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Daily conversation: What is the worst possible answer?

Started by kphoger, July 17, 2025, 10:50:32 PM

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kphoger


He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.


Big John

Quote from: kphoger on April 15, 2026, 08:40:28 AM15 APR 2026

What does this sign mean?


When we dig up this road, everyone will get a piece of the rubble.

wanderer2575

Quote from: kphoger on April 15, 2026, 08:40:28 AM15 APR 2026

What does this sign mean?



Everyone sign up on the calendar for your day to fill potholes.

GaryV


1995hoo

Quote from: kphoger on April 15, 2026, 08:40:28 AM15 APR 2026

What does this sign mean?



It means that instead of being there to shake your hand, the person singing might be there to take the load.
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

The_Ginger

Quote from: kphoger on April 15, 2026, 08:40:28 AM15 APR 2026

What does this sign mean?


image changed to resized svg for clarity
Everyone gets a square of pavement to own and maintain. The respective state DOT agency will punish you severely if the pavement is not properly maintained.

pderocco

Quote from: kphoger on April 15, 2026, 08:40:28 AM15 APR 2026

What does this sign mean?


Whatever it means, I don't like it. I'd rather just have it all to myself.

PNWRoadgeek

Applying for new Grand Alan.

TheCatalyst31

Quote from: kphoger on April 15, 2026, 08:40:28 AM15 APR 2026

What does this sign mean?


Cyclists and pedestrians, remember to leave plenty of space for cars. It's their road too.

kphoger

Quote from: TheCatalyst31 on April 15, 2026, 10:09:46 PMCyclists and pedestrians, remember to leave plenty of space for cars. It's their road too.

That's the winning answer.  Good one!

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

hotdogPi

QuoteApril 16, 2026: What TV programs would AARoads TV have?

Example non-worst answer to use as a template:
  • The Dangers of Low Railroad Bridges
  • US Routes One By One (e.g. Episode 1 for US 1, Episode 2 for US 2)
  • Balancing Roads and Transit
  • Video Game Roads Versus Reality
  • City Per Episode
  • US 20 End-To-End
Clinched

Traveled, plus
US 13, 50, the routes below, and several state routes

New clinched: I-283

New traveled (from Harrisburg road meet):
I-76(E), 83
US 15, 322, 422
PA 39, 230, 441, 443, 743, 849
NJ 38

Lowest untraveled: 36

kphoger


He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

Max Rockatansky

The Bachelor season 30 featuring Beltway

wanderer2575

Quote from: hotdogPi on April 16, 2026, 09:15:48 AM
QuoteApril 16, 2026: What TV programs would AARoads TV have?

Concrete Curing Live!

Mapmikey


QuoteApril 16, 2026: What TV programs would AARoads TV

Signfeld


Big John


kphoger

Quote from: hotdogPi on April 16, 2026, 09:15:48 AMApril 16, 2026: What TV programs would AARoads TV have?

The Francis Scott Key Bridge Channel:  24/7 coverage

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

CoreySamson

Quote from: hotdogPi on April 16, 2026, 09:15:48 AMApril 16, 2026: What TV programs would AARoads TV have?
I was going to say Bandit's Variety Show, but that would be the best TV program, not one of the worst.
Buc-ee's and QuikTrip fanboy. Clincher of 35 FM roads. Proponent of the TX U-turn. BA, BibLit (NT), ORU '26.

Route Log
Clinches
Counties
TM

1995hoo

Quote from: hotdogPi on April 16, 2026, 09:15:48 AMApril 16, 2026: What TV programs would AARoads TV have?

Diff'rent Strokes: Clearview versus Gothic. Complete with a "Very Special Episode" about Georgia's adapted version of Series D.
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

Mapmikey



QuoteApril 16, 2026: What TV programs would AARoads TV

Lake Charles Interchange 90 210

Centers around what happens when the interchange splits up - https://maps.app.goo.gl/GCVsWku1yaPVruxEA?g_st=ic



kphoger

Quote from: hotdogPi on April 16, 2026, 09:15:48 AMApril 16, 2026: What TV programs would AARoads TV have?

KSBJ — The Roadgeek Shopping Network

Regular themed shows will include such as these:

 Route 66 and Beyond  (vintage signs)
 From Here to There 
(guide signs)
 Welcome to ... 
(state welcome signs)
 Escutcheons! 
(route shields)
 Bear Flag Republic 
(all things California)
 Beyond the Border 
(signs from foreign countries)
 Say What? 
(error signs)

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

NE2

pre-1945 Florida route log

I accept and respect your identity as long as it's not dumb shit like "identifying as a vaccinated attack helicopter".

PColumbus73

QuoteApril 16, 2026: What TV programs would AARoads TV have?


  • Dancing With the Magic Roundabout
  • CLNN (Contract Lettings News Network)
  • Highway Thru Hell
  • 401 Heavy Rescue
  • Beltway Presents: Creative Snipping
  • I Love I-99

PColumbus73


Max Rockatansky

Quote from: PColumbus73 on April 16, 2026, 12:54:06 PM
Quote from: NE2 on April 16, 2026, 12:33:25 PMIntertropolis & Routeville

I don't understand the lore of that...

That's too bad, they understand the lore of you and all of us.