Daily conversation: What is the worst possible answer?

[MikeTheActuary]

8 JUN 2026

Updated and high-quality aerial imagery can be a boon for road enthusiasts who want to check out how a construction project is coming along. What's the best way to acquire this imagery?

3 year-olds with crayons in hot-air balloons.

[xonhulu]

8 JUN 2026

Updated and high-quality aerial imagery can be a boon for road enthusiasts who want to check out how a construction project is coming along. What's the best way to acquire this imagery?

Omnipresence.

[1995hoo]

8 JUN 2026

Updated and high-quality aerial imagery can be a boon for road enthusiasts who want to check out how a construction project is coming along. What's the best way to acquire this imagery?

Rent the General Lee and jump the areas you want to view.

[Scott5114]

What do you think:  With or without the black background?

I'm pretty sure that when that sign was posted, Nevada was still using white background shields.

Of course, on freeway signs, the correct shield at that time was something like this one.

In any case, the number 139 implies that Chicago is now part of Churchill County.

[Scott5114]

04 JUN 2026

What should the control cities be for I-355?

Downers Grove
other Flat Cities

[TheCatalyst31]

8 JUN 2026

Updated and high-quality aerial imagery can be a boon for road enthusiasts who want to check out how a construction project is coming along. What's the best way to acquire this imagery?

The camera peripheral for the Nintendo Game Boy.

[Max Rockatansky]

8 JUN 2026

Updated and high-quality aerial imagery can be a boon for road enthusiasts who want to check out how a construction project is coming along. What's the best way to acquire this imagery?

The camera peripheral for the Nintendo Game Boy.

What are you running from?

[NE2]

8 JUN 2026

Updated and high-quality aerial imagery can be a boon for road enthusiasts who want to check out how a construction project is coming along. What's the best way to acquire this imagery?

Using the mirror that NASA left on the moon.

[hotdogPi]

June 9, 2026: Today is 6/9.

Fill in the blank.

"No left turn 6-9 AM except _______"

[Max Rockatansky]

June 9, 2026: Today is 6/9.

Fill in the blank.

"No left turn 6-9 AM except _______"

Nice...

[I-55]

June 9, 2026: Today is 6/9.

Fill in the blank.

"No left turn 6-9 AM except _______"

When Turning Right

[Big John]

June 9, 2026: Today is 6/9.

Fill in the blank.

"No left turn 6-9 AM except _______"

those with the loudest carhorns.

[kphoger]

June 9, 2026: Today is 6/9.

Fill in the blank.

"No left turn 6-9 AM except _______"

No left turn 6-9 AM except 8:35 AM

[The_Ginger]

June 9, 2026: Today is 6/9.

Fill in the blank.

"No left turn 6-9 AM except _______"

when turning left

[kphoger]

when turning left

In this thread, we try and limit the number of references to the Alanland vehicle code.

[The_Ginger]

when turning left

In this thread, we try and limit the number of references to the Alanland vehicle code.

Ahh! I didn't know such a thing existed when I made my post. Is there any official link to this code?

[MikeTheActuary]

June 9, 2026: Today is 6/9.

Fill in the blank.

"No left turn 6-9 AM except _______"

...on days ending with "y".

[kphoger]

the Alanland vehicle code.

Ahh! I didn't know such a thing existed when I made my post. Is there any official link to this code?

http://alan.alanland.gov/legis/statutes/rev2012/sec6/hvc/english/index.html

[wanderer2575]

June 9, 2026: Today is 6/9.

Fill in the blank.

"No left turn 6-9 AM except _______"

... if you have a really good reason.

[kphoger]

June 9, 2026: Today is 6/9.

Fill in the blank.

"No left turn 6-9 AM except _______"

No left turn 6-9 AM except from center lane

No left turn 6-9 AM except to pass

No left turn 6-9 AM except electric vehicles

No left turn 6-9 AM except ♿

No left turn 6-9 AM except for Earl

[PColumbus73]

June 9, 2026: Today is 6/9.

Fill in the blank.

"No left turn 6-9 AM except _______"

When Blowing Your Nose*

_{Blowing your nose while driving is illegal in the Perkins Union}

[kphoger]

When Blowing Your Nose

You know...  When I'm driving around a curve, or approaching a stop, or something like that where spatial awareness is especially important—I hate it when I have to sneeze, because I don't to have to close my eyes even for that one second.

[vdeane]

when turning left

In this thread, we try and limit the number of references to the Alanland vehicle code.

I thought that was this one:

June 9, 2026: Today is 6/9.

Fill in the blank.

"No left turn 6-9 AM except _______"

When Turning Right

[GaryV]

June 9, 2026: Today is 6/9.

Fill in the blank.

"No left turn 6-9 AM except _______"

... when it will cause a multi-car backup behind you.

[formulanone]

"No left turn 6-9 AM except _______"

"...After C, or when sounded like A in Seattle and Ænima, and on the third Thursday of the month when Opposeti Dei occurs ief their's a waexing creiscent baccus üf parade praperashuns.

Or if an official waves you through."

- Alabama State Constitution (1979) 192.0.0.0