Personal Injury Attorney Bilboards

[Rothman]

Kentucky is full of them. Not just personal injury lawyers, but Social Security and disability lawyers too.

Black lung lawyer billboards were once common...

[sglaughlin]

Funny thing happened to us on a trip to Colorado in 2018 from Alabama.  In Colorado Springs, I was listening to a
Atlanta Braves game on SIRUS,  I was listening to the Brave home broadcast.  Alexander Shunnarah had offices in Georgia  at that time, and ran radio sport on the Braves broadcasts.  My lovely wife, who hated the Alexander Shunnarah radio spots and billboards, herd the a Alexander Shunnarah on the car radio and thinking it was a local Colorado Springs station, said "My Gawd, is Alexander Shunnarah reached Colorado?!?!"  Not yet, but Frank Azar does a pretty got job of canvasing Colorado with billboards (saw two "truck accident" billboards in about half a mile today).

[kphoger]

Black lung lawyer billboards were onve common...

Carrie used to pull files for a lot of black lung cases, back when we lived in southern Illinois.  Maybe even a class action case too.  That was the most stressful job she's ever had, where failing to pull all the right papers could cost a client thousands of dollars.

[mgk920]

The Chicago and MKE markets are also fairly heavy with 'family law' ads directed towards men in divorce cases.

Mike

[PurdueBill]

^^ You're Alabama. 

A prime example of where one little comma (or the absence thereof) makes a difference.  "Call me Alabama!" is a whole different thing from "Call me, Alabama!" 

[epzik8]

There is a Morgan and Morgan one in Myrtle Beach with NASCAR driver Kyle Busch, who they sponsor.

[hbelkins]

There is a Morgan and Morgan one in Myrtle Beach with NASCAR driver Kyle Busch, who they sponsor.

Another good reason not to like Kyle Busch.

[PNWRoadgeek]

Alexander Shunnarah billboards are so common across the state of Alabama that it's practically a meme with everyone in this state as to how common they are.

For example:

His smile is so funny yet so terrifying at the same time.

[kphoger]

The Chicago and MKE markets are also fairly heavy with 'family law' ads directed towards men in divorce cases.

[Quillz]

There's a rather odd one in the SF Valley, near Ventura/Winnetka and the 101. Something about being injured by a vegan, call this lawyer.

I can't figure that one out. So someone injures me, how do I know they're a vegan? Are they going to tell me before they injure me? What if later on they just deny it, how does it get proven? Then the billboard is the lawyer eating a carrot? I almost want to call the number just to see what the deal is.

[Rothman]

There was a divorce lawyer in my neck of the woods that had a billboard of a woman's hand sticking up her ring finger to look like her middle finger, quite convincingly.

[thenetwork]

There's a rather odd one in the SF Valley, near Ventura/Winnetka and the 101. Something about being injured by a vegan, call this lawyer.

I can't figure that one out. So someone injures me, how do I know they're a vegan? Are they going to tell me before they injure me? What if later on they just deny it, how does it get proven? Then the billboard is the lawyer eating a carrot? I almost want to call the number just to see what the deal is.

If you throw a piece of raw meat on them, their skin starts to burn???

[kphoger]

There's a rather odd one in the SF Valley, near Ventura/Winnetka and the 101. Something about being injured by a vegan, call this lawyer.

I can't figure that one out. So someone injures me, how do I know they're a vegan? Are they going to tell me before they injure me? What if later on they just deny it, how does it get proven? Then the billboard is the lawyer eating a carrot? I almost want to call the number just to see what the deal is.

https://hatevegans.com

[ClassicHasClass]

There's a rather odd one in the SF Valley, near Ventura/Winnetka and the 101. Something about being injured by a vegan, call this lawyer.

I can't figure that one out. So someone injures me, how do I know they're a vegan? Are they going to tell me before they injure me? What if later on they just deny it, how does it get proven? Then the billboard is the lawyer eating a carrot? I almost want to call the number just to see what the deal is.

