The GPT thread

[CoreySamson]

Meta AI:

Q: Why is I-345 unsigned?

A: I-345 is not signed because few maps display the road as I-345; signposts on the road show U.S Highway 75 northbound, while southbound the highway is signed as I-45.

[Rothman]

Heh.

Me:  What is a tautology?

AI: A tautology is a tautology.

[D-Dey65]

"cookie monster expressway"

 

[Scott5114]

[gigantic image]

"cookie monster expressway"

 

Please just hit the like button next time.

[hotdogPi]

My Teleportation app is telling me I can't teleport to the Boston Common because it would cause a telefrag. How do I fix this error message?

Oh, classic telefragging! That's a concept borrowed from old-school first-person shooters—when two solid objects (or people) occupy the same space, bad things happen. In teleportation terms, it just means someone or something is already where you want to materialize—imagine materializing halfway inside a Green Line trolley or, worse, a duck boat tour. Not pretty.

To fix this, you need to pick a precise coordinate at Boston Common that isn't currently occupied. Most teleportation apps let you fine-tune your destination—look for an "adjust arrival spot" or "safe coordinates" option. Try zooming in on the map and choosing an area like an open patch of grass, preferably away from footpaths or scheduled events (say, near the Soldiers and Sailors Monument rather than the Frog Pond on a sunny weekend).

Some apps have a "pre-scan" feature—run that to automatically pick the least-crowded spot within your radius. If crowds are dense (like during the Marathon or a Shakespeare in the Park show), the app might not let you teleport at all for safety reasons. In that case, try targeting Boston Common at a less busy hour.