to follow up regularly to have the sperm level checked.

And I don't recommend lying to your doctor.  There needs to be a relationship of trust there, which won't happen if you're lying all the time.  If you don't like what your doctor is telling you, look around, but don't lie.

It's a problem across many doctors. Obviously much more for women than for men, but I would see. If more than 2 said the same thing I would have to make something up. As for trust, maybe if doctors/the government would respect patients wishes more instead of being afraid of getting sued or paranoid fears maybe patients would be more honest. In addition to covid this year, one other time I was in the Hospital a few years ago and needed morphine for GI pain, they were so paranoid about the Opioid stuff that they reserved it for pain rated "7" and higher out of 10. So guess what, my normal 4 became a 7, and 10 became a 15. Patients rights should come first.



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