Daily conversation: What is the worst possible answer?

[GaryV]

2026-05-29: What signs should AARoads Forum staff use in place of purple-text moderation messages?

"Long hair freaky people need not apply."

[vdeane]

2026-05-29: What signs should AARoads Forum staff use in place of purple-text moderation messages?

A new black rank that has the symbol of a do not enter sign and the text "BANNED!!!".

[Scott5114]

2026-05-29: What signs should AARoads Forum staff use in place of purple-text moderation messages?

"Long hair freaky people need not apply."

That's mostly because we already have one on the mod staff and we don't really need another.

[ModernDayWarrior]

2026-05-29: What signs should AARoads Forum staff use in place of purple-text moderation messages?

All posts that violate forum rules should be edited out and replaced with piles of sand, complete with plastic pink flamingos.

[PNWRoadgeek]

2026-05-29: What signs should AARoads Forum staff use in place of purple-text moderation messages?

All posts that violate forum rules should be edited out and replaced with piles of sand, complete with plastic pink flamingos.

Plastic pink flamingos??

Dunes of sand??

Is this a reference to what I think it's a reference to?

[Scott5114]

2026-05-29: What signs should AARoads Forum staff use in place of purple-text moderation messages?

All posts that violate forum rules should be edited out and replaced with piles of sand, complete with plastic pink flamingos.

Plastic pink flamingos??

Dunes of sand??

Is this a reference to what I think it's a reference to?

Hamlet, obviously.

[Max Rockatansky]

5-30-26:  What should the road of the day be?

-  I'll nominate Brown Material Road of Kern County.

[PNWRoadgeek]

5-30-26:  What should the road of the day be?

-  I'll nominate Brown Material Road of Kern County.

Alfred Harrell Highway of, you guessed it, Kern County.

[Scott5114]

5-30-26:  What should the road of the day be?

Hospitality Circle, which as you can see clearly lives up to its name.

[TheCatalyst31]

2026-05-29: What signs should AARoads Forum staff use in place of purple-text moderation messages?

"Your post was Craig County quality. In the future, your posts need to be MUTCD-compliant."

[xonhulu]

5-30-26:  What should the road of the day be?

I propose Johnson Cut Off Road in Whitman County, WA:

https://maps.app.goo.gl/nvLCd5Wmaa6xZnWA8

[I-57/Route 66 Fan]

I did say any road and side street was eligible

[LilianaUwU]

May 31, 2026: Which road would be the most disruptive in the event of a sudden closure?

[PNWRoadgeek]

May 31, 2026: Which road would be the most disruptive in the event of a sudden closure?

US 2 in Maine.

[The_Ginger]

May 31, 2026: Which road would be the most disruptive in the event of a sudden closure?

Jackson County, West Virginia Route 2/18

[Big John]

May 31, 2026: Which road would be the most disruptive in the event of a sudden closure?

WI 47 in Menominee County.

[TheCatalyst31]

May 31, 2026: Which road would be the most disruptive in the event of a sudden closure?

Pennsylvania Avenue in DC, depending on the reason for the sudden closure.

[freebrickproductions]

May 31, 2026: Which road would be the most disruptive in the event of a sudden closure?

CR 149 in Jackson County, AL.

[vdeane]

May 31, 2026: Which road would be the most disruptive in the event of a sudden closure?

CR 149 in Jackson County, AL.

Why is Google showing the private farm driveway as a more major road?

[freebrickproductions]

May 31, 2026: Which road would be the most disruptive in the event of a sudden closure?

CR 149 in Jackson County, AL.

Why is Google showing the private farm driveway as a more major road?

Because Google Maps just fucking SUCKS now.

[freebrickproductions]

6-1-26:

In honor of Pride Month: What's the gayest road in the world?

[PNWRoadgeek]

6-1-26:

In honor of Pride Month: What's the gayest road in the world?

I-80 in Nebraska.

[Scott5114]

6-1-26:

In honor of Pride Month: What's the gayest road in the world?

The section of SW 12th Street between Cambridge Avenue and Orleans Street in Topeka, Kansas.

[pderocco]

May 31, 2026: Which road would be the most disruptive in the event of a sudden closure?

Any dead end, if there was anyone on it.

[MikeTheActuary]

6-1-26:

In honor of Pride Month: What's the gayest road in the world?

Florida route A1A, just north of its intersection with US 98.