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Started by kphoger, July 17, 2025, 10:50:32 PM

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paulthemapguy

#3450
March 18, 2026, 10:38:59 PM  
Quote from: Scott5114 on March 18, 2026, 07:05:03 AM2026-03-18:
Where are some places you can find state welcome signs other than at state borders?

In 3rd grade I found some dissecting owl pellets.
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TheCatalyst31

#3451
March 18, 2026, 11:25:51 PM  
Quote from: Scott5114 on March 18, 2026, 07:05:03 AM2026-03-18:
Where are some places you can find state welcome signs other than at state borders?
Taylor Swift albums.

PNWRoadgeek

#3452
March 18, 2026, 11:48:37 PM  
Quote from: 1995hoo on March 18, 2026, 03:50:01 PM
Quote from: Scott5114 on March 18, 2026, 07:05:03 AM2026-03-18:
Where are some places you can find state welcome signs other than at state borders?

This one is a true answer, but I also think it qualifies for this thread: The lower platform at the Rosslyn Metrorail station.


Virginia is for losers.
Applying for new Grand Alan.

1995hoo

#3453
March 19, 2026, 07:37:58 AM  
Quote from: PNWRoadgeek on March 18, 2026, 11:48:37 PMVirginia is for losers.

Nobody said anything about welcome signs in Blacksburg.

:bigass:
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

kphoger

#3454
March 19, 2026, 09:22:47 AM  
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

LilianaUwU

#3455
March 19, 2026, 10:05:24 AM  
March 19, 2026: What to do with all that snow on the roads in Michigan?
"Volcano with no fire... Not volcano... Just mountain."
—Mr. Thwomp

My pronouns are she/her, no matter what you think about that.

MikeTheActuary

#3456
March 19, 2026, 10:12:34 AM  
Quote from: LilianaUwU on March 19, 2026, 10:05:24 AMMarch 19, 2026: What to do with all that snow on the roads in Michigan?

Use it to build a big redoubt, to protect the homeland in the upcoming war to reclaim Toledo.

1995hoo

#3457
March 19, 2026, 10:13:14 AM  
Quote from: LilianaUwU on March 19, 2026, 10:05:24 AMMarch 19, 2026: What to do with all that snow on the roads in Michigan?

Move it all to the banks of the Detroit River near the Customs booths for the Gordie Howe Bridge, set it up as two ramps (one on each side), pack it down really well so it can support vehicle weight, and then configure some sort of chillers to keep it nice and frozen as the weather gets warmer (maybe rent the NHL's trucks used to freeze the ice for outdoor games). That way, if the President somehow manages to carry through with his threat to prevent the bridge from opening, drivers can use the ramps to cross the river Dukes of Hazzard–style as an alternative to the Ambassador Bridge and the tunnel.
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

PColumbus73

#3458
March 19, 2026, 10:25:40 AM  
Quote from: LilianaUwU on March 19, 2026, 10:05:24 AMMarch 19, 2026: What to do with all that snow on the roads in Michigan?

Donates it to Buffalo

The_Ginger

#3459
March 19, 2026, 10:31:42 AM  
Quote from: TheGinger on March 19, 2026, 10:05:24 AMMarch 19, 2026: What to do with all that snow on the roads in Michigan?
Turn it into a sleek layer of ice. You can then use it to pave the existing roads or create new temporary roads.

Scott5114

#3460
March 19, 2026, 10:48:45 AM  
Quote from: LilianaUwU on March 19, 2026, 10:05:24 AMMarch 19, 2026: What to do with all that snow on the roads in Michigan?

Dump it into the ocean near the equator to disrupt El Niño.
uncontrollable freak sardine salad chef

MikeTheActuary

#3461
March 19, 2026, 11:01:39 AM  
Quote from: LilianaUwU on March 19, 2026, 10:05:24 AMMarch 19, 2026: What to do with all that snow on the roads in Michigan?

Build a bridge to support a new interstate highway to Mackinac Island.

