Daily conversation: What is the worst possible answer?

[xonhulu]

11 JUN 2026

What's the ideal height of a bridge?

It occurs between 6:45 and 7:45 in Stairway to Heaven.

[kurumi]

11 JUN 2026

What's the ideal height of a bridge?

You can't predict such a thing. Just keep rebuilding it 6 inches higher until trucks stop hitting it

[Big John]

11 JUN 2026

What's the ideal height of a bridge?

You can't predict such a thing. Just keep rebuilding it 6 inches higher until trucks stop hitting it

[TheCatalyst31]

11 JUN 2026

What's the ideal height of a bridge?

Three inches shorter than the height of a standard rental truck, to generate the maximum number of funny videos.

[pderocco]

11 JUN 2026

What's the ideal height of a bridge?

Just high enough that the supports reach the ground.

[Max Rockatansky]

11 JUN 2026

What's the ideal height of a bridge?

It's not the height of the bridge that counts.  It's what you do with it. 

That and a thick meaty width pleases the ladies more than height.

[kphoger]

It's not the height of the bridge that counts.  It's what you do with it.

Like, ram it with your NeoPanamax ship?

[formulanone]

11 JUN 2026

What's the ideal height of a bridge?

Three inches shorter than the height of a standard rental truck, to generate the maximum number of funny videos.

I think we can all agree on something: audiences deserve an elevated bandshell attached to the side of the bridge abutment, for an accompaniment of live foley sound effects artists and room for the live camera operators with their equipment.

NeoPanamax?

Who's That Pokémon?

[ModernDayWarrior]

11 JUN 2026

What's the ideal height of a bridge?

Trick question--there isn't one. Bridges are inherently unsafe and should never be built. They should all be tunnels instead.

[The_Ginger]

11 JUN 2026

What's the ideal height of a bridge?

Trick question--there isn't one. Bridges are inherently unsafe and should never be built. They should all be tunnels instead.

I'm confident that that's the winner! 

[vdeane]

6/13/2026 - When will the Gordie Howe Bridge open?

[The_Ginger]

6/13/2026 - When will the Gordie Howe Bridge open?

July 2947.

[The_Ginger]

6/13/2026 - When will the Gordie Howe Bridge open?

When the I-73/I-74 High-Priority Corridor has been fully completed to Interstate Standards.

[GaryV]

6/13/2026 - When will the Gordie Howe Bridge open?

Just before the Ambassador Bridge can no longer be maintained and falls down.

[TheCatalyst31]

6/13/2026 - When will the Gordie Howe Bridge open?

As soon as it gets out of the penalty box.

[Big John]

6/13/2026 - When will the Gordie Howe Bridge open?

26 years from now, the length of his career.

[Max Rockatansky]

6/13/2026 - When will the Gordie Howe Bridge open?

Relax. Relax. Relax.

I'm sure it will be open by early Spring 2026.

[NE2]

6/13/2026 - When will the Gordie Howe Bridge open?

8/6/47

[Great Lakes Roads]

6/13/2026 - When will the Gordie Howe Bridge open?

4/5/47

[interstatefan990]

6/13/2026 - When will the Gordie Howe Bridge open?

When Canada becomes the 51st state.

[vdeane]

6/13/2026 - When will the Gordie Howe Bridge open?

Relax. Relax. Relax.

I'm sure it will be open by early Spring 2026.

You mean in a month or so?

[Max Rockatansky]

6/13/2026 - When will the Gordie Howe Bridge open?

Relax. Relax. Relax.

I'm sure it will be open by early Spring 2026.

You mean in a month or so?

Yes, in the past. 

[formulanone]

6/13/2026 - When will the Gordie Howe Bridge open?

2OT

[pderocco]

6/13/2026 - When will the Gordie Howe Bridge open?

It's not open?!?

Hmm. That explains why nobody checked my passport.

[The_Ginger]

15 JUN 2026

Jackson County Route 2/18 is a small loop along WV 68 just north of Ravenswood, W. Va. Coming in at 0.32 miles (0.51 km), it is 0.9 miles longer than simply taking WV 68, and it is less improved, with just one lane of concrete. What can WVDOH do to make traffic take this route instead of WV 68?