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Poll
Question: Do you think roads suck?
Option 1: Yes votes: 8
Option 2: No votes: 8
Title: Roads are stupid
Post by: Roadgeekteen on April 01, 2019, 02:27:19 PM
What kind of idiot government would waste money on roads? We should tear down all roads because cars are ruining America. Cars are for dumbasses who can't walk.
Title: Re: Roads are stupid
Post by: Max Rockatansky on April 01, 2019, 02:41:29 PM
Come on, at least 1 put some effort into the Interstate 32 Bill thread. 
Title: Re: Roads are stupid
Post by: abefroman329 on April 01, 2019, 03:08:29 PM
This is (a) weak trolling and (b) not that far off of how many forum members feel about public transit.
Title: Re: Roads are stupid
Post by: Roadgeekteen on April 01, 2019, 04:17:42 PM
Quote from: abefroman329 on April 01, 2019, 03:08:29 PM
This is (a) weak trolling and (b) not that far off of how many forum members feel about public transit.
I'm also a transit geek.
4/1
Title: Re: Roads are stupid
Post by: kphoger on April 01, 2019, 04:44:44 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 01, 2019, 04:17:42 PM
Quote from: abefroman329 on April 01, 2019, 03:08:29 PM
This is (a) weak trolling and (b) not that far off of how many forum members feel about public transit.
I'm a weak troll.
#4/1

FTFY.
Title: Re: Roads are stupid
Post by: Bruce on April 01, 2019, 05:16:00 PM
Cars are stupid. We should use the Interstates for bicycles instead.
Title: Re: Roads are stupid
Post by: abefroman329 on April 01, 2019, 05:36:28 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 01, 2019, 04:17:42 PM
Quote from: abefroman329 on April 01, 2019, 03:08:29 PM
This is (a) weak trolling and (b) not that far off of how many forum members feel about public transit.
I'm also a transit geek.
4/1
4/1 isn't actually an excuse to say stupid shit.
Title: Re: Roads are stupid
Post by: renegade on April 01, 2019, 07:19:42 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 01, 2019, 02:27:19 PM
What kind of idiot government would waste money on roads? We should tear down all roads because cars are ruining America. Cars are for dumbasses who can't walk.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again:  Stay in school!
Title: Re: Roads are stupid
Post by: Hot Rod Hootenanny on April 01, 2019, 09:12:46 PM
For once, I agree with Roadgeekteen.























April Fools.  :sombrero:
Title: Re: Roads are stupid
Post by: roadman65 on April 01, 2019, 10:36:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyF-VleZXJQ
Title: Re: Roads are stupid
Post by: US71 on April 01, 2019, 11:21:13 PM
(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fassets.careerspot.com.au%2Fresources%2F00001%2520aaa098e%2520spock%2520illogical.jpg&hash=643ac714918d3c65375fcc28a174ada47afe612c)
Title: Re: Roads are stupid
Post by: Roadgeekteen on April 02, 2019, 09:34:33 AM
Quote from: renegade on April 01, 2019, 07:19:42 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 01, 2019, 02:27:19 PM
What kind of idiot government would waste money on roads? We should tear down all roads because cars are ruining America. Cars are for dumbasses who can't walk.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again:  Stay in school!
Can you just shut up already?
Title: Re: Roads are stupid
Post by: Rothman on April 02, 2019, 09:35:44 AM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 02, 2019, 09:34:33 AM
Quote from: renegade on April 01, 2019, 07:19:42 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 01, 2019, 02:27:19 PM
What kind of idiot government would waste money on roads? We should tear down all roads because cars are ruining America. Cars are for dumbasses who can't walk.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again:  Stay in school!
Can you just shut up already?
I do not shut up.  I only shut down.

SAMSUNG-SM-G930A

Title: Re: Roads are stupid
Post by: Roadgeekteen on April 02, 2019, 10:02:18 AM
Quote from: Rothman on April 02, 2019, 09:35:44 AM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 02, 2019, 09:34:33 AM
Quote from: renegade on April 01, 2019, 07:19:42 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 01, 2019, 02:27:19 PM
What kind of idiot government would waste money on roads? We should tear down all roads because cars are ruining America. Cars are for dumbasses who can't walk.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again:  Stay in school!
Can you just shut up already?
I do not shut up.  I only shut down.

