Daily conversation: What is the worst possible answer?

[jeffandnicole]

April 4, 2026:

What does this sign mean?

Stop? No Hazmats?  Test it and see what happens.

[Max Rockatansky]

April 4, 2026:

What does this sign mean?

If you punch it a Super Mushroom comes out.  If you already have a Super Mushroom you'll get a Fire Flower instead.

[TheCatalyst31]

April 4, 2026:

What does this sign mean?

There's a Mystery Spot at the next exit.

[1995hoo]

April 4, 2026:

What does this sign mean?

Choose Your Own Adventure ahead—multiple exits are signed for the same destination, and if you choose the wrong one, you may suffer a gruesome death or prison or the like.

[Big John]

April 4, 2026:

What does this sign mean?

The ? on a blue background is for info. On a red background, it means the info is a red herring.

[GaryV]

April 4, 2026:

What does this sign mean?

Red light district information center.

[formulanone]

April 4, 2026:

What does this sign mean?

See, that sign is shown upside down. And that's understandable if you don't have the 1987 PBCMUTCD* it must be displayed wherever graphing hooks could be in use on quadrille boulevards during Silver Alerts.

* Palm Beach County Mutterings Understood to Calm Dodderers.

[jeffandnicole]

April 5, 2026:

How should you respond if someone wishes you a Happy Easter?

[formulanone]

April 5, 2026:

How should you respond if someone wishes you a Happy Easter?

Three Easters make one Wester, at current exchange rates.

[xonhulu]

April 5, 2026:

How should you respond if someone wishes you a Happy Easter?

Remind them of starving children in Africa and war in the Middle East. Then go find a puppy to kick.

[The_Ginger]

April 5, 2026:

How should you respond if someone wishes you a Happy Easter?

The only time I'll defy this thread:

"Thank you! Happy Easter to you, as well."

[Max Rockatansky]

April 5, 2026:

How should you respond if someone wishes you a Happy Easter?

STFU or I'll you'll end up in a roundabout like this guy:

https://flic.kr/p/2rZcqhG

[GaryV]

April 5, 2026:

How should you respond if someone wishes you a Happy Easter?

Merry Christmas. ('Twas said at least twice in church this morning, but leading the conversation, not following.)

[PNWRoadgeek]

April 5, 2026:

How should you respond if someone wishes you a Happy Easter?

DUAAFAFO

[TheCatalyst31]

April 5, 2026:

How should you respond if someone wishes you a Happy Easter?

Happy in Easterton? You must have taken the B3098 road, since obscure numbered highways are the only true source of happiness.

[1995hoo]

April 5, 2026:

How should you respond if someone wishes you a Happy Easter?

[LilianaUwU]

April 5, 2026:

How should you respond if someone wishes you a Happy Easter?

Wish them a Happy Passover.

[vdeane]

April 5, 2026:

How should you respond if someone wishes you a Happy Easter?

Happy First Contact Day

[kphoger]

But of course, this is a roads forum, so the conversation starter should be road-related.

April 5, 2026:

How should you respond if someone wishes you a Happy Easter?

I'm disappointed in the lack of road-related responses.

Notwithstanding any other provisions of the vehicle code, the driver of any vehicle, unless otherwise directed by a police officer, upon the approach of a vehicle or pedestrian making legal use of an audible signal to have a happy Easter, shall give a similar audible signal when necessary, and shall exercise proper precaution upon observing any child or any obviously confused, incapacitated or intoxicated person.

[xonhulu]

I'm disappointed in the lack of road-related responses.

Great, now we have displeased The Grand Alan.

I will try to win back His favor:


April 6th, 2026:

Keeping with the theme of Easter, what dead highway or highway-related project/feature should be resurrected?

[JayhawkCO]

April 6th, 2026:

Keeping with the theme of Easter, what dead highway or highway-related project/feature should be resurrected?

Appian Way expansion to Albania.

[PColumbus73]

April 6th, 2026:

Keeping with the theme of Easter, what dead highway or highway-related project/feature should be resurrected?

The Francis Scott Key Bridge

[kphoger]

April 6th, 2026:

Keeping with the theme of Easter, what dead highway or highway-related project/feature should be resurrected?

The Ponquogue Parkway.  As part of this, Robert Moses will also be resurrected as the commission's director.

[CoreySamson]

April 6th, 2026:

Keeping with the theme of Easter, what dead highway or highway-related project/feature should be resurrected?

We should resurrect the I-40 Overton Park routing in Memphis. The animals in the Memphis Zoo will love a massive freeway bridge running over top of their enclosures.

[Max Rockatansky]

I'm disappointed in the lack of road-related responses.

Great, now we have displeased The Grand Alan.

I will try to win back His favor:


April 6th, 2026:

Keeping with the theme of Easter, what dead highway or highway-related project/feature should be resurrected?

CA 69 because Jesus is nice.