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Chuck Norris becomes a being of pure energy

Started by Max Rockatansky, March 20, 2026, 10:13:09 AM

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SSOWorld

#50
March 24, 2026, 08:33:55 PM  
The rematch...
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#51
March 26, 2026, 12:54:59 AM  
I read a post on another message board that said that Tommy John had Chuck Norris Surgery.  This was impossible.  Chuck Norris never required surgery because all of his wounds healed immediately.

However, Cy Young did win a Chuck Norris Award.
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#52
March 26, 2026, 01:54:30 AM  
Quote from: KeithE4Phx on March 26, 2026, 12:54:59 AMI read a post on another message board that said that Tommy John had Chuck Norris Surgery.  This was impossible.  Chuck Norris never required surgery because all of his wounds healed immediately.

Sounds like something that would lead to unanticipated consequences like death.
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#53
March 26, 2026, 12:45:04 PM  
Quote from: KeithE4Phx on March 26, 2026, 12:54:59 AMI read a post on another message board that said that Tommy John had Chuck Norris Surgery.  This was impossible.  Chuck Norris never required surgery because all of his wounds healed immediately.

However, Cy Young did win a Chuck Norris Award.
Maybe it was some kind of procedure to make him more like Chuck Norris.
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wxfree

#54
March 27, 2026, 03:09:43 AM  
Quote from: NE2 on March 26, 2026, 01:54:30 AM
Quote from: KeithE4Phx on March 26, 2026, 12:54:59 AMI read a post on another message board that said that Tommy John had Chuck Norris Surgery.  This was impossible.  Chuck Norris never required surgery because all of his wounds healed immediately.

Sounds like something that would lead to unanticipated consequences like death.

In no case is death unanticipated.  There is nothing that is more anticipated.
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#55
March 27, 2026, 08:56:31 AM  
Quote from: wxfree on March 27, 2026, 03:09:43 AMIn no case is death unanticipated.  There is nothing that is more anticipated.

But the one exception is, of course, Chuck Norris.
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