Highway 115

[NE2]

It's NASCAR humor. It's not supposed to make sense.

[LA_MetroMan]

The Sheriff would've loved to stop those speeding nuns, but was busy looking for a drug bust. He heard of a potential drug lab on a property nearby. The trail led to a dairy ranch. The rancher greets the Sheriff at the front door asking "What can I do for you constable?"
The Sheriff told the rancher that drugs were a big problem in this area and that as the new Sheriff, he's gonna stop it now.  He asked the rancher if he could inspect the ranch property for any signs of drug lab or residues. The rancher says "Sure, constable - but I'd stay away from that northeast corner (as he points in that direction) -  Just for your safety.
The Sheriff, somewhat agitated, slaps down his new badge and says 'Look sir, this badge says I can go anywhere on your property and that's what I intend to do." "Be my guest constable," says the rancher, " you can get out that way".
About fifteen minutes later, hearing the screams from the Sheriff, the rancher knew where to go and ran towards the northeast corner. To no surprise, the constable was being chased and about to be gored by the ranchers prize bull.  The Sheriff, fear on his face and tears in his eyes, raced by him screaming  "Help me, how do you get that beast to stop?"
The rancher yelled back "Show him the badge, show him the badge".

After stopping in Alanland to freshen up at the local 'Big J's, the nuns continued on to Seattle to see the space needle and the Ballard locks.

[Road Hog]

A Highway Patrolman had stopped a gal on Interstate 80 just east of Seattle. After informing her that she was speeding 15 miles an hour over the 65 limit. Calmly, she pointed to the Interstate 80 sign and told the officer that she was doing exactly the speed limit, 80. Unimpressed, the officer said 'Maam, that's the Interstate Number, NOT the speed limit, which is 65. The gal started shaking and tearing up and got all upset. The officer said it wasn't a big deal, the ticket would only be about $45.00. She turned to him and said "That's not what's bothering me- I just got off of highway 115."


I didn't see a JOKES folder here - so, thought I'd give it a whirl.

Must be a joke from the 80s. You can add a zero to today's fine.