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freebrickproductions

11-21-25:
What's the best highway for woodchucks to chuck wood onto?
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kphoger

Quote from: freebrickproductions on November 21, 2025, 01:49:38 AM11-21-25:
What's the best highway for woodchucks to chuck wood onto?

The Pomona Freeway, just east of downtown LA.  Specifically, the best location for them to chuck wood from is the derelict Fresno Street pedestrian bridge.

Second place goes to the Holland Tunnel.

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Quote from: freebrickproductions on November 21, 2025, 01:49:38 AM11-21-25:
What's the best highway for woodchucks to chuck wood onto?

It depends.  How much wood would they be chucking?

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Male pronouns, please.

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pderocco

Quote from: kphoger on November 21, 2025, 12:19:54 PM
Quote from: freebrickproductions on November 21, 2025, 01:49:38 AM11-21-25:
What's the best highway for woodchucks to chuck wood onto?

It depends.  How much wood would they be chucking?
Fortunately for the rest of us, woodchucks can't actually chuck wood. That bit of doggerel has an "if" in it.

kphoger

Well, in that case, then...

Quote from: freebrickproductions on November 21, 2025, 01:49:38 AM11-21-25:
What's the best highway for woodchucks to chuck wood onto?

Bundesstraße 99, just north of Zittau.

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

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Quote from: freebrickproductions on November 21, 2025, 01:49:38 AM11-21-25:
What's the best highway for woodchucks to chuck wood onto?

CA 113, if you are going to chuck wood you might as well do it at Woodland.

1995hoo

Quote from: freebrickproductions on November 21, 2025, 01:49:38 AM11-21-25:
What's the best highway for woodchucks to chuck wood onto?

Mississippi State Route 98. A section of the road is named after someone whose name was "Ed." The reference to ED suggests that the road needs all the help available with getting wood.
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
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commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

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Quote from: freebrickproductions on November 21, 2025, 01:49:38 AM11-21-25:
What's the best highway for woodchucks to chuck wood onto?

CA-4 up into Stanislaus National Forest where the road crosses Silver Creek.

vdeane

Quote from: pderocco on November 21, 2025, 02:25:40 PM
Quote from: kphoger on November 21, 2025, 12:19:54 PM
Quote from: freebrickproductions on November 21, 2025, 01:49:38 AM11-21-25:
What's the best highway for woodchucks to chuck wood onto?

It depends.  How much wood would they be chucking?
Fortunately for the rest of us, woodchucks can't actually chuck wood. That bit of doggerel has an "if" in it.
You sure?
Please note: All comments here represent my own personal opinion and do not reflect the official position of NYSDOT or its affiliates.

Sapphuby

Quote from: freebrickproductions on November 21, 2025, 01:49:38 AM11-21-25:
What's the best highway for woodchucks to chuck wood onto?

The Lincoln Highway. After all, Lincoln Logs.

Mapmikey

US 51 in Mississippi...


They have already established a Chuck Stop in Pope to use during their shenanigans.  Here's a trailerful being processed:  https://maps.app.goo.gl/FZ7nZ49rPj5LpD6A6

freebrickproductions

11-22-25:

Why has the AL 13 bypass of Phil Campbell/Bear Creek/Haleyville, AL, never been completed?
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Quote from: freebrickproductions on November 22, 2025, 03:13:38 AM11-22-25:

Why has the AL 13 bypass of Phil Campbell/Bear Creek/Haleyville, AL, never been completed?

Mr. Campbell won't stay in one place long enough for them to bypass him.
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Quote from: freebrickproductions on November 22, 2025, 03:13:38 AM11-22-25:

Why has the AL 13 bypass of Phil Campbell/Bear Creek/Haleyville, AL, never been completed?
Bear attacks.
pre-1945 Florida route log

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Scott5114

Quote from: freebrickproductions on November 22, 2025, 03:13:38 AM11-22-25:

Why has the AL 13 bypass of Phil Campbell/Bear Creek/Haleyville, AL, never been completed?

To complete the bypass requires Haley's Comet to be in the sky, and it's not scheduled to do so again until 2061.
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GaryV

Quote from: freebrickproductions on November 22, 2025, 03:13:38 AM11-22-25:

Why has the AL 13 bypass of Phil Campbell/Bear Creek/Haleyville, AL, never been completed?

They tried, but no one ever heard of the place before and all the workers just went home.

Max Rockatansky

Quote from: freebrickproductions on November 22, 2025, 03:13:38 AM11-22-25:

Why has the AL 13 bypass of Phil Campbell/Bear Creek/Haleyville, AL, never been completed?

Phil Campbell keeps eating the workers who dare to enter his domain.

Big John

Quote from: freebrickproductions on November 22, 2025, 03:13:38 AM11-22-25:

Why has the AL 13 bypass of Phil Campbell/Bear Creek/Haleyville, AL, never been completed?
Superstitious as no contractor wanted to be associated with the number 13.

xonhulu

Quote from: freebrickproductions on November 22, 2025, 03:13:38 AM11-22-25:

Why has the AL 13 bypass of Phil Campbell/Bear Creek/Haleyville, AL, never been completed?

It's actually been completed for years, but Phil Campbell is keeping that a secret so he could just keep using it for himself. 

Basically, Phil Campbell is an @$$hole.

kphoger

Quote from: freebrickproductions on November 22, 2025, 03:13:38 AM11-22-25:

Why has the AL 13 bypass of Phil Campbell/Bear Creek/Haleyville, AL, never been completed?

It is complete.

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

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Please note: All comments here represent my own personal opinion and do not reflect the official position of NYSDOT or its affiliates.

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