Daily conversation: What is the worst possible answer?

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Scott5114

#4025
April 28, 2026, 01:28:01 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on April 28, 2026, 12:54:21 PM
Quote from: vdeane on April 28, 2026, 12:41:46 PM42

That's actually what Google AI told me is a common answer to the question.

That's just a distillation of an answer they got from a much larger AI.
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kphoger

#4026
April 28, 2026, 01:30:12 PM  
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

kphoger

#4027
April 28, 2026, 02:21:03 PM  
Quote from: GaryV on April 28, 2026, 10:02:54 AMApril 28, 2026:

"How many roads must a man walk down"?

A man must walk down 27 roads before he admits he's lost and asks for directions.
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

kphoger

#4028
April 28, 2026, 02:24:01 PM  
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

The_Ginger

#4029
April 28, 2026, 02:26:21 PM  
Quote from: GaryV on April 28, 2026, 10:02:54 AMApril 28, 2026:

"How many roads must a man walk down"?
Approximately 77% less than the average market share. :thumbsup:

GaryV

#4030
April 28, 2026, 04:50:29 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on April 28, 2026, 10:22:29 AMThe answer, my friend, is zero.  If he's really a man, then he never walks down a road.  He only ever walks uphill.  Both ways.  In the snow.

Against the blowing wind.

PNWRoadgeek

#4031
April 28, 2026, 06:59:15 PM  
Quote from: GaryV on April 28, 2026, 10:02:54 AMApril 28, 2026:

"How many roads must a man walk down"?
None.
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pderocco

#4032
April 28, 2026, 08:02:23 PM  
Quote from: Scott5114 on April 25, 2026, 04:46:15 PM
Quote from: vdeane on April 25, 2026, 02:53:33 PM04/25/2026: What road-related questions should be asked on prediction markets like Polymarket?

When will the next AASHTO minutes be released?
Any minute.

TheCatalyst31

#4033
April 28, 2026, 08:22:50 PM  
Quote from: GaryV on April 28, 2026, 10:02:54 AMApril 28, 2026:

"How many roads must a man walk down"?
Just M-185. The rest of them typically allow cars.

kphoger

#4034
April 28, 2026, 08:52:29 PM  
Quote from: TheCatalyst31 on April 28, 2026, 08:22:50 PMJust M-185. The rest of them typically allow cars.

This is for worst, not best.
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

Great Lakes Roads

#4035
April 29, 2026, 12:30:10 AM  
Quote from: GaryV on April 28, 2026, 10:02:54 AMApril 28, 2026:

"How many roads must a man walk down"?

One. Interstate 878.
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LilianaUwU

#4036
April 29, 2026, 12:52:43 AM  
Quote from: GaryV on April 28, 2026, 10:02:54 AMApril 28, 2026:

"How many roads must a man walk down"?
*insert incredibly unfunny and forced trans joke here*
"Volcano with no fire... Not volcano... Just mountain."
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My pronouns are she/her, no matter what you think about that.

NE2

#4037
April 29, 2026, 03:43:07 AM  
April 29, 2026:

Why is traffic stopped here?
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formulanone

#4038
April 29, 2026, 05:51:55 AM  
QuoteApril 28, 2026:

"How many roads must a man walk down"?

It is not the "how" but the "what", in this hobby.

MikeTheActuary

#4039
April 29, 2026, 06:52:17 AM  
Quote from: NE2 on April 29, 2026, 03:43:07 AMApril 29, 2026:

Why is traffic stopped here?
Because the business owners of Breezewood, PA have political clout.

The_Ginger

#4040
April 29, 2026, 07:00:21 AM  
Quote from: NE2 on April 29, 2026, 03:43:07 AMApril 29, 2026:

Why is traffic stopped here?

They saw a cool cloud formation.

GaryV

#4041
April 29, 2026, 07:15:40 AM  
Quote from: NE2 on April 29, 2026, 03:43:07 AMApril 29, 2026:

Why is traffic stopped here?


Because of the unseen tar pit they drove into, after a double-bottom lost its load.

1995hoo

#4042
April 29, 2026, 07:44:12 AM  
Quote from: NE2 on April 29, 2026, 03:43:07 AMApril 29, 2026:

Why is traffic stopped here?

They're confused by the sign. They've all heard of Red China, but they've never heard of Red Japan and they're wondering what and where it is.

(I think it was either Takumi or kurumi who referred to a sign like that without the word "Red" as a "No Turn on Japan" sign. The forum search didn't turn up the original post with that reference to allow me to credit the correct person.)
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

PColumbus73

#4043
April 29, 2026, 08:28:32 AM  
Quote from: NE2 on April 29, 2026, 03:43:07 AMApril 29, 2026:

Why is traffic stopped here?


It's a drag race signal, you can't hear it, but they're all revving their engines.

kphoger

#4044
April 29, 2026, 09:09:44 AM  
There are cars in front of them.

Quote from: NE2 on April 29, 2026, 03:43:07 AMApril 29, 2026:

Why is traffic stopped here?

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

hotdogPi

#4045
April 29, 2026, 09:25:21 AM  
Quote from: NE2 on April 29, 2026, 03:43:07 AMApril 29, 2026:

Why is traffic stopped here?
[let's not take up extra screen space; we've seen the image many times]

They can't move because you're blocking the way taking a photo.
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1995hoo

#4046
April 29, 2026, 10:52:04 AM  
Quote from: hotdogPi on April 29, 2026, 09:25:21 AM
Quote from: NE2 on April 29, 2026, 03:43:07 AMApril 29, 2026:

Why is traffic stopped here?
[let's not take up extra screen space; we've seen the image many times]

They can't move because you're blocking the way taking a photo.

Quote from: kphoger on January 13, 2026, 09:30:50 AM
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

kurumi

#4047
April 29, 2026, 11:12:36 AM  
Quote from: NE2 on April 29, 2026, 03:43:07 AMApril 29, 2026:

Why is traffic stopped here?


The dad from the 70s show is standing there and a Lakers cheerleader is flirting with him even though the sign specifically prohibits this
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JayhawkCO

#4048
April 29, 2026, 11:53:11 AM  
Quote from: NE2 on April 29, 2026, 03:43:07 AMApril 29, 2026:

Why is traffic stopped here?


The obvious bad weather.

kphoger

#4049
April 29, 2026, 04:03:32 PM  
Oh, I just figured it out.

Quote from: NE2 on April 29, 2026, 03:43:07 AMApril 29, 2026:

Why is traffic stopped here?

Because the light is red.
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.
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