IT'S WORKING GUYS IT'S WORKING

[PNWRoadgeek]

There's a rather odd one in the SF Valley, near Ventura/Winnetka and the 101. Something about being injured by a vegan, call this lawyer.

I can't figure that one out. So someone injures me, how do I know they're a vegan? Are they going to tell me before they injure me? What if later on they just deny it, how does it get proven? Then the billboard is the lawyer eating a carrot? I almost want to call the number just to see what the deal is.

https://hatevegans.com

What do Vegans have to do with this?

[TheCatalyst31]

There's a rather odd one in the SF Valley, near Ventura/Winnetka and the 101. Something about being injured by a vegan, call this lawyer.

I can't figure that one out. So someone injures me, how do I know they're a vegan? Are they going to tell me before they injure me? What if later on they just deny it, how does it get proven? Then the billboard is the lawyer eating a carrot? I almost want to call the number just to see what the deal is.

https://hatevegans.com

What do Vegans have to do with this?

If you didn't scroll down the website far enough, the whole thing is made by vegans to grab your attention and make fun of the people who get upset that they exist.

[LilianaUwU]

If you didn't scroll down the website far enough, the whole thing is made by vegans to grab your attention and make fun of the people who get upset that they exist.

I'm not upset they exist, they're just some of the most obnoxious people out there.

[pderocco]

There's a rather odd one in the SF Valley, near Ventura/Winnetka and the 101. Something about being injured by a vegan, call this lawyer.

I can't figure that one out. So someone injures me, how do I know they're a vegan? Are they going to tell me before they injure me? What if later on they just deny it, how does it get proven? Then the billboard is the lawyer eating a carrot? I almost want to call the number just to see what the deal is.

https://hatevegans.com

What do Vegans have to do with this?

If you didn't scroll down the website far enough, the whole thing is made by vegans to grab your attention and make fun of the people who get upset that they exist.

Well, whoever made the website has a sense of humor. Are you sure it's vegans?

[kphoger]

If you didn't scroll down the website far enough, the whole thing is made by vegans to grab your attention and make fun of the people who get upset that they exist.

Well, whoever made the website has a sense of humor. Are you sure it's vegans?

So I guess you still didn't scroll all the way down and click on the links?

[pderocco]

If you didn't scroll down the website far enough, the whole thing is made by vegans to grab your attention and make fun of the people who get upset that they exist.

Well, whoever made the website has a sense of humor. Are you sure it's vegans?

So I guess you still didn't scroll all the way down and click on the links?

It said not to.

[kphoger]

So I guess you still didn't scroll all the way down and click on the links?

It said not to.

touché

[Urban Prairie Schooner]

Clearly nobody here's been to Louisiana. There are so many lawyer billboards here it's a political issue.

For a time, literally every billboard on I-10 through Baton Rouge was for a personal injury attorney. They still make up something like 75% of the statewide billboard population.

It doesn't help that a particularly prominent injury attorney has his HQ directly aside the interstate in BR (the building with the golden "G"), and his billboards literally blanket the state from end to end.

I wonder if the presence of the Lamar HQ (major national billboard company) has something to do with it.

[formulanone]

^^ You're Alabama. 

A prime example of where one little comma (or the absence thereof) makes a difference.  "Call me Alabama!" is a whole different thing from "Call me, Alabama!" 

Imagine building up your name so much only rename yourself after the state. His ads just show a state outline after "call me"

The story goes that he once attended a Comic-Con event in Birmingham and had the longest line for autographs.

[kphoger]

his billboards literally blanket the state from end to end

If they literally blanket the state, then they must be kind of hard to read from the highway.  It's much easier to read billboards that are propped up on poles.

[hotdogPi]

his billboards literally blanket the state from end to end

If they literally blanket the state, then they must be kind of hard to read from the highway.  It's much easier to read billboards that are propped up on poles.

It's no different from the "AHEAD STOP", "BLOCK NOT DO", and "RIGHT KEEP" pavement markings.