Daily conversation: What is the worst possible answer?

[NE2]

05 JUN 2026

In West Virginia, what are HARP routes?

Roads that lead to Bardstown.

[The_Ginger]

05 JUN 2026

In West Virginia, what are HARP routes?

It stands for Hallelujah, Are Road is Paved!

https://maps.app.goo.gl/DGSX8BoTtFU2DA3H7       

[TheCatalyst31]

05 JUN 2026

In West Virginia, what are HARP routes?

Roads that are in such bad condition, you spend the entire drive harping on how terrible they are.

[formulanone]

June 6, 2026

The Monaco Grand Prix is this weekend, and it is one of the oldest road courses, having used the public streets and roads of Monte Carlo since 1929. How would you change the roads to improve the racing?

[Max Rockatansky]

June 6, 2026

The Monaco Grand Prix is this weekend, and it is one of the oldest road courses, having used the public streets and roads of Monte Carlo since 1929. How would you change the roads to improve the racing?

Keep the streets open to regular traffic during the race.

[Big John]

June 6, 2026

The Monaco Grand Prix is this weekend, and it is one of the oldest road courses, having used the public streets and roads of Monte Carlo since 1929. How would you change the roads to improve the racing?

Make the roads 2-way traffic during the race 🏁

[GaryV]

June 6, 2026

The Monaco Grand Prix is this weekend, and it is one of the oldest road courses, having used the public streets and roads of Monte Carlo since 1929. How would you change the roads to improve the racing?

Scatter bandit's porta-potties filled with random junk throughout the course.
https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=37217.msg3047911#msg3047911

[hotdogPi]

June 6, 2026

The Monaco Grand Prix is this weekend, and it is one of the oldest road courses, having used the public streets and roads of Monte Carlo since 1929. How would you change the roads to improve the racing?

Scatter bandit's porta-potties filled with random junk throughout the course.
https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=37217.msg3047911#msg3047911

don't forget the blue shells

[NE2]

June 6, 2026

The Monaco Grand Prix is this weekend, and it is one of the oldest road courses, having used the public streets and roads of Monte Carlo since 1929. How would you change the roads to improve the racing?

Build a bunch of tunnels under the city.

[Mapmikey]

June 6, 2026

The Monaco Grand Prix is this weekend, and it is one of the oldest road courses, having used the public streets and roads of Monte Carlo since 1929. How would you change the roads to improve the racing?

Speed humps. They should have crosswalks on them painted like checkered flags to let pedestrians know they are finished.

[xonhulu]

June 6, 2026

The Monaco Grand Prix is this weekend, and it is one of the oldest road courses, having used the public streets and roads of Monte Carlo since 1929. How would you change the roads to improve the racing?

Put up toll booths, exact change only.

[The_Ginger]

June 6, 2026

The Monaco Grand Prix is this weekend, and it is one of the oldest road courses, having used the public streets and roads of Monte Carlo since 1929. How would you change the roads to improve the racing?

Dig up the existing road surface and resurface it with ungraded earth.

[MikeTheActuary]

June 6, 2026

The Monaco Grand Prix is this weekend, and it is one of the oldest road courses, having used the public streets and roads of Monte Carlo since 1929. How would you change the roads to improve the racing?

Dukes of Hazard style obstacles left on the course.

[ModernDayWarrior]

June 6, 2026

The Monaco Grand Prix is this weekend, and it is one of the oldest road courses, having used the public streets and roads of Monte Carlo since 1929. How would you change the roads to improve the racing?

Since Monaco is well-known for its casinos, they should install drive-thru betting kiosks along the course so the drivers can stop and place wagers while they race.

[TheCatalyst31]

June 6, 2026

The Monaco Grand Prix is this weekend, and it is one of the oldest road courses, having used the public streets and roads of Monte Carlo since 1929. How would you change the roads to improve the racing?

Crashes make for good TV, so turn every intersection along the route into a crash prone modern roundabout.

[kphoger]

Wow, some of these answers have been amazingly bad!  Bravo!

↓  This one was my favorite.  ↓

Keep the streets open to regular traffic during the race.

[The_Ginger]

8 JUN 2026

Updated and high-quality aerial imagery can be a boon for road enthusiasts who want to check out how a construction project is coming along. What's the best way to acquire this imagery?

[Max Rockatansky]

8 JUN 2026

Updated and high-quality aerial imagery can be a boon for road enthusiasts who want to check out how a construction project is coming along. What's the best way to acquire this imagery?

Helicopters with grappling hooks.  The hooks while normally used for air lifting cars can also be used to obtain high end aerial photography. 

[PColumbus73]

8 JUN 2026

Updated and high-quality aerial imagery can be a boon for road enthusiasts who want to check out how a construction project is coming along. What's the best way to acquire this imagery?

Google Skypigeons

In New York City: regular pigeons

[GaryV]

8 JUN 2026

Updated and high-quality aerial imagery can be a boon for road enthusiasts who want to check out how a construction project is coming along. What's the best way to acquire this imagery?

Steal some drones from Iran or Russia and reprogram them.

[kphoger]

8 JUN 2026

Updated and high-quality aerial imagery can be a boon for road enthusiasts who want to check out how a construction project is coming along. What's the best way to acquire this imagery?

Hack into Landsat directly from your home computer.

[Mapmikey]

8 JUN 2026

Updated and high-quality aerial imagery can be a boon for road enthusiasts who want to check out how a construction project is coming along. What's the best way to acquire this imagery?

Sketch artists using Angled trampolines

[The_Ginger]

8 JUN 2026

Updated and high-quality aerial imagery can be a boon for road enthusiasts who want to check out how a construction project is coming along. What's the best way to acquire this imagery?

Sketch artists using trebuchets

That's a good one, but I've edited your post above to include a better way to get the sketch artists in the air. 

[Big John]

8 JUN 2026

Updated and high-quality aerial imagery can be a boon for road enthusiasts who want to check out how a construction project is coming along. What's the best way to acquire this imagery?

A.I. renditions.

[kphoger]

A.I.

That's cheating, because A.I. is always the worst possible answer.