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[formulanone]

April 16, 2026: What TV programs would AARoads TV have?

The Trafficways of San Francisco
Dual Carriageway to Heaven
Sesame Throughfare
Hill Boulevard Blues
Night Plaza

[kphoger]

The Trafficways of San Francisco
Dual Carriageway to Heaven
Sesame Throughfare
Hill Boulevard Blues
Night Plaza

The Real Housewives of Breezewood

[PColumbus73]

The Trafficways of San Francisco
Dual Carriageway to Heaven
Sesame Throughfare
Hill Boulevard Blues
Night Plaza

The Real Housewives of Breezewood

238 Things I Hate About You

[kphoger]

The Trafficways of San Francisco
Dual Carriageway to Heaven
Sesame Throughfare
Hill Boulevard Blues
Night Plaza

The Real Housewives of Breezewood

238 Things I Hate About You

Alan's Heroes — a humorous yet patriotic sitcom that takes place during the secret war with Nimbya, portraying King Rendell as a bumbling fool

[Max Rockatansky]

Reading Roundabout - A children's program with each episode based on a featured children's book, which is discovered through a number of on-location roundabouts. 

I really dig the intro theme for this show:

Butterfly in the left lane, I can go twice as fast
Take a look, it's in a median
A Reading Roundabout!
I can go free flowing
Friends to hit, and ways to crash into
A Reading Roundabout!

I can be anything
Take a look, it's in a median
A Reading Roundabout
Reading Roundabout!
A Reading Roundabout
Reading Roundabout!

[kphoger]

Reading Roundabout - A children's program with each episode based on a featured children's book, which is discovered through a number of on-location roundabouts.

The Magic Roundabout Bus

[The_Ginger]

April 16, 2026: What TV programs would AARoads TV have?

Letting the Paint Dry: A 24-7 show that plays footage from line paint trucks painting.

Blocked: The stories of all blocked users on the AARoads Forum. Now including testimonials!
These other responses have been one of the most entertaining responses that I've read since joining. Good work!

[kphoger]

Blocked: The stories of all blocked users on the AARoads Forum. Now including testimonials!

In this intimate and shocking exposé, we take an in-depth look at the policies—or lack thereof—and actions of the AARoads forum moderation staff, and the real lives that have been affected by them.  Join us as we listen to the stories of ex-forum members like Fred, a hard-working auto mechanic from Chicago who suffered an onslaught of hostility and was ultimately run off the forum.  Hear from disaffected forum members like Scott, an elderly gentleman from Richmond who was viciously attacked for his hobbies, whose calls for legacy stewardship fell on deaf ears, and who ultimately had to step away from the forum that had previously been his only means of social interaction.  These stories, and many more like them, paint a stark and disturbing picture of widespread systemic animosity and xenophobia toward anyone who doesn't fit the mold of the "ideal" viatologist—as it is defined by the moderation staff and veteran members of the forum—and we're sharing them with you tonight at 6:00 Central, 7:00 Eastern, right here on AARoads TV.  Hope to see you then!

[ModernDayWarrior]

April 16, 2026: What TV programs would AARoads TV have?

The Dukes of Hazard - chronicles of bicyclehazard duking it out with over 200 governments, forcing them to obey road laws

[kphoger]

The Dukes of Hazard - chronicles of bicyclehazard duking it out with over 200 governments, forcing them to obey road laws

Oh, snap!  You're good at this...

[LilianaUwU]

April 16, 2026: What TV programs would AARoads TV have?

There ought to be some place for reruns of the Glen Larson series The Highwayman, right?

[The_Ginger]

Blocked: The stories of all blocked users on the AARoads Forum. Now including testimonials!

In this intimate and shocking exposé, we take an in-depth look at the policies—or lack thereof—and actions of the AARoads forum moderation staff, and the real lives that have been affected by them.  Join us as we listen to the stories of ex-forum members like Fred, a hard-working auto mechanic from Chicago who suffered an onslaught of hostility and was ultimately run off the forum.  Hear from disaffected forum members like Scott, an elderly gentleman from Richmond who was viciously attacked for his hobbies, whose calls for legacy stewardship fell on deaf ears, and who ultimately had to step away from the forum that had previously been his only means of social interaction.  These stories, and many more like them, paint a stark and disturbing picture of widespread systemic animosity and xenophobia toward anyone who doesn't fit the mold of the "ideal" viatologist—as it is defined by the moderation staff and veteran members of the forum—and we're sharing them with you tonight at 6:00 Central, 7:00 Eastern, right here on AARoads TV.  Hope to see you then!

This is amazing. I love it.

[Max Rockatansky]

Tonight at 8 PM eastern the AAroads TV movie feature Impleasable Me. 

[kphoger]

April 16, 2026: What TV programs would AARoads TV have?

The History Channel presents The Alans:  a seven-part documentary directed and produced by Ken Burns, covering the lives of the Grand Unified Alans of Alanland

[TheCatalyst31]

April 16, 2026: What TV programs would AARoads TV have?

In a partnership with Hallmark, a Gemerton's Day movie marathon, featuring a series of movies about how a Helsinki transportation planner comes home to Souky to celebrate Gemerton's Day with her family. She then falls in love with a single dad who runs the town's only sign shop, which they save from bankruptcy together.

[Max Rockatansky]

April 16, 2026: What TV programs would AARoads TV have?

In a partnership with Hallmark, a Gemerton's Day movie marathon, featuring a series of movies about how a Helsinki transportation planner named Sault Sainte John Madden comes home to Souky to celebrate Gemerton's Day with her family. She then falls in love with a single dad who runs the town's only sign shop, which they save from bankruptcy together.  They spend a magical Christmas together in the epilogue at an Arctic Island Gulag.

FIFY

[pderocco]

April 16, 2026: What TV programs would AARoads TV have?

Scenic Highways of Limon

[kphoger]

April 16, 2026: What TV programs would AARoads TV have?

Shrubs — A mini-series about U.S. Federal Route 31 Dub

[Scott5114]

April 16, 2026: What TV programs would AARoads TV have?

Six hours of Road Guy Rob reruns.

[Max Rockatansky]

Top Chef Gas Station

[Scott5114]

2026-04-17:

You personally must have a plan to repopulate Gloversville, New York on my desk by five o'clock, or you're fired from whatever it is you do around here, and I mean it, buster!

[Great Lakes Roads]

April 16, 2026: What TV programs would AARoads TV have?

Reruns of Control City Freak on Control Cities!

[Max Rockatansky]

2026-04-17:

You personally must have a plan to repopulate Gloversville, New York on my desk by five o'clock, or you're fired from whatever it is you do around here, and I mean it, buster!

Just copy the homework P13 did for his Arctic Island Gulag system.

[I-55]

2026-04-17:

You personally must have a plan to repopulate Gloversville, New York on my desk by five o'clock, or you're fired from whatever it is you do around here, and I mean it, buster!

Expand its city limits to incorporate all unincorporated parts of New York

[kphoger]

2026-04-17:

You personally must have a plan to repopulate Gloversville, New York on my desk by five o'clock, or you're fired from whatever it is you do around here, and I mean it, buster!

Buses full of undocumented immigrants, coming up from the Texas border.