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Started by kphoger, July 17, 2025, 10:50:32 PM

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kphoger

23 JUL 2026

What is an "unmarked crosswalk"?

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Male pronouns, please.

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NE2

Quote from: kphoger on Today at 10:27:52 AM23 JUL 2026

What is an "unmarked crosswalk"?
A crosswalk whose paint gets ignored by drivers.
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Quote from: kphoger on Today at 10:27:52 AM23 JUL 2026

What is an "unmarked crosswalk"?
An unprotected (no traffic light or flashy light on sign) crosswalk that hasn't been marked with the remains of the last victim that attempted to cross.
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Quote from: kphoger on Today at 10:27:52 AM23 JUL 2026

What is an "unmarked crosswalk"?

Crosswalks that do not bear the white hand of Saruman
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kphoger

Quote from: kphoger on Today at 10:27:52 AM23 JUL 2026

What is an "unmarked crosswalk"?

Hidden pedestrian routes that only roadgeeks know about.

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

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Quote from: kphoger on Today at 10:27:52 AM23 JUL 2026

What is an "unmarked crosswalk"?

Crosswalks around which nobody has urinated to mark his territory.
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Quote from: kphoger on Today at 10:27:52 AM23 JUL 2026

What is an "unmarked crosswalk"?

Those are just crosswalks which lack someone named "Mark" who uses them regularly. 

Mapmikey

Quote from: kphoger on Today at 10:27:52 AM23 JUL 2026

What is an "unmarked crosswalk"?

A crucifixion route that has just been resurfaced.

Big John

Quote from: kphoger on Today at 10:27:52 AM23 JUL 2026

What is an "unmarked crosswalk"?
A crossing where no one is marked by a hitman.

kphoger

Quote from: kphoger on Today at 10:27:52 AM23 JUL 2026

What is an "unmarked crosswalk"?
Quote from: NE2 on Today at 10:36:52 AMA crosswalk whose paint gets ignored by drivers.

That is indeed a terrible answer, because all crosswalks' paint gets ignored by drivers.

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

kphoger

Quote from: kphoger on Today at 10:27:52 AM23 JUL 2026

What is an "unmarked crosswalk"?

A crosswalk whose location is not recorded in the city's database, so that, if one goes missing, there's no way to track where it ends up.

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

JayhawkCO

Quote from: kphoger on Today at 10:27:52 AM23 JUL 2026

What is an "unmarked crosswalk"?

A crosswalk left wide open to score a goal.

vdeane

Quote from: kphoger on Today at 10:27:52 AM23 JUL 2026

What is an "unmarked crosswalk"?
Wherever the pedestrian wants to cross that isn't a marked crosswalk
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Quote from: kphoger on Today at 10:27:52 AM23 JUL 2026

What is an "unmarked crosswalk"?
Where a Jaywalker crosses.
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