News:

Finished coding the back end of the AARoads main site using object-orientated programming. One major step closer to moving away from Wordpress!

Main Menu

Daily conversation: What is the worst possible answer?

Started by kphoger, July 17, 2025, 10:50:32 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

kphoger

19 SEP 2025

Shown below is the sign commonly found at Interstate on-ramps in Kansas.

What two prohibitions should be added to these?


He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.


GaryV

Quote from: kphoger on September 19, 2025, 11:07:48 AMWhat two prohibitions should be added to these?

Trucks and RV's.

(Oh, wait, maybe that's a best answer.)

1995hoo

Quote from: kphoger on September 19, 2025, 11:07:48 AM19 SEP 2025

Shown below is the sign commonly found at Interstate on-ramps in Kansas.

What two prohibitions should be added to these?



—Vehicles being driven by anyone other than 1995hoo whenever he is on the road (although he has never been to Kansas and doesn't know when he might get there, but does want to visit because it is one of nine states he has remaining)

—Vehicles bearing Kansas license plates, as their owners should be familiar with the alternate routes so as to leave the Interstates free for outsiders who don't know their way around.
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

xonhulu

Quote from: kphoger on September 19, 2025, 11:07:48 AM19 SEP 2025

Shown below is the sign commonly found at Interstate on-ramps in Kansas.

What two prohibitions should be added to these?



They need to close the tricycle/unicycle loophole they've clumsily created, ASAP.
Never eat anything bigger than your own head.

kphoger

Quote from: 1995hoo on September 19, 2025, 12:22:09 PM—Vehicles bearing Kansas license plates, as their owners should be familiar with the alternate routes so as to leave the Interstates free for outsiders who don't know their way around.

I would simplify this:  "Local Traffic".

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

1995hoo

Quote from: kphoger on September 19, 2025, 02:27:42 PM
Quote from: 1995hoo on September 19, 2025, 12:22:09 PM—Vehicles bearing Kansas license plates, as their owners should be familiar with the alternate routes so as to leave the Interstates free for outsiders who don't know their way around.

I would simplify this:  "Local Traffic".

But is someone from, say, Overland Park really "local" in Kanorado?
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

Big John


kphoger

Quote from: 1995hoo on September 19, 2025, 12:22:09 PM—Vehicles bearing Kansas license plates, as their owners should be familiar with the alternate routes so as to leave the Interstates free for outsiders who don't know their way around.
Quote from: kphoger on September 19, 2025, 02:27:42 PMI would simplify this:  "Local Traffic".
Quote from: 1995hoo on September 19, 2025, 02:36:56 PMBut is someone from, say, Overland Park really "local" in Kanorado?

No, but they'd still be "outsiders who don't know their way around".

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

1995hoo

Quote from: kphoger on September 19, 2025, 02:55:27 PM
Quote from: 1995hoo on September 19, 2025, 12:22:09 PM—Vehicles bearing Kansas license plates, as their owners should be familiar with the alternate routes so as to leave the Interstates free for outsiders who don't know their way around.
Quote from: kphoger on September 19, 2025, 02:27:42 PMI would simplify this:  "Local Traffic".
Quote from: 1995hoo on September 19, 2025, 02:36:56 PMBut is someone from, say, Overland Park really "local" in Kanorado?

No, but they'd still be "outsiders who don't know their way around".

So you're underscoring that I gave a bad answer, then. Wasn't a bad answer supposed to be the goal you set for us?
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

pderocco

Quote from: kphoger on September 19, 2025, 11:07:48 AM19 SEP 2025

Shown below is the sign commonly found at Interstate on-ramps in Kansas.

What two prohibitions should be added to these?


Nudity.

kphoger

Quote from: 1995hoo on September 19, 2025, 02:56:35 PMSo you're underscoring that I gave a bad answer, then. Wasn't a bad answer supposed to be the goal you set for us?

You get a blue star.

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

kphoger


He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

pderocco


kphoger

1.  Toboggans

2.  Dog sleds

Quote from: kphoger on September 19, 2025, 11:07:48 AM19 SEP 2025

Shown below is the sign commonly found at Interstate on-ramps in Kansas.

What two prohibitions should be added to these?



He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

ModernDayWarrior

Quote from: kphoger on September 19, 2025, 11:07:48 AM19 SEP 2025

Shown below is the sign commonly found at Interstate on-ramps in Kansas.

What two prohibitions should be added to these?



1) Sober drivers
2) Law enforcement

PColumbus73

Quote from: kphoger on September 19, 2025, 11:07:48 AM19 SEP 2025

Shown below is the sign commonly found at Interstate on-ramps in Kansas.

What two prohibitions should be added to these?



Batmobies & any car driven by Vin Diesel

MikeTheActuary

Quote from: kphoger on September 19, 2025, 11:07:48 AM19 SEP 2025

Shown below is the sign commonly found at Interstate on-ramps in Kansas.

What two prohibitions should be added to these?



Tricycles and unicycles :banghead:

Sapphuby

Quote from: kphoger on September 19, 2025, 11:07:48 AM19 SEP 2025

Shown below is the sign commonly found at Interstate on-ramps in Kansas.

What two prohibitions should be added to these?



The Petercopter and the Peterang

Henry

Quote from: kphoger on September 19, 2025, 11:07:48 AM19 SEP 2025

Shown below is the sign commonly found at Interstate on-ramps in Kansas.

What two prohibitions should be added to these?


Boats and jet skis
Go Cubs Go! Go Cubs Go! Hey Chicago, what do you say? The Cubs are gonna win today!

kphoger

1.  Passenger vehicles
2.  Exits

Quote from: kphoger on September 19, 2025, 11:07:48 AM19 SEP 2025

Shown below is the sign commonly found at Interstate on-ramps in Kansas.

What two prohibitions should be added to these?



He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

freebrickproductions

Quote from: kphoger on September 19, 2025, 11:07:48 AM19 SEP 2025

Shown below is the sign commonly found at Interstate on-ramps in Kansas.

What two prohibitions should be added to these?



All self-propelled vehicles

God Himself
It's all fun & games until someone summons Cthulhu and brings about the end of the world.

I also collect traffic lights, road signs, fans, and railroad crossing equipment.

Art in avatar by Moncatto (18+)!

(They/Them)

Scott5114

Quote from: kphoger on September 19, 2025, 09:04:12 AMExcellent job, guys!  There were some lame ones, but the conversation gained traction eventually.

The thought has occurred that thanks to the "like" feature we could compile a list of what the canonically worst answer to each question was.
uncontrollable freak sardine salad chef

Scott5114

Quote from: kphoger on September 19, 2025, 11:07:48 AMWhat two prohibitions should be added to these?

Prohibitions - Regulations
uncontrollable freak sardine salad chef

pderocco

Quote from: Scott5114 on Today at 04:46:16 AM
Quote from: kphoger on September 19, 2025, 09:04:12 AMExcellent job, guys!  There were some lame ones, but the conversation gained traction eventually.

The thought has occurred that thanks to the "like" feature we could compile a list of what the canonically worst answer to each question was.
Except that with such a small sample, we'll have a lot of ties.

Scott5114

Quote from: pderocco on Today at 04:52:17 AM
Quote from: Scott5114 on Today at 04:46:16 AM
Quote from: kphoger on September 19, 2025, 09:04:12 AMExcellent job, guys!  There were some lame ones, but the conversation gained traction eventually.

The thought has occurred that thanks to the "like" feature we could compile a list of what the canonically worst answer to each question was.
Except that with such a small sample, we'll have a lot of ties.

That just means the answers are equally bad.
uncontrollable freak sardine salad chef