AARoads Forum needs an Out Of Context thread

[I-57/Route 66 Fan]

Post your favorite Out Of Context forum Quotes here

[Scott5114]

What is the difference between this and https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=29682.0 ?

[PColumbus73]

AARoads MadLibs or Cards Against Humanity?

[I-57/Route 66 Fan]

AARoads MadLibs or Cards Against Humanity?

Do those threads exist? Just asking out of curiousity.

[kphoger]

Post your favorite Out Of Context forum Quotes here

OK

if you have diabetics in the family just use Splenda

I'm rather partial to whipped cream, personally.

[Scott5114]

Now when I see a beagle, I think about kicking a 50 yard field goal. Is that wrong?

John Lansford was a very vocal critic of that practice.

It might be premature to call this "death of football" but the NFL might begin its slow decline.

[wanderer2575]

The thread topic demonstrates once again that it doesn't matter how wonderful a communication system when one has nothing to communicate.

[Scott5114]

Speaking of sharks, they can wander onto some roads at will.

How common is this situation?

I guess a lot of it depends on where you're coming from and where you're going.

Just appeared on OH 8.  Never thought I'd see that.

Is this only a Midwest thing?

It's not just a Florida thing.

[ModernDayWarrior]

Paul

McCartney

is

dead

[TheCatalyst31]

I'll make it clear, you can write this down, I want to fuck a woman as a horse. None of this is a secret, I just, to be clear, many jokes have been made about this but I stand by it. My moral principles are ROCK SOLID. I'm... my feet are firmly planted in the ground. I've got my boots up, they're planted firmly, you cannot move me from my position. This isn't a secret. Talk to a therapist? Why do you want to be the horse Vaush? Because then I'd have a giant dick. Okay? Couldn't you have an uh, a big dick the other way? Well yeah, I mean yeah um, I could have a big dick hypothetically in any variety of scenarios but then it wouldn't really be a horse dick. "Well you could be a human with a horse dick", yes but then I wouldn't have that powerful stallion energy using it. There you go, that's it, that's the whole thing.

Fun fact: the thread NE2's horse copypasta comes from is locked, so you can't quote posts, meaning I had to manually put the quote together. You're welcome.

[kphoger]

Fun fact: the thread NE2's horse copypasta comes from is locked, so you can't quote posts, meaning I had to manually put the quote together. You're welcome.

I do that every so often.  Nobody minds as long as you don't open up old flame wars by doing so.

[kphoger]

Several months back, I came across this abandoned city bus in the back of a parking lot along US 1 in Downeast Maine.

I hope it's informally referred to as "the taco bus".

It's called the "camel's nose in the tent"

[Molandfreak]

What is the difference between this and https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=29682.0 ?

Maybe in this one, you can only attribute to the user. Not the thread!

[kphoger]

Is this a normal poo (56k warning)

How far have you gone sexually?

Atlantic City

Sounds like anal clenching.

Correct

I remember that

[kphoger]

I embrace Obama/liberalism

[CoreySamson]

Quoting things out of context. Drives me batty sometimes.

[kphoger]

How many toddlers' foreskins have you pulled back?

dozens rather than hundreds

If it is in a vacuum, do you need to clean it?

For optimal proformance, I'd say, "Yes, you do."

I never do

that's what most people do

[kphoger]

You crazy Spaniards and your vosotros...

This deserves repeating out of context.

[kphoger]

Name an unusual place you had sex.

I have in the Atlantic Ocean, Melbourne FL area, in the 1960s as a teenager; never was very good at it.

So sorry to hear that. Better luck next year, as they say.

There is actually subtle and dry humor in what I wrote, and a subtle message to certain posters.

provide evidence

There were dozens of cars parked along the road and at least 100 people watching

I wonder what the male:female ratio would be.

I had a guy on either side of me filming themselves.

[Beltway]

I have [surfed] in the Atlantic Ocean, Melbourne FL area, in the 1960s as a teenager; never was very good at it.

Even in an 'out of context' thread, this crosses a hard line. You stitched together unrelated posts to fabricate a sexual implication involving a minor sibling -- something that was never said or implied. That's a gross violation of forum rules, not out‑of‑context humor. Take it down -- remove the post.

[Max Rockatansky]

That was quite the pair bonding of out of context quotes. 

[kphoger]

Fixed it for you.

[Beltway]

A strikethrough doesn't change the issue. The content is still visible and still constructs the same fabricated implication. That's not 'out of context' humor -- it's a gross violation of forum rules. I've addressed it through the proper channels.

[hotdogPi]

Not to defend Beltway, but kphoger's post very much did cross a line here.

[Max Rockatansky]

Not to defend Beltway, but kphoger's post very much did cross a line here.

Meh, I thought it was funny.  You can click on the quote links and get the original context for everything that was posted.

I might be inclined to be more sympathetic if it was someone else who got offended.  Trouble is that the person being offended is the guy who has caused chaos on the forum the balance of the last year.   I'll try to shed a crocodile tear or two.