Daily conversation: What is the worst possible answer?

[GaryV]

2026-05-29: What signs should AARoads Forum staff use in place of purple-text moderation messages?

"Long hair freaky people need not apply."

[vdeane]

2026-05-29: What signs should AARoads Forum staff use in place of purple-text moderation messages?

A new black rank that has the symbol of a do not enter sign and the text "BANNED!!!".

[Scott5114]

2026-05-29: What signs should AARoads Forum staff use in place of purple-text moderation messages?

"Long hair freaky people need not apply."

That's mostly because we already have one on the mod staff and we don't really need another.

[ModernDayWarrior]

2026-05-29: What signs should AARoads Forum staff use in place of purple-text moderation messages?

All posts that violate forum rules should be edited out and replaced with piles of sand, complete with plastic pink flamingos.

[PNWRoadgeek]

2026-05-29: What signs should AARoads Forum staff use in place of purple-text moderation messages?

All posts that violate forum rules should be edited out and replaced with piles of sand, complete with plastic pink flamingos.

Plastic pink flamingos??

Dunes of sand??

Is this a reference to what I think it's a reference to?

[Scott5114]

2026-05-29: What signs should AARoads Forum staff use in place of purple-text moderation messages?

All posts that violate forum rules should be edited out and replaced with piles of sand, complete with plastic pink flamingos.

Plastic pink flamingos??

Dunes of sand??

Is this a reference to what I think it's a reference to?

Hamlet, obviously.

[Max Rockatansky]

5-30-26:  What should the road of the day be?

-  I'll nominate Brown Material Road of Kern County.

[PNWRoadgeek]

5-30-26:  What should the road of the day be?

-  I'll nominate Brown Material Road of Kern County.

Alfred Harrell Highway of, you guessed it, Kern County.

[Scott5114]

5-30-26:  What should the road of the day be?

Hospitality Circle, which as you can see clearly lives up to its name.

[TheCatalyst31]

2026-05-29: What signs should AARoads Forum staff use in place of purple-text moderation messages?

"Your post was Craig County quality. In the future, your posts need to be MUTCD-compliant."