SAMSUNG-SM-G930A
You can shut down.
Title: Re: Roads are stupid
Post by: inkyatari on April 02, 2019, 10:29:30 AM
(https://pics.me.me/but-without-goveruiment-who-would-ignore-the-potholesp-a-compelling-21313097.png)
Title: Re: Roads are stupid
Post by: US71 on April 02, 2019, 11:02:59 AM
Quote from: inkyatari on April 02, 2019, 10:29:30 AM
(https://pics.me.me/but-without-goveruiment-who-would-ignore-the-potholesp-a-compelling-21313097.png)

https://www.wzzm13.com/article/news/fixing-the-damn-roads-himself-boy-filling-potholes-in-muskegon-heights/69-7c4e7974-febf-4df8-a06b-4252fefed529
Title: Re: Roads are stupid
Post by: Roadgeekteen on April 02, 2019, 11:25:07 AM
Quote from: inkyatari on April 02, 2019, 10:29:30 AM
(https://pics.me.me/but-without-goveruiment-who-would-ignore-the-potholesp-a-compelling-21313097.png)
Walkers.
Title: Re: Roads are stupid
Post by: Max Rockatansky on April 02, 2019, 11:34:25 AM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 02, 2019, 11:25:07 AM
Quote from: inkyatari on April 02, 2019, 10:29:30 AM
(https://pics.me.me/but-without-goveruiment-who-would-ignore-the-potholesp-a-compelling-21313097.png)
Walkers.

Zombies?  I wasn't they were politically motivated.
Title: Re: Roads are stupid
Post by: Rothman on April 02, 2019, 11:35:04 AM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on April 02, 2019, 11:34:25 AM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 02, 2019, 11:25:07 AM
Quote from: inkyatari on April 02, 2019, 10:29:30 AM
(https://pics.me.me/but-without-goveruiment-who-would-ignore-the-potholesp-a-compelling-21313097.png)
Walkers.

Zombies?  I wasn't they were politically motivated.
They vote with their feet in groups.
Title: Re: Roads are stupid
Post by: Max Rockatansky on April 02, 2019, 11:38:27 AM
Quote from: Rothman on April 02, 2019, 11:35:04 AM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on April 02, 2019, 11:34:25 AM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 02, 2019, 11:25:07 AM
Quote from: inkyatari on April 02, 2019, 10:29:30 AM
(https://pics.me.me/but-without-goveruiment-who-would-ignore-the-potholesp-a-compelling-21313097.png)
Walkers.

Zombies?  I wasn't they were politically motivated.
They vote with their feet in groups.

When will zombies realize it's easier to catch and eat people if you access to a mid-size family sedan?
Title: Re: Roads are stupid
Post by: ET21 on April 02, 2019, 11:55:30 AM
I was promised flying cars by Back to the Future II by this time... where's my flying DeLorean?
Title: Re: Roads are stupid
Post by: Max Rockatansky on April 02, 2019, 12:10:28 PM
Quote from: ET21 on April 02, 2019, 11:55:30 AM
I was promised flying cars by Back to the Future II by this time... where's my flying DeLorean?

