The Worst of Road Signs

Started by Scott5114, September 21, 2010, 04:01:21 AM

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great find!  I never would have guessed that "Pasadena Freeway" was intended to be one expression there.
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formulanone

Let's just say it now: Walt Disney was a closet roadgeek. There's tons of references to cars, roads, signs, automobiles (and the like) in many of his cartoons, movies, and theme parks.

Although, I believe he was a huge proponent of the interstates from the beginning (travelers would bring their families and dough), as well as all the other promises tied into them.

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Central Avenue

This fat OH 37 shield isn't doing it for me.



At this point I think I've seen more of these one-piece signs with unnecessary wide shields for 2-digit numbers than I have with actual 2-digit shields.

Is that intentional? I get the feeling it must be intentional for it to happen as often as it does, but I have no idea why that would be the case.
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thenetwork

^^ I want to say that ODOT uses one-size-fits-all blanks for US and State Routes and sticks on the appropriate numbers and arrows after-market.

Even in Medina, ODOT uses wide shields for similar signs when there is only one cardinal direction & arrow.

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=google+maps+medina+oh&ll=41.137947,-81.864039&spn=0.000008,0.004801&hnear=Medina,+Ohio&gl=us&t=m&z=18&layer=c&cbll=41.138059,-81.863928&panoid=qJ2g2YXQ1NLBQS6tYnS3aQ&cbp=12,358.62,,0,3.72

Just my guess.

vtk

Sometimes, wide shields are used for two-digit routes directly above or below wide shields for three-digit routes, and that allows for a kind of alignment that could have been intentional.  But most of the time, I think it's just halfassery.
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Billy F 1988

Quote from: Central Avenue on March 12, 2013, 07:33:51 PM
This fat OH 37 shield isn't doing it for me.



At this point I think I've seen more of these one-piece signs with unnecessary wide shields for 2-digit numbers than I have with actual 2-digit shields.

Is that intentional? I get the feeling it must be intentional for it to happen as often as it does, but I have no idea why that would be the case.

Looks like the OH 37 is erroneous, too, direction-wise. Both digits are odd. You see the arrow going up on the US 62, but why would OH 37 be an east-west artery?
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NE2

Quote from: Billy F 1988 on March 13, 2013, 02:41:19 AM
Looks like the OH 37 is erroneous, too, direction-wise. Both digits are odd. You see the arrow going up on the US 62, but why would OH 37 be an east-west artery?
What are you talking about?
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Scott5114

Quote from: NE2 on March 13, 2013, 03:24:13 AM
Quote from: Billy F 1988 on March 13, 2013, 02:41:19 AM
Looks like the OH 37 is erroneous, too, direction-wise. Both digits are odd. You see the arrow going up on the US 62, but why would OH 37 be an east-west artery?
What are you talking about?

He's saying since OH 37 is an odd number, it makes no sense for it to be east west.
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NE2

Which makes no sense. Ohio doesn't match direction to parity.
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Central Avenue

If there's anything that should seem weird, it's that two ostensibly "east-west" routes meet at a right angle like that.

Of course, US 62 actually runs southwest to northeast, and OH 37 actually runs northwest to southeast, so the banners are correct, even if it's slightly unintuitive to see an "east-west" cross street after seeing "EAST 62" for several miles.

(I suppose one could argue that OH 37 ought to be signed north-south rather than east-west, but that's another debate.)
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ctsignguy

AT one time (into the early 90s) Ohio had cardinal banners labeled N-EAST, N-WEST, S-EAST, S-WEST.....a simple acknowledgement that roads didnt run in just 4 directions...





so back then, OH 37 would have been signed N-West and S-East because that was the general direction the route took
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kphoger

I am greatly in favor of having SW, NW, SE, and NE direction banners.

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What's next?  NNE, ENE, NNW, WNW, SSE, etc...

hobsini2

Quote from: kphoger on March 13, 2013, 09:41:33 AM
I am greatly in favor of having SW, NW, SE, and NE direction banners.
Agreed. Certainly can use them on routes that start out one way then midway through become the other way. Case in Point, Wis 23. It is East-West between Sheboygan and Wis Dells/Reedsburg area. Then it becomes a north-south route from there to south of Darlington.  It should be signed as N-EAST AND S-WEST.
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Billy F 1988

Quote from: NE2 on March 13, 2013, 04:26:59 AM
Which makes no sense. Ohio doesn't match direction to parity.

