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kphoger

#2225
December 18, 2025, 08:59:17 AM  
18 DEC 2025

What does this road sign mean?

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

Big John

#2226
December 18, 2025, 09:20:23 AM  
Quote from: kphoger on December 18, 2025, 08:59:17 AM18 DEC 2025

What does this road sign mean?


Let your feet do the walking. No yellow pages here.

Scott5114

#2227
December 18, 2025, 09:22:27 AM  
Quote from: GaryV on December 17, 2025, 11:05:30 AM
Quote from: PColumbus73 on December 17, 2025, 10:11:53 AM12/17/2025:

How many beltways does it take to get to the center of the Houston metro?

Don't let a cartoon owl in an advertisement answer this question.


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Scott5114

#2228
December 18, 2025, 09:23:40 AM  
Quote from: kphoger on December 18, 2025, 08:59:17 AM18 DEC 2025

What does this road sign mean?



Storage for mannequin parts ahead.
uncontrollable freak sardine salad chef

PColumbus73

#2229
December 18, 2025, 09:24:28 AM  
Quote from: kphoger on December 18, 2025, 08:59:17 AM18 DEC 2025

What does this road sign mean?



Moon Crosswalk

wanderer2575

#2230
December 18, 2025, 09:31:55 AM  
Quote from: kphoger on December 18, 2025, 08:59:17 AM18 DEC 2025

What does this road sign mean?



Radioactive Abbey Road crossing ahead.

kphoger

#2231
December 18, 2025, 09:34:50 AM  
Dress code enforcement zone.

Quote from: kphoger on December 18, 2025, 08:59:17 AM18 DEC 2025

What does this road sign mean?


He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

1995hoo

#2232
December 18, 2025, 09:36:41 AM  
Quote from: kphoger on December 18, 2025, 08:59:17 AM18 DEC 2025

What does this road sign mean?



People named McCartney shall not walk here.
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

kphoger

#2233
December 18, 2025, 09:41:59 AM  
Quote from: 1995hoo on December 18, 2025, 09:36:41 AMPeople named McCartney shall not walk here.

A couple of things wrong with that answer:

1.  There's no slash mark through the sign or red circle or anything, so it can't be a prohibition.
2.  The sign shows the right foot in front, which matches only McCartney.

So, yes, that was definitely a bad answer.  Good job!  I mean bad job.  I mean good job...
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

xonhulu

#2234
December 18, 2025, 09:49:54 AM  
Quote from: kphoger on December 18, 2025, 09:41:59 AM
Quote from: 1995hoo on December 18, 2025, 09:36:41 AMPeople named McCartney shall not walk here.

A couple of things wrong with that answer:

1.  There's no slash mark through the sign or red circle or anything, so it can't be a prohibition.
2.  The sign shows the right foot in front, which matches only McCartney.

So, yes, that was definitely a bad answer.  Good job!  I mean bad job.  I mean good job...

Warning: Over-analysis of your Beatles reference may occur.

JayhawkCO

#2235
December 18, 2025, 10:06:24 AM  
Quote from: kphoger on December 18, 2025, 08:59:17 AM18 DEC 2025

What does this road sign mean?



Only long pants allowed past this point.

kphoger

#2236
December 18, 2025, 10:25:57 AM  
Quote from: kphoger on December 18, 2025, 09:34:50 AMDress code enforcement zone.
Quote from: JayhawkCO on December 18, 2025, 10:06:24 AMOnly long pants allowed past this point.

And no tennis shoes.
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

1995hoo

#2237
December 18, 2025, 10:34:03 AM  
Quote from: kphoger on December 18, 2025, 10:25:57 AM
Quote from: kphoger on December 18, 2025, 09:34:50 AMDress code enforcement zone.
Quote from: JayhawkCO on December 18, 2025, 10:06:24 AMOnly long pants allowed past this point.

And no tennis shoes.

Quote from: kphoger on December 18, 2025, 09:41:59 AM....

1.  There's no slash mark through the sign or red circle or anything, so it can't be a prohibition.

....
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

kphoger

#2238
December 18, 2025, 10:36:29 AM  
Quote from: 1995hoo on December 18, 2025, 10:34:03 AM
Quote from: kphoger on December 18, 2025, 10:25:57 AM
Quote from: kphoger on December 18, 2025, 09:34:50 AMDress code enforcement zone.
Quote from: JayhawkCO on December 18, 2025, 10:06:24 AMOnly long pants allowed past this point.

And no tennis shoes.

Quote from: kphoger on December 18, 2025, 09:41:59 AM....

