Daily conversation: What is the worst possible answer?

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elsmere241

Quote from: kphoger on August 15, 2026, 10:52:03 AM15 AUG 2026

How could this speed limit sign assembly be improved?



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Have a digital clock display at the bottom.


GaryV

Quote from: kphoger on August 15, 2026, 10:52:03 AM15 AUG 2026

How could this speed limit sign assembly be improved?



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Add a list of dates that are school days.

NE2

Quote from: kphoger on August 15, 2026, 10:52:03 AM15 AUG 2026

How could this speed limit sign assembly be improved?



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Replace the times with a camera.
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Quote from: kphoger on August 15, 2026, 10:52:03 AM15 AUG 2026

How could this speed limit sign assembly be improved?



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"School days only" is too vague. Tell motorists exactly what days that speed limit is in effect. And you can't assume everyone knows there's no school on weekends, either.

pderocco

Quote from: kphoger on August 15, 2026, 10:52:03 AM15 AUG 2026

How could this speed limit sign assembly be improved?



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Replace everything below SCHOOL SPEED LIMIT with a QR code and INSTALL OUR APP.

vdeane

Quote from: kphoger on August 15, 2026, 10:52:03 AM15 AUG 2026

How could this speed limit sign assembly be improved?



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Replace the list of times with a QR code that links to a website with the information and establish a no parking/standing/stopping zone around the sign.
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1995hoo

Quote from: kphoger on August 15, 2026, 10:52:03 AM15 AUG 2026

How could this speed limit sign assembly be improved?



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Put a high score display underneath and a keyboard for drivers to enter their initials.
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The_Ginger

Quote from: kphoger on August 15, 2026, 10:52:03 AM15 AUG 2026

How could this speed limit sign assembly be improved?



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Include a list of pupils with character descriptions (in Series A, of course!) so drivers can look out for those children to avoid.
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kphoger

Quote from: pderocco on August 15, 2026, 03:19:45 PMReplace everything below SCHOOL SPEED LIMIT with a QR code and INSTALL OUR APP.

Isn't that cheating, though? because another app and a QR code are always the worst answer.

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Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

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TheCatalyst31

Quote from: kphoger on August 15, 2026, 10:52:03 AM15 AUG 2026

How could this speed limit sign assembly be improved?



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Six different speed limits for each of the time slots.

Sapphuby

Quote from: kphoger on August 15, 2026, 10:52:03 AM15 AUG 2026

How could this speed limit sign assembly be improved?



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Put down painted speed arrows on the road and put a coin meter on the sign that says "stop and pay here to make the speed arrows activate for extra speed"

vdeane

8/16/2026 - What is the best style of mile markers and tenth mile markers?
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Big John

Quote from: vdeane on August 16, 2026, 03:00:08 PM8/16/2026 - What is the best style of mile markers and tenth mile markers?
New York - need more cryptology.

The_Ginger

Quote from: vdeane on August 16, 2026, 03:00:08 PM8/16/2026 - What is the best style of mile markers and tenth mile markers?
The ones that are in Clearview and faded.
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He/him pronouns, please.
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1995hoo

Quote from: vdeane on August 16, 2026, 03:00:08 PM8/16/2026 - What is the best style of mile markers and tenth mile markers?

Ones that don't show miles even when state law prohibits such. (Added "bonus" for getting the abbreviation incorrect.)

I'm pretty sure those have been removed in the intervening years.
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

jeffandnicole

Quote from: vdeane on August 16, 2026, 03:00:08 PM8/16/2026 - What is the best style of mile markers and tenth mile markers?

Plexiglass clear background with white  numbering

MikeTheActuary

Quote from: vdeane on August 16, 2026, 03:00:08 PM8/16/2026 - What is the best style of mile markers and tenth mile markers?

The best style of mile markers can be found outside of tax season.  The folks who dress up in costume and theatrically wave signs advertising local Liberty Tax franchises hone their craft alongside highways by advertising the mileposts.

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Quote from: vdeane on August 16, 2026, 03:00:08 PM8/16/2026 - What is the best style of mile markers and tenth mile markers?


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Quote from: vdeane on August 16, 2026, 03:00:08 PM8/16/2026 - What is the best style of mile markers and tenth mile markers?
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Quote from: MikeTheActuary on August 16, 2026, 08:40:33 PM
Quote from: vdeane on August 16, 2026, 03:00:08 PM8/16/2026 - What is the best style of mile markers and tenth mile markers?


Looks like a gravestone for some poor kid named Miles.

kphoger

Quote from: TheCatalyst31 on August 15, 2026, 11:32:57 PMSix different speed limits for each of the time slots.

Oh, yeah, OK, that's the winning answer.

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Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

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kphoger

Quote from: vdeane on August 16, 2026, 03:00:08 PM8/16/2026 - What is the best style of mile markers ...

The ones that have .99 at the bottom.



Quote from: vdeane on August 16, 2026, 03:00:08 PM... and tenth mile markers?

Are there more than nine of them?

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

MikeTheActuary

Quote from: vdeane on August 16, 2026, 03:00:08 PM8/16/2026 - What is the best style of mile markers and tenth mile markers?


kphoger

18 AUG 2026

What is the "three-fourths error"?

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Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

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Quote from: kphoger on August 18, 2026, 01:15:57 PM18 AUG 2026

What is the "three-fourths error"?

Quote from: 1 Kings 7:23And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about.

This is the first known "crash-prone roundabout" in history, and (true story) is the place where the mule stumbled, Uzzah reached out to steady the Ark of the Covenant, and the LORD sayeth "what did I tell you about touching that" and smote him. It was more of a smite-prone roundabout.

Modern readers take this verse to mean "haha, they thought pi was 3.0 back in the day" which is not correct. Using LIDAR technology, archaeologists located this site in 2015 and it was actually a square, 7.5 cubits on a side, meaning that the actual value of pi in biblical times was 4.

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