Minor things that please you

[1995hoo]

Sometimes people do that sort of thing (notably married men who don't want to do laundry).

Is that a real thing married men do, or is it just something they joke about?

I'm quite happy to do both the laundry and the vacuuming because my wife cleans the bathrooms.

[Max Rockatansky]

I usually get out of cleaning the house because I clean dishes by hand, tend the yard and pick up after the dogs.

[Scott5114]

Sometimes people do that sort of thing (notably married men who don't want to do laundry).

Is that a real thing married men do, or is it just something they joke about?

I have seen it described by enough women that I absolutely believe it happens.

Sometimes the men will go so far as to pour bleach in a load of colors just to sell the fact that they don't know what they're doing and get taken off of laundry duty.

[Scott5114]

My phone autocorrects Bullhead City to Bullshit City.

Which, having spent an hour or so there today, seems appropriate.

[1995hoo]

My phone autocorrects Bullhead City to Bullshit City.

Which, having spent an hour or so there today, seems appropriate.

Our hockey ticket partners refer to the lady who sits in front of us at Verizon Center as "Buttcrack" because invariably at some point during the game when she stands up she exposes hers.

My iPhone has seen that "name" so often that if I type "But" the autocorrect option right in the middle is "Buttcrack."

[Max Rockatansky]

My phone autocorrects Bullhead City to Bullshit City.

Which, having spent an hour or so there today, seems appropriate.

Used to call it "Methhead City" myself.  I hated having to go up there for work since the store I was overseeing LP for was a problem child. 

[Max Rockatansky]

Today the first time I changed my engine filter and cabin air filter in my 2024 Corolla.  The operation took less than ten minutes since Japanese automakers make replacement work incredibly easy.

[kkt]

Sometimes people do that sort of thing (notably married men who don't want to do laundry).

Is that a real thing married men do, or is it just something they joke about?

I have seen it described by enough women that I absolutely believe it happens.

Sometimes the men will go so far as to pour bleach in a load of colors just to sell the fact that they don't know what they're doing and get taken off of laundry duty.

Wow.  Weaponized incompetence is not a good look.

[kphoger]

Sometimes the men will go so far as to pour bleach in a load of colors just to sell the fact that they don't know what they're doing and get taken off of laundry duty.

Those men must have way more disposable income than I do, because there's no way I'd be willing to buy all those replacement clothing items.

[kphoger]

autocorrects

With my phone, I'm back to typing text messages in T9, and those are some of the best.  For example, when referring to a friend from church named Jordan, it thinks I really mean "Korean" instead.  So I just refer to her as "Korean" in real life now.