1.  There's no slash mark through the sign or red circle or anything, so it can't be a prohibition.

....

Exactly.  The sign shows dress shoes instead.  Those are required.
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

1995hoo

#2239
December 18, 2025, 10:37:15 AM  
Quote from: kphoger on December 18, 2025, 10:36:29 AM
Quote from: 1995hoo on December 18, 2025, 10:34:03 AM
Quote from: kphoger on December 18, 2025, 10:25:57 AM
Quote from: kphoger on December 18, 2025, 09:34:50 AMDress code enforcement zone.
Quote from: JayhawkCO on December 18, 2025, 10:06:24 AMOnly long pants allowed past this point.

And no tennis shoes.

Quote from: kphoger on December 18, 2025, 09:41:59 AM....

1.  There's no slash mark through the sign or red circle or anything, so it can't be a prohibition.

....

Exactly.  The sign shows dress shoes instead.  Those are required.

Which is why my prior answer was correct in saying Paul McCartney shall not walk there—he was barefoot.
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

kphoger

#2240
December 18, 2025, 10:38:16 AM  
Quote from: 1995hoo on December 18, 2025, 10:37:15 AM
Quote from: kphoger on December 18, 2025, 10:36:29 AM
Quote from: 1995hoo on December 18, 2025, 10:34:03 AM
Quote from: kphoger on December 18, 2025, 10:25:57 AM
Quote from: kphoger on December 18, 2025, 09:34:50 AMDress code enforcement zone.
Quote from: JayhawkCO on December 18, 2025, 10:06:24 AMOnly long pants allowed past this point.

And no tennis shoes.

Quote from: kphoger on December 18, 2025, 09:41:59 AM....

1.  There's no slash mark through the sign or red circle or anything, so it can't be a prohibition.

....

Exactly.  The sign shows dress shoes instead.  Those are required.

Which is why my prior answer was correct in saying Paul McCartney shall not walk there—he was barefoot.

Quote from: xonhulu on December 18, 2025, 09:49:54 AMWarning: Over-analysis of your Beatles reference may occur.
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

kurumi

#2241
December 18, 2025, 12:45:08 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on December 18, 2025, 08:59:17 AM18 DEC 2025

What does this road sign mean?



Black Mesa facility next exit; get your crowbar out of the trunk
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kkt

#2242
December 18, 2025, 05:31:36 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on December 18, 2025, 08:59:17 AM18 DEC 2025

What does this road sign mean?



People will be wearing loafers ahead.  If you have sneakers on, you will be underdressed.

freebrickproductions

#2243
December 18, 2025, 05:32:55 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on December 18, 2025, 08:59:17 AM18 DEC 2025

What does this road sign mean?



Aphex Twin concert ahead.
May or may not be batticorn.

I also collect traffic lights, road signs, fans, and railroad crossing equipment.

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TheCatalyst31

#2244
December 18, 2025, 08:08:25 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on December 18, 2025, 08:59:17 AM18 DEC 2025

What does this road sign mean?


It tells you if there are feet ahead. Quentin Tarantino is a big fan:

pderocco

#2245
December 18, 2025, 08:43:59 PM  
Quote from: TheCatalyst31 on December 18, 2025, 08:08:25 PM
Quote from: kphoger on December 18, 2025, 08:59:17 AM18 DEC 2025

What does this road sign mean?


It tells you if there are feet ahead. Quentin Tarantino is a big fan:

So the sign in question means that something is two feet ahead? That's not much warning.

kphoger

#2246
December 19, 2025, 05:07:02 PM  
19 DEC 2025

Share a GSV link of what you consider to be the ideal stoplight configuration.
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

Big John

#2247
December 19, 2025, 05:11:31 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on December 19, 2025, 05:07:02 PM19 DEC 2025

Share a GSV link of what you consider to be the ideal stoplight configuration.
Mobile AL: https://maps.app.goo.gl/UWq56YbjuYGo7Rr16

xonhulu

#2248
December 19, 2025, 06:50:05 PM   Last Edit: December 19, 2025, 08:40:20 PM by xonhulu
Quote from: kphoger on December 19, 2025, 05:07:02 PM19 DEC 2025

Share a GSV link of what you consider to be the ideal stoplight configuration.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/Ty2axzeQGQE6BT9z8

Oh, sorry, thought you meant Stop Lite.

kurumi

#2249
December 19, 2025, 08:37:43 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on December 19, 2025, 05:07:02 PM19 DEC 2025

Share a GSV link of what you consider to be the ideal stoplight configuration.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/F8vwJzJfGofiWdRv7

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