Highway Conspiracy Theories

[LilianaUwU]

What a shock, vampires aren't real.

how will i get a vampire gf then?????

[kphoger]

how will i get a vampire gf then?????

You have to compete certain quests and give her the sorts of gifts that she likes.  This should be easy enough to Google.

[Max Rockatansky]

how will i get a vampire gf then?????

You have to compete certain quests and give her the sorts of gifts that she likes.  This should be easy enough to Google.

Mess up the side quests and you end with a succubus instead.

[NE2]

how will i get a vampire gf then?????

You have to compete certain quests and give her the sorts of gifts that she likes.

Hint: she loves red liquidy gifts.

[kphoger]

Now I wish I could find an old book of Kliban comics, which had one about food products marketed to vampires.  For example, "Scabs (nacho cheese flavor!)".

[LilianaUwU]

how will i get a vampire gf then?????

You have to compete certain quests and give her the sorts of gifts that she likes.

Hint: she loves red liquidy gifts.

so Dr Pepper??

[kphoger]

so Dr Pepper??

No.  Big Red, because she loves everything Texas.

[michravera]

That Interstate highways have to have a straight section every so many miles in order to accommodate airplane landings.

Myth!

[Rothman]

That Interstate highways have to have a straight section every so many miles in order to accommodate airplane landings.

Myth!

(Muppet Movie)

[Kulerage]

My friend has one: Road Work is a money laundering scheme.

In a nutshell, he thinks that US roads are way too poor condition for how much money supposedly gets put into them. Also that everyone has stories about how their town has roadwork that's taken years to complete and is still not done. He personally knows stretches of highway that have taken 17 years and are still being worked on. So therefore most of the money supposedly spent on roads is actually going to other secret projects.

[Scott5114]

My friend has one: Road Work is a money laundering scheme.

In a nutshell, he thinks that US roads are way too poor condition for how much money supposedly gets put into them. Also that everyone has stories about how their town has roadwork that's taken years to complete and is still not done. He personally knows stretches of highway that have taken 17 years and are still being worked on. So therefore most of the money supposedly spent on roads is actually going to other secret projects.

That's one you hear in Las Vegas sometimes—that Las Vegas Paving has a sweetheart deal with the county to tear up and repave the same streets over and over again. It doesn't help that they rent cones from a company called Master of Barricades, which means all the cones have M.O.B. on them.