The UFO Conspiracy is itself a Conspiracy

[wxfree]

By the way, I've seen a UFO.  It was just a star-like thing in the sky, a thing you wouldn't notice unless you were looking up and watching the sky.  It wasn't in orbit, it went this way and that way, it made right angle turns and backed up at one point.  It had some kind of gravity defiance and propulsion systems.  I have no idea what it was.  I would guess that it's a test of some secret technology, but it isn't really a secret.  It had a million watt light on the bottom so it could be seen from the ground miles below.  I didn't notice reverse lights when it backed up, but it was so far away they may not have been visible.  It would have been very easy to hide by turning that light off (and not driving it in such an obviously unnatural pattern) if they wanted secrecy.  Maybe it's aliens playing games with us, but I think it's more likely to be humans playing games with us.

Alien driver's ed test.

I should have kept watching so I could see the parallel parking between Jupiter and Venus.

[Plutonic Panda]

Just like everyone who comes across Bigfoot. He'll only come around if you have a low resolution camera everyone knows that!

Ain't there some suspicion that Bigfoot sightings could actually be people spotting bears that had just recently woken-up from hibernation?

Wouldn't doubt it. I don't think realize how big those animals get. I saw a black bear in the wild and I was surprised how it was. That near Ojai off of Lockwood Valley Rd.

[LilianaUwU]

I think Bigfoot, the original one that is, is someone in an early example of a fursuit, actually.

[kphoger]

Ain't there some suspicion that Bigfoot sightings could actually be people spotting bears that had just recently woken-up from hibernation?

Wouldn't doubt it. I don't think realize how big those animals get. I saw a black bear in the wild and I was surprised how it was. That near Ojai off of Lockwood Valley Rd.

Oh.  Well.  Um.  Wow.  So.  I misread that post.  I thought he was being funny.  Here's what I thought he said:

Ain't there some suspicion that Bigfoot sightings could actually be people sporting beards that had just recently woken-up from hibernation?

[kalvado]

Ain't there some suspicion that Bigfoot sightings could actually be people spotting bears that had just recently woken-up from hibernation?

Wouldn't doubt it. I don't think realize how big those animals get. I saw a black bear in the wild and I was surprised how it was. That near Ojai off of Lockwood Valley Rd.

Oh.  Well.  Um.  Wow.  So.  I misread that post.  I thought he was being funny.  Here's what I thought he said:

Ain't there some suspicion that Bigfoot sightings could actually be people sporting beards that had just recently woken-up from hibernation?

Hangover can be brutal...