Transportation Haikus

[JoePCool14]

I-294
Chicago's major bypass
Too much truck traffic

Oh Palatine Road
What would we do without you?
Have a better life

[STLmapboy]

It's Highway 40
Not Interstate 64
That one's for pussies

[Roadgeekteen]

cool I-95
Too much traffic, can't go fast
it's 128

[1995hoo]

There's a solid line.
Do I dare to go across?
Crash_It will be pissed.

[kphoger]

FYAs are fine.
 Burn RRFBs with fire.
  HAWKs cause confusion.

Texas makes good signs.
 Clearview typeface does not suck
  Get over it, guys.

I 14 deserves
 Way more roadgeek armchair hate
  Than 45 gets.

Country, state, city:
 Guessing games are dying.  Well,
  No one wants to guess.

New interstate route?
 The grid is a fantasy.
  Use any number.

[1995hoo]

Trip to Alanland—
Visit, but do not visit.
Of course this makes sense.

[formulanone]

Which is the bypass?
Or which is the business route?
NC, why post both?

I did not know that
Illinois contained an X
Surely spelled it wrong.

  I was unclear that
  I'd been there beforehand
  Since wiki had my pic.

    This also means that
    AARoads Wiki also
    Has my photo there.

Equivalency
Departure and arrival
The trip is complete.

[Big John]

Breezewood Interchange
can not directly connect
Interstate highways

[bassoon1986]

Louisiana
Why are shield numbers so small??
And why the hyphens?

Baton Rouge bridge please
The Mississippi needs a third
No one agrees where

Fourteen. Sixty-nine.
Interstates that won't happen
In the Bayou State

[Scott5114]

Texas makes good signs.
 Clearview typeface does not suck
  Get over it, guys.

Let's pay more money
 To entitled font makers
  Based on fake data.

[Revive 755]

Clearview is ugly
Some really hate how it looks.
Disappear it should.

[Henry]

I-366
Close to being possible
Still will not happen

At least you can drive
85 legally on
SH 130

[kphoger]

Clearview is ugly
Some really hate how it looks.
Disappear it should.

OK boomer Yoda

[Max Rockatansky]

Ugly is Clearview.
Hate some really how it looks.
Disappear it should.

OK boomer Yoda

[kphoger]

The Francis Scott Key
got a fancy shield, then crashed
into the harbor.

Shortly thereafter,
Kozel popped in and said, "Stop!
Abominable!

Fifty-two hundred
between the causeways, or else
it must be tunneled."

"Get off your high horse,"
the stupid coterie cried
half-witted lemmings.

Unmoved by such rot,
he repeated yet again
his peerless wisdom.

Finally, the lot
hailed him as their genius king
and apologized.

But the bridge got built
because none of this mattered
to the D.C. feds.