Daily conversation: What is the worst possible answer?

[The_Ginger]

04 JUN 2026

What should the control cities be for I-355?

NB Nowhere
SB Somewhere

NB Somewhere
SB Anywhere

[The_Ginger]

04 JUN 2026

What should the control cities be for I-355?

From east to south and north or west:
I-366
Alanland
Limon
H.E. Bailey Turnpike
WV 68
Texas
New Mexico

[vdeane]

04 JUN 2026

What should the control cities be for I-355?

Exactly what they are now

[kphoger]

Exactly what they are now

Ooooohhh, you're good at this game.

[1995hoo]

04 JUN 2026

What should the control cities be for I-355?

Rather than a city, it will be signed as going to Interstate 74. This is to continue the theme set by the I-355 route number and the road's new 74-mph speed limit that is set to reflect that route number.

[akotchi]

04 JUN 2026

What should the control cities be for I-355?

One Way
The Other Way

[PColumbus73]

04 JUN 2026

What should the control cities be for I-355?

other Chicago Suburbs

[TheHighwayMan3561]

04 JUN 2026

What should the control cities be for I-355?

other Chicago Suburbs

Northeast Suburbs

(Warning: Road under water, permanently)

[kkt]

6-2-2026: What is the most useful 3Di in the Interstate system?

I-305 California.

[kphoger]

05 JUN 2026

In West Virginia, what are HARP routes?

[Mapmikey]

05 JUN 2026

In West Virginia, what are HARP routes?

Holes And Rough Pavement

[1995hoo]

05 JUN 2026

In West Virginia, what are HARP routes?

Those are the roads where you'll be prosecuted if you don't drink a certain Irish beer while driving.

[Big John]

05 JUN 2026

In West Virginia, what are HARP routes?

You have to play the instrument while driving.

[kphoger]

05 JUN 2026

In West Virginia, what are HARP routes?

These are roads on which, in accordance with the state vehicle code defining them, your wife is required to harp on you for driving too fast, or for driving too slow, or for following too close behind the truck in front of you, or for crowding the center line too closely, or for getting too close to the edge line—and there's nothing you can do about it.

[1995hoo]

My wife does that regardless of road. I'd like a road on which it's illegal for her to do that.

[JayhawkCO]

05 JUN 2026

In West Virginia, what are HARP routes?

Roads that lead to Little Caesar's locations, so you can buy a Hot And Ready Pizza.

[CoreySamson]

05 JUN 2026

In West Virginia, what are HARP routes?

They are routes where the only drivers are right-wing QAnon conspiracy nuts complaining about chemtrails, the government controlling the weather, and that the earth is flat. These kinds of people are found most often in West Virginia.

A letter off, but close enough.

[xonhulu]

05 JUN 2026

In West Virginia, what are HARP routes?

Roads that lead to Little Caesar's locations, so you can buy a Hot And Ready Pizza.

Or the local specialty, a Hot And Roadkill Pizza.

[kphoger]

They are routes where the only drivers are right-wing QAnon conspiracy nuts complaining about chemtrails, the government controlling the weather, and that the earth is flat.

You know, of all the flerfer posts I've seen on Facebook, I don't think any of them were actually complaining that the Earth was flat...

[Big John]

05 JUN 2026

In West Virginia, what are HARP routes?

They are routes where the only drivers are right-wing QAnon conspiracy nuts complaining about chemtrails, the government controlling the weather, and that the earth is flat. These kinds of people are found most often in West Virginia.

A letter off, but close enough.

A letter off, but HARPO routes are to be ridden by cars Oprah gave away.

[The_Ginger]

05 JUN 2026

In West Virginia, what are HARP routes?

These are roads on which, in accordance with the state vehicle code defining them, your wife is required to harp on you for driving too fast, or for driving too slow, or for following too close behind the truck in front of you, or for crowding the center line too closely, or for getting too close to the edge line—and there's nothing you can do about it.

This is even more of a worst answer because 99% of these roads don't have center lines, posted speed limits, trucks, or painted lines.

[The_Ginger]

05 JUN 2026

In West Virginia, what are HARP routes?

The West Virginia Division of Highways has too much money, so they take over residential roads to maintain out of the goodness of their heart.

[The_Ginger]

05 JUN 2026

In West Virginia, what are HARP routes?

4-lane, controlled access, divided highways with speed limits of 75 miles per hour. Most of these highways are less than 0.4 miles long.

[pderocco]

05 JUN 2026

In West Virginia, what are HARP routes?

Routes on which, if you're not careful, you'll be trading your car for a harp.

[xonhulu]

05 JUN 2026

In West Virginia, what are HARP routes?

It stands for Hallelujah, Are Road is Paved!