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Started by kernals12, March 21, 2025, 12:38:54 AM

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1995hoo

Quote from: kphoger on September 19, 2025, 08:50:12 AM
Quote from: Scott5114 on September 18, 2025, 06:22:19 PMSometimes people do that sort of thing (notably married men who don't want to do laundry).

Is that a real thing married men do, or is it just something they joke about?

I'm quite happy to do both the laundry and the vacuuming because my wife cleans the bathrooms.
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Scott5114

Quote from: kphoger on September 19, 2025, 08:50:12 AM
Quote from: Scott5114 on September 18, 2025, 06:22:19 PMSometimes people do that sort of thing (notably married men who don't want to do laundry).

Is that a real thing married men do, or is it just something they joke about?

I have seen it described by enough women that I absolutely believe it happens.

Sometimes the men will go so far as to pour bleach in a load of colors just to sell the fact that they don't know what they're doing and get taken off of laundry duty.
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Scott5114

My phone autocorrects Bullhead City to Bullshit City.

Which, having spent an hour or so there today, seems appropriate.
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1995hoo

Quote from: Scott5114 on September 21, 2025, 04:31:34 AMMy phone autocorrects Bullhead City to Bullshit City.

Which, having spent an hour or so there today, seems appropriate.

Our hockey ticket partners refer to the lady who sits in front of us at Verizon Center as "Buttcrack" because invariably at some point during the game when she stands up she exposes hers.

My iPhone has seen that "name" so often that if I type "But" the autocorrect option right in the middle is "Buttcrack."
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

Max Rockatansky

Quote from: Scott5114 on September 21, 2025, 04:31:34 AMMy phone autocorrects Bullhead City to Bullshit City.

Which, having spent an hour or so there today, seems appropriate.

Used to call it "Methhead City" myself.  I hated having to go up there for work since the store I was overseeing LP for was a problem child. 

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Quote from: Scott5114 on September 19, 2025, 05:12:16 PM
Quote from: kphoger on September 19, 2025, 08:50:12 AM
Quote from: Scott5114 on September 18, 2025, 06:22:19 PMSometimes people do that sort of thing (notably married men who don't want to do laundry).

Is that a real thing married men do, or is it just something they joke about?

I have seen it described by enough women that I absolutely believe it happens.

Sometimes the men will go so far as to pour bleach in a load of colors just to sell the fact that they don't know what they're doing and get taken off of laundry duty.

Wow.  Weaponized incompetence is not a good look.

kphoger

Quote from: Scott5114 on September 19, 2025, 05:12:16 PMSometimes the men will go so far as to pour bleach in a load of colors just to sell the fact that they don't know what they're doing and get taken off of laundry duty.

Those men must have way more disposable income than I do, because there's no way I'd be willing to buy all those replacement clothing items.

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kphoger

Quote from: Scott5114 on September 21, 2025, 04:31:34 AMautocorrects

With my phone, I'm back to typing text messages in T9, and those are some of the best.  For example, when referring to a friend from church named Jordan, it thinks I really mean "Korean" instead.  So I just refer to her as "Korean" in real life now.

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Male pronouns, please.

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Quote from: Max Rockatansky on September 21, 2025, 10:04:50 AM
Quote from: Scott5114 on September 21, 2025, 04:31:34 AMMy phone autocorrects Bullhead City to Bullshit City.

Which, having spent an hour or so there today, seems appropriate.

Used to call it "Methhead City" myself.  I hated having to go up there for work since the store I was overseeing LP for was a problem child. 

Bullhead City is my "Poor Man's Beach Vacation" spot, along with Lake Havasu City not far away which is something of a kindred spirit.  I suppose "cheap for a reason" applies.  There are some beaches along the Colorado that are quite pleasant on weekdays; don't think I've ever tried them on a weekend, and I wouldn't go to Lake Havasu City during Spring Break.  Obviously you don't want anything to do with the weather there mid-April through early October; other times of the year the weather can be beautiful.

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kphoger

Quote from: Roadgeekteen on October 03, 2025, 01:30:26 AMI was on the Worcester commuter rail line and I was passing cars on the pike in Newton even though there was little traffic.

Being on a train next to traffic can be a rubber-band experience of yay-awww-yay-awww-yay!

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.