Daily conversation: What is the worst possible answer?

[kphoger]

July 16, 2026:

Where is there a route 9 near me?

https://route9community.com/store-locator/

https://maps.app.goo.gl/24N4AuRY7Zr3wuKW6

[I-55]

July 16, 2026:

Where is there a route 9 near me?

Everyone has a route 9 near them, but there are no other route 9's anywhere else.

[The_Ginger]

July 16, 2026:

Where is there a route 9 near me?

Where isn't there a Route 9?

[kphoger]

July 16, 2026:

Where is there a route 9 near me?

[Max Rockatansky]

July 16, 2026:

Where is there a route 9 near me?

Where isn't there a Route 9?

Nevada

[kphoger]

Where isn't there a Route 9?

Nevada

Sorry, the worst answer is actually Texas.

[I-55]

July 16, 2026:

Where is there a route 9 near me?

Where isn't there a Route 9?

Delaware Bay

[wanderer2575]

July 16, 2026:

Where is there a route 9 near me?

Between the Ohio line and Lansing, after you fire up the DeLorean for 1939.

[xonhulu]

July 16, 2026:

Where is there a route 9 near me?

Nah, ya don't want the 9, it's a parking lot right now. Instead, take the 5 south to the 405 north, but stay in the 4th lane so you can merge onto the 22 west. Once you get to Seal Beach, exit on Valley View and take that all the way down until it turns into Spring Street. Hang a left, take a right on Katella, and pass the In-N-Out on your right. Keep going through the light, take a quick jog left on Goldenwest, catch the PCH North, and just cruise that for about 20 minutes until you get there.  You can't miss it!

[cockroachking]

July 16, 2026:

Where is there a route 9 near me?

https://travelmapping.net/hb/showroute.php?r=aussa.a009

[I-57/Route 66 Fan]

Pekin, IL

[Molandfreak]

Pekin, IL

Who's Illinois peekin at?

[Max Rockatansky]

Pekin, IL

Who's Illinois peekin at?

The Flat one of course.

[Scott5114]

July 16, 2026:

Where is there a route 9 near me?

Where isn't there a Route 9?

Nevada

If you drink enough US 6 can fit the bill.

[TheCatalyst31]

July 16, 2026:

Where is there a route 9 near me?

Kanto. Watch out for Snorlaxes blocking the road.

[kphoger]

Who's Illinois peekin at?

The Flat one of course.

The correct answer is, —Illinois can peek at anyone it wants to because it's so flat that everyone else towers above it.

[pderocco]

Who's Illinois peekin at?

The Flat one of course.

The correct answer is, —Illinois can peek at anyone it wants to because it's so flat that everyone else towers above it.

It may be flat, but it's about 600 feet higher than Florida. So it won't be looking up Florida's dress.

[kphoger]

17 JUL 2026

What does this sign mean?

[NE2]

17 JUL 2026

What does this sign mean?

It's an attempt by transphobes to be inclusive by coloring their flag brown.

[LilianaUwU]

17 JUL 2026

What does this sign mean?

Segregation is cool again, huh?

[Max Rockatansky]

17 JUL 2026

What does this sign mean?

Parasitic diarrhea effects everyone

[Big John]

17 JUL 2026

What does this sign mean?

I am between 2 people

[The_Ginger]

17 JUL 2026

What does this sign mean?

There's a new alien species that is now part of the human race as just another gender. They are represented by a straight pole, and the people of that species are straight poles with no arms or legs.

[I-57/Route 66 Fan]

There are people made out of white construction paper ahead.

[vdeane]

17 JUL 2026

What does this sign mean?

There's a new alien species that is now part of the human race as just another gender. They are represented by a straight pole, and the people of that species are straight poles with no arms or legs.

Or, apparently, heads.