Max Rockatansky

#3462
March 19, 2026, 11:07:14 AM  
Quote from: LilianaUwU on March 19, 2026, 10:05:24 AMMarch 19, 2026: What to do with all that snow on the roads in Michigan?

Dump it all on M-83 to accentuate that "Christmas feel" through the entire yeah.

kphoger

#3463
March 19, 2026, 12:28:14 PM  
Quote from: LilianaUwU on March 19, 2026, 10:05:24 AMMarch 19, 2026: What to do with all that snow on the roads in Michigan?

Require all traffic to have snow plows attached.
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

Big John

#3464
March 19, 2026, 12:46:55 PM  
Quote from: LilianaUwU on March 19, 2026, 10:05:24 AMMarch 19, 2026: What to do with all that snow on the roads in Michigan?
Plow everyone into Lake Michigan to raise the water kevel.

pderocco

#3465
March 19, 2026, 02:29:15 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on March 18, 2026, 09:00:21 AMhttps://signsbyjake.com/?s=welcome&post_type=product

Quote from: Scott5114 on March 18, 2026, 07:05:03 AM2026-03-18:
Where are some places you can find state welcome signs other than at state borders?

This is getting out of hand. We obviously need a MUTCD standard for these.

kphoger

#3466
March 19, 2026, 03:22:19 PM  
Melt it down to be used as drinking water in Flint.

Quote from: LilianaUwU on March 19, 2026, 10:05:24 AMMarch 19, 2026: What to do with all that snow on the roads in Michigan?
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

JayhawkCO

#3467
March 19, 2026, 03:57:59 PM  
Quote from: LilianaUwU on March 19, 2026, 10:05:24 AMMarch 19, 2026: What to do with all that snow on the roads in Michigan?

Recreate the giant ice wall from A Game of Thrones to keep the Wildlings (Canadians) out.

PNWRoadgeek

#3468
March 19, 2026, 06:56:09 PM  
Quote from: LilianaUwU on March 19, 2026, 10:05:24 AMMarch 19, 2026: What to do with all that snow on the roads in Michigan?
Build a snowman.
Applying for new Grand Alan.

xonhulu

#3469
March 19, 2026, 07:45:36 PM  
Quote from: LilianaUwU on March 19, 2026, 10:05:24 AMMarch 19, 2026: What to do with all that snow on the roads in Michigan?

Rename the state Michigloo.

kphoger

#3470
March 19, 2026, 08:09:55 PM  
Quote from: PNWRoadgeek on March 19, 2026, 06:56:09 PMBuild a snowman.

I wish you would tell me why.  Do you want to build a snowman?  It doesn't have to be a snowman.
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

kphoger

#3471
March 20, 2026, 03:13:56 PM  
20 MAR 2026

What road should be named after Chuck Norris, and why?
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

Max Rockatansky

#3472
March 20, 2026, 03:15:46 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on March 20, 2026, 03:13:56 PM20 MAR 2026

What road should be named after Chuck Norris, and why?

Kings Canyon Road in Fresno.

1995hoo

#3473
March 20, 2026, 03:30:24 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on March 20, 2026, 03:13:56 PM20 MAR 2026

What road should be named after Chuck Norris, and why?

This one in Freehold, New Jersey, for reasons that should be apparent once you see the street name. Appropriate for this particular weekend, too.
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

1995hoo

#3474
March 20, 2026, 03:32:45 PM  
Quote from: TheGinger on March 20, 2026, 03:31:29 PM
Quote from: 1995hoo on March 20, 2026, 03:30:24 PM
Quote from: kphoger on March 20, 2026, 03:13:56 PM20 MAR 2026

What road should be named after Chuck Norris, and why?

This one in Freehold, New Jersey, for reasons that should be apparent once you see the street name. Appropriate for this particular weekend, too.
FIFY

What did you fix? The link showing the pavement? I had already edited it to fix that when I discovered the problem. I had tried to zoom in on the street sign, but evidently it didn't like that.
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.
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