No more new pennies

[kalvado]

Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.

I give up.  Who?

Someone who is willing to take the dearest thing to many people over here - a PENNY?? And wait, next they may be coming after the DOLLAR BILL!

[Scott5114]

Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.

I give up.  Who?

I'm pretty sure Santa Claus controls the presents.

[kphoger]

I'm pretty sure Santa Claus controls the presents.

That's just what NASA wants you to believe.  The North Pole doesn't exist.  Something about the firmament.

[Max Rockatansky]

Okay, what is all this business about Santa controlling the flow of time?  Is this something like the plot of It: Welcome to Derry with Santa not experiencing time in a forward linear fashion?  How does this involve the taking of all pennies?

[vdeane]

Okay, what is all this business about Santa controlling the flow of time?

How else does he deliver all the presents in one night?

[Max Rockatansky]

Okay, what is all this business about Santa controlling the flow of time?

How else does he deliver all the presents in one night?

I assumed some sort of relativity engine or wormholes were involved.  That doesn't example where the penny comes into play.

[Big John]

Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.

I give up.  Who?

The first baseman.

[ClassicHasClass]

Okay, what is all this business about Santa controlling the flow of time?

How else does he deliver all the presents in one night?

Cocaine?

[kphoger]

The first baseman.

What is the first baseman's name?

[NWI_Irish96]

The first baseman.

What is the first baseman's name?

No, what is the second baseman's name.

[kphoger]

No, what is the second baseman's name.

How Long.