What do you mean Ohio doesn't match direction to parity?
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yakra

Methinks ctsignguy should crosspost those to "best of". :D

If ME9 were to run a mere 90° counter to its signed direction, rather than 135°, I guess that's an improvement? Maybe we should have our own custom cardinal directions, like Hithah & Thithah, or better yet, UP and DOWN. YEHBUB!
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agentsteel53

Quote from: Billy F 1988 on March 13, 2013, 02:27:51 PM
What do you mean Ohio doesn't match direction to parity?

the last digit of the route number does not have a significance.  i.e. with US routes north-south is odd and east-west is even.  in Ohio, this is not the case.  some odd routes run east-west.   a quick glance at a map shows that OH-39 is east-west, for example.
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deathtopumpkins

Quote from: yakra on March 13, 2013, 03:00:48 PMMaybe we should have our own custom cardinal directions, like Hithah & Thithah, or better yet, UP and DOWN. YEHBUB!

For up there perhaps "here" and "there" would be appropriate, considering "you can't get there from here!"
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Central Avenue

Quote from: ctsignguy on March 13, 2013, 08:00:59 AM
AT one time (into the early 90s) Ohio had cardinal banners labeled N-EAST, N-WEST, S-EAST, S-WEST.....a simple acknowledgement that roads didnt run in just 4 directions...


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so back then, OH 37 would have been signed N-West and S-East because that was the general direction the route took

This is what I would consider the ideal solution. The fact that it didn't catch on baffles me.

Of course, if it did, we'd probably be here arguing over whether certain roads should be posted with cardinal or ordinal directions. :P

Quote from: agentsteel53 on March 13, 2013, 03:06:02 PM
Quote from: Billy F 1988 on March 13, 2013, 02:27:51 PM
What do you mean Ohio doesn't match direction to parity?

the last digit of the route number does not have a significance.  i.e. with US routes north-south is odd and east-west is even.  in Ohio, this is not the case.  some odd routes run east-west.   a quick glance at a map shows that OH-39 is east-west, for example.

Ohio doesn't even respect the US Routes' parity at times...US 42 and US 68 are signed north-south in Ohio, and US 33 is signed east-west.

Hell, even US 62, which is mostly posted at east-west, inexplicably becomes north-south a few places in Columbus.
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Scott5114

Quote from: deathtopumpkins on March 13, 2013, 03:20:16 PM
Quote from: yakra on March 13, 2013, 03:00:48 PMMaybe we should have our own custom cardinal directions, like Hithah & Thithah, or better yet, UP and DOWN. YEHBUB!

For up there perhaps "here" and "there" would be appropriate, considering "you can't get there from here!"

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#2221

Quote from: ctsignguy on March 13, 2013, 08:00:59 AM
AT one time (into the early 90s) Ohio had cardinal banners labeled N-EAST, N-WEST, S-EAST, S-WEST.....a simple acknowledgement that roads didnt run in just 4 directions...

Throw in US-42 and US-68 labeled as North/South routes in the Buckeye state, as well as the short stretch of US-24 through Toledo.

Jesus,  man, what were you quoting??

ctsignguy

#2222


Ohio used the combo-banners for a few decades from at least the 1950s into the early 90s...i think they were told by AASHTO to quit that and sign things conventionally...

As to why the US routes in Ohio get the directions they did, i was told by a gent at the ODOT Sign Shop some years ago that the policy for the 'diagonal' US routes (33, 35, 42, 62) was something along the lines of 'Did the route travel further east-west, or north-south?"  So, while US 35 was sihned N-S in Indiana and W Virginia, in Ohio, because it traverses a greater E-W distance, it was given E-W tags...obviously, over the years it hasnt been a  firm and fast policy
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agentsteel53

Quote from: Scott5114 on March 13, 2013, 09:19:04 PM

Physics joke: why not STRANGE and CHARM?

math time: I believe the general consensus for extending "up" and "down" into a fourth dimension of space is "ana" and "kata".
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Northbound on VA-241 (Telegraph Road) in the City of Alexandria, Virginia, this past Friday afternoon. Don't care for that downward-pointing diagonal arrow at all. I can't say I've seen many "Exit Only" banners with this sort of arrow in Virginia, but I have been noticing more diagonal arrows lately in general (such as for lanes ending) that appear to stem from a desire to use smaller signs. In this case I suppose its meaning is clear enough, but the diagonal-arrow fad is resulting in some rather unfortunate designs–notice the middle sign in this Street View image from just across the Potomac in Maryland.





While I'm at it.....took this picture about half an hour later on westbound Eisenhower Avenue in Alexandria. It's not really "Worst of Road Signs" so much as it is "Utterly Useless/Pointless Road Signs," but it fits into this thread nicely. I suppose the curb cut itself is utterly useless as well.

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