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Started by kphoger, July 17, 2025, 10:50:32 PM

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PNWRoadgeek

Quote from: kphoger on March 25, 2026, 09:48:07 AM25 MAR 2026

What would Nunavut look like if Poiponen13 built highways through it?

(images or maps preferred)
It would be beautiful, wonderful, and just be a Finland annex.
Applying for new Grand Alan.


kphoger

Quote from: PNWRoadgeek on March 25, 2026, 01:45:52 PMIt would be beautiful, wonderful, and just be a Finland annex.

Except that the highways would have Customary mile-markers and speed limits.

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

kphoger



Quote from: kphoger on March 25, 2026, 09:48:07 AM25 MAR 2026

What would Nunavut look like if Poiponen13 built highways through it?

(images or maps preferred)

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

The_Ginger

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Quote from: kphoger on March 25, 2026, 09:48:07 AM25 MAR 2026

What would Nunavut look like if Poiponen13 built highways through it?

(images or maps preferred)

It's quite high quality, don't you agree?

kphoger


He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

The_Ginger

Quote from: kphoger on March 25, 2026, 03:48:16 PM
Quote from: TheGinger on March 25, 2026, 03:41:59 PMimage omitted
Sorry if it's a little low quality.
Please review the thread title.
I have done so and fixed the erroneous statement in my previous post.

kphoger

Quote from: TheGinger on March 25, 2026, 03:41:59 PMIt's quite high quality, don't you agree?

No, I don't agree with that.  It's got to be one of the worst answers to my question so far.

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

The_Ginger

Quote from: kphoger on March 25, 2026, 04:57:07 PM
Quote from: TheGinger on March 25, 2026, 03:41:59 PMIt's quite high quality, don't you agree?

No, I don't agree with that.  It's got to be one of the worst answers to my question so far.
Note the thread title...?

NE2

March 26:
Where do baby highways come from?
pre-1945 Florida route log

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Max Rockatansky

Quote from: NE2 on March 26, 2026, 01:57:15 AMMarch 26:
Where do baby highways come from?

Sometimes a momma and poppa highway love each other very much.  Other times they have a drunken bang fest after a night of binge drinking and unwanted pregnancies happen.

kphoger

Quote from: TheGinger on March 25, 2026, 03:41:59 PMIt's quite high quality, don't you agree?
Quote from: kphoger on March 25, 2026, 04:57:07 PMNo, I don't agree with that.  It's got to be one of the worst answers to my question so far.
Quote from: The_Ginger on March 25, 2026, 05:59:52 PMNote the thread title...?

You're catching on.

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

kphoger

Poor family infrastructure planning.

Quote from: NE2 on March 26, 2026, 01:57:15 AMMarch 26:
Where do baby highways come from?

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

Mapmikey

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on March 26, 2026, 08:05:29 AM
Quote from: NE2 on March 26, 2026, 01:57:15 AMMarch 26:
Where do baby highways come from?

Sometimes a momma and poppa highway love each other very much.  Other times they have a drunken bang fest after a night of binge drinking and unwanted pregnancies happen.

Clearly the second scenario is far more prevalent.

There are literally thousands of adopt-a-highway pleas everywhere you go.

PColumbus73

Quote from: NE2 on March 26, 2026, 01:57:15 AMMarch 26:
Where do baby highways come from?

Roadgeek drawings that get planted in the ground

kphoger


He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

Max Rockatansky

Quote from: Mapmikey on March 26, 2026, 09:36:27 AM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on March 26, 2026, 08:05:29 AM
Quote from: NE2 on March 26, 2026, 01:57:15 AMMarch 26:
Where do baby highways come from?

Sometimes a momma and poppa highway love each other very much.  Other times they have a drunken bang fest after a night of binge drinking and unwanted pregnancies happen.

Clearly the second scenario is far more prevalent.

There are literally thousands of adopt-a-highway pleas everywhere you go.

It is a cultural thing.  Parent highways are pressured to have odd numbered children.  They often give up even numbered children for adoption.  It doesn't help that AASHTO incentivizes Parent Highways to have two or less child routes.

xonhulu


1995hoo

Quote from: NE2 on March 26, 2026, 01:57:15 AMMarch 26:
Where do baby highways come from?

Weird Al Yankovic making a parody of a Pinkfong song.

"Ba-by road, do do do do-do-do, baby road, do do do do-do-do ...."
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

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JayhawkCO

Quote from: NE2 on March 26, 2026, 01:57:15 AMMarch 26:
Where do baby highways come from?

I'm not sure, but certainly not from I-69.

The_Ginger

Quote from: kphoger on March 26, 2026, 09:21:42 AM
Quote from: TheGinger on March 25, 2026, 03:41:59 PMIt's quite high quality, don't you agree?
Quote from: kphoger on March 25, 2026, 04:57:07 PMNo, I don't agree with that.  It's got to be one of the worst answers to my question so far.
Quote from: The_Ginger on March 25, 2026, 05:59:52 PMNote the thread title...?
You're catching on.
I knew that was some sort of forum acceptance ritual!

The_Ginger

Quote from: NE2 on March 26, 2026, 01:57:15 AMMarch 26:
Where do baby highways come from?
A random number is picked for a highway (343) by the Oklahoma DOT and is then approved. The number does not have a parent. This is where baby highways come from.

formulanone

Quote from: NE2 on March 26, 2026, 01:57:15 AMMarch 26:
Where do baby highways come from?

In Florida, they're right alongside birth canals.