That's actually a pretty intriguing topic since technically flying cars have been around for decades.  It was once thought helicopters would possibly replace cars.  The problem with flying I general is that there is infinitely far less margin for error and training required.  That whole driver falling out of the air and instantly dying thing is a major downer in terms of ever making a flying car viable. 
Title: Re: Roads are stupid
Post by: renegade on April 02, 2019, 12:15:10 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 02, 2019, 09:34:33 AM
Quote from: renegade on April 01, 2019, 07:19:42 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 01, 2019, 02:27:19 PM
What kind of idiot government would waste money on roads? We should tear down all roads because cars are ruining America. Cars are for dumbasses who can't walk.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again:  Stay in school!
Can you just shut up already?
Show a little respect, child!
Title: Re: Roads are stupid
Post by: Roadgeekteen on April 02, 2019, 12:21:22 PM
Quote from: renegade on April 02, 2019, 12:15:10 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 02, 2019, 09:34:33 AM
Quote from: renegade on April 01, 2019, 07:19:42 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 01, 2019, 02:27:19 PM
What kind of idiot government would waste money on roads? We should tear down all roads because cars are ruining America. Cars are for dumbasses who can't walk.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again:  Stay in school!
Can you just shut up already?
Show a little respect, child!
No
Title: Re: Roads are stupid
Post by: Rothman on April 02, 2019, 12:21:55 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 02, 2019, 12:21:22 PM
Quote from: renegade on April 02, 2019, 12:15:10 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 02, 2019, 09:34:33 AM
Quote from: renegade on April 01, 2019, 07:19:42 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 01, 2019, 02:27:19 PM
What kind of idiot government would waste money on roads? We should tear down all roads because cars are ruining America. Cars are for dumbasses who can't walk.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again:  Stay in school!
Can you just shut up already?
Show a little respect, child!
No
Respect mah authoritah!
Title: Re: Roads are stupid
Post by: Roadgeekteen on April 02, 2019, 12:22:57 PM
Quote from: Rothman on April 02, 2019, 12:21:55 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 02, 2019, 12:21:22 PM
Quote from: renegade on April 02, 2019, 12:15:10 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 02, 2019, 09:34:33 AM
Quote from: renegade on April 01, 2019, 07:19:42 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 01, 2019, 02:27:19 PM
What kind of idiot government would waste money on roads? We should tear down all roads because cars are ruining America. Cars are for dumbasses who can't walk.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again:  Stay in school!
Can you just shut up already?
Show a little respect, child!
No
Respect mah authoritah!
never
Title: Re: Roads are stupid
Post by: Brandon on April 02, 2019, 12:33:32 PM
Quote from: Rothman on April 02, 2019, 12:21:55 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 02, 2019, 12:21:22 PM
Quote from: renegade on April 02, 2019, 12:15:10 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 02, 2019, 09:34:33 AM
Quote from: renegade on April 01, 2019, 07:19:42 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 01, 2019, 02:27:19 PM
What kind of idiot government would waste money on roads? We should tear down all roads because cars are ruining America. Cars are for dumbasses who can't walk.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again:  Stay in school!
Can you just shut up already?
Show a little respect, child!
No
Respect mah authoritah!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What I said was (Picks up a megaphone) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS!? Mr. Garrison...
Title: Re: Roads are stupid
Post by: kevinb1994 on April 02, 2019, 12:46:53 PM
Quote from: Brandon on April 02, 2019, 12:33:32 PM
Quote from: Rothman on April 02, 2019, 12:21:55 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 02, 2019, 12:21:22 PM
Quote from: renegade on April 02, 2019, 12:15:10 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 02, 2019, 09:34:33 AM
Quote from: renegade on April 01, 2019, 07:19:42 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 01, 2019, 02:27:19 PM
What kind of idiot government would waste money on roads? We should tear down all roads because cars are ruining America. Cars are for dumbasses who can't walk.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again:  Stay in school!
Can you just shut up already?
Show a little respect, child!
No
Respect mah authoritah!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What I said was (Picks up a megaphone) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS!? Mr. Garrison...

:-D :-D :popcorn:
Title: Re: Roads are stupid
Post by: renegade on April 02, 2019, 12:47:48 PM
Could be time for someone to take a little break.  Again.
Title: Re: Roads are stupid
Post by: kevinb1994 on April 02, 2019, 12:48:37 PM
Quote from: renegade on April 02, 2019, 12:47:48 PM
Could be time for someone to take a little break.  Again.

You're right about that, sir.
Title: Re: Roads are stupid
Post by: ET21 on April 02, 2019, 02:55:05 PM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on April 02, 2019, 12:10:28 PM
Quote from: ET21 on April 02, 2019, 11:55:30 AM
I was promised flying cars by Back to the Future II by this time... where's my flying DeLorean?

That's actually a pretty intriguing topic since technically flying cars have been around for decades.  It was once thought helicopters would possibly replace cars.  The problem with flying I general is that there is infinitely far less margin for error and training required.  That whole driver falling out of the air and instantly dying thing is a major downer in terms of ever making a flying car viable.

Quite true, I just wanted A-294 (air-294) so I can miss all the BS construction for the next 6 years
Title: Re: Roads are stupid
Post by: US 89 on April 02, 2019, 03:23:13 PM
Quote from: ET21 on April 02, 2019, 02:55:05 PM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on April 02, 2019, 12:10:28 PM
Quote from: ET21 on April 02, 2019, 11:55:30 AM
I was promised flying cars by Back to the Future II by this time... where's my flying DeLorean?

That's actually a pretty intriguing topic since technically flying cars have been around for decades.  It was once thought helicopters would possibly replace cars.  The problem with flying I general is that there is infinitely far less margin for error and training required.  That whole driver falling out of the air and instantly dying thing is a major downer in terms of ever making a flying car viable.

Quite true, I just wanted A-294 (air-294) so I can miss all the BS construction for the next 6 years

I support this proposal. That way I can fly over all the toll booths.
Title: Re: Roads are stupid
Post by: Roadgeekteen on April 02, 2019, 04:56:54 PM
Quote from: renegade on April 02, 2019, 12:47:48 PM
Could be time for someone to take a little break.  Again.
no