Daily conversation: What is the worst possible answer?

[kurumi]

11/23/25: What should we name a roadgeek dating site?

We already have one. Just retcon the acronym to: Arranging Amorous Relationships Only Among Dedicated Singles

Leave the Cloudfare check up... dating is for humans only, not clankers.

[Sapphuby]

11-22-25:

Why has the AL 13 bypass of Phil Campbell/Bear Creek/Haleyville, AL, never been completed?

Have you tried building a bypass with soup?

[Big John]

11/23/25: What should we name a roadgeek dating site?

Merging love

[NE2]

11/23/25: What should we name a roadgeek dating site?

Pain in the Asphalt

[jeffandnicole]

11/23/25: What should we name a roadgeek dating site?

Two Way Street

[Max Rockatansky]

11/23/25: What should we name a roadgeek dating site?

Two Way Street

It isn't gay if it is on a Three Way Street

[ModernDayWarrior]

11/23/25: What should we name a roadgeek dating site?

I-69

[kkt]

11-21-25:
What's the best highway for woodchucks to chuck wood onto?

It depends.  How much wood would they be chucking?

Fortunately for the rest of us, woodchucks can't actually chuck wood. That bit of doggerel has an "if" in it.

Thank you for explaining the joke

[pderocco]

11/23/25: What should we name a roadgeek dating site?

Lovers multilane.

[Mapmikey]

Happy Campers...a site with full hookups.

[Scott5114]

11/23/25: What should we name a roadgeek dating site?

Louise.

[TheCatalyst31]

11/23/25: What should we name a roadgeek dating site?

Travel's Love Stop

[hotdogPi]

11/24/25: If they make another "musical road" that plays a song when you drive over it, what song should it play?

[NE2]

11/24/25: If they make another "musical road" that plays a song when you drive over it, what song should it play?

67 (doot doot)

[GaryV]

11/24/25: If they make another "musical road" that plays a song when you drive over it, what song should it play?

"Another one bites the dust" - because eventually the grooves in the pavement will make it deteriorate into dust.

[1995hoo]

11/24/25: If they make another "musical road" that plays a song when you drive over it, what song should it play?

This one, as long as I don't ever need to drive on said road.

[Big John]

11/24/25: If they make another "musical road" that plays a song when you drive over it, what song should it play?

Indiana wants me.

[Max Rockatansky]

11/24/25: If they make another "musical road" that plays a song when you drive over it, what song should it play?

Y.M.C.A.

[JayhawkCO]

11/24/25: If they make another "musical road" that plays a song when you drive over it, what song should it play?

Macarena

[kphoger]

11/23/25: What should we name a roadgeek dating site?

directinterchange.com

11/24/25: If they make another "musical road" that plays a song when you drive over it, what song should it play?

The pre-1888 version of Symphony No. 8 in C Minor (WAB 108) by Anton Bruckner.  I'm surprised no one else suggested it.

[Mapmikey]

Life in the Fast Lane

[kphoger]

11/23/25: What should we name a roadgeek dating site?

Merging love

Is merge.com available?  Looks like it might be.

[wanderer2575]

11/24/25: If they make another "musical road" that plays a song when you drive over it, what song should it play?

Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture.  The road will need to have carefully-positioned potholes so vehicles can simulate the cannon fire.

[pderocco]

11/24/25: If they make another "musical road" that plays a song when you drive over it, what song should it play?

John Cage's Silence.

[kphoger]

11/24/25: If they make another "musical road" that plays a song when you drive over it, what song should it play?

John Cage's Silence.

Silence is a book, not a song.  You're probably thinking of 4'33".

You know, I suppose the worst answer to this question would be a song that involves random chance—such as many by John Cage—because how would you incorporate that into the design of the pavement?  For example, Imaginary Landscape No. 4 (March No. 1) would be really hard to pull off.