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Started by OCGuy81, April 29, 2021, 01:46:09 PM

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OCGuy81

April 29, 2021, 01:46:09 PM  
My kids have recently called me out a few different times on making "dad jokes".  So I figured what the hell, let's put em all out there.  Share em if you got em!

The most recent one I was called out on, I was getting my daughter's new bike ready for her.

"Why don't bicycles stand up by themselves?  They're two tired!"  (rimshot) :-D

webny99

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April 29, 2021, 01:52:53 PM  

kphoger

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April 29, 2021, 02:13:49 PM  
Quote from: OCGuy81 on April 29, 2021, 01:46:09 PM
... bicycles ... rimshot

I see what you did there.
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

OCGuy81

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April 29, 2021, 02:18:37 PM  
Quote from: webny99 on April 29, 2021, 01:52:53 PM
We actually had this thread pretty recently:

https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=28568.msg2573458#msg2573458

Oh my bad.  Feel free to move, moderators